It is finally time to put this season of RHOBH to bed, thus the last RHOBH recap of the season. Praise the baby Jesus! It is always better for the site to have everyone hate watching. Don’t believe me? RHOBH gets about four times more comments than anything else. So YAY! I will miss all the views of the arguments in the comment section. People often ask me if more comments helps the site It’s sort of yes and no. Comments alone don’t really effect the site unless y’all all read all the comments and keep coming back to argue because that is more page views. When the comments get good and everyone comes to read and add their opinions, that is muy bueno! LOL
Are We Finally Going To Admit To The Racism?
And, here we go! We start with the single ladies. Sutton is still friends with the online date but apparently nothing more. Erika Girardi is getting it all the time. Really? Then we move on to Erika being drunk all the time. We go straight to the video of her telling Jax to GTFO when he was simply pulling the flowers away. Erika says she was numbing pain. She is seeing a psychologist. Garcelle did not know why Erika came for Jax and only saw how bad it was when she saw the episode. We get footage of Kyle and Mauricio laughing about Garcelle’s reaction to Erika cursing at Jax. She felt terrible after she saw what happen. Dorit also distances herself from the situation.
We talk about a court case that determined there is no evidence to suggest that Erika knew what Tom was doing. That doesn’t mean she didn’t know in my opinion. Erika says that she is looking out for herself. I get that. Erika says she has been embarrassed by her behavior all season and she is talking with her therapist about that. Fine, let’s get to Kathy! I don’t hate any of the dresses. But they really don’t do have any cohesion. Kyle tells Erika, her good buddy that she was out of control. Is there a crack within the fucktards? Then Kyle asks Erika if she realizes how being her friend all season has caused a lot of heat from her. This pisses Erika off. Erika says she has been ruthlessly attacked all season. Poor thing.
Andy compared Erika to Ruth Madoff. WOW. At the break Erika dries her tears.
Kathy Hilton Joins The Stage!
FInally. Let’s see how this goes! Kathy comes out and sits between Kyle and Rinna. Are we really starting with Kathy’s tequila. Kathy apparently thought that Kyle’s party was to serve her tequila. That’s apparently why she was so mad that Rinna ordered a different tequila. I mean, the things that housewives argue about. I also agree with Kyle, what was she supposed to say? That Rinna is not allowed to choose her own drink? I can’t believe I am actually bored. Hopefully, we get somewhere soon? It’s always a sign the episode isn’t great when I have to watch commercials rather than zip through them. IJS.
Kyle turns on the tears. Kathy finally tells her story about why she was pissed at the Caribou club. She says she went over to the DJ and he was busy and looking down. She claims they had no interaction at all. So, she went back to their table and on the way she saw a manager. She asked him if she gave him some money could he get the DJ to play a few songs. He said no. Kathy claims she has been a member for over 30 years. She says the manager refused, and asked her where she was from. She said, “LA.” According to her, he told her to go back to LA. So that is why she got pissed and wanted to leave.
The Homophobic Slur
Kyle says that Kathy demanded to leave and was very angry. Kathy seems to agree. Erika says that when she asked Kathy what was wrong, Kathy says that the DJ is an old fucking bleep. Is that the F word slow she supposed said? I dunno but the bleeped the entire word. Kathy denies saying that. I rewatched and it did seem like she said the word. Erika is a lot of things but I can’t see her making up what Kathy said.
Kathy says that she will admit what she did. But, she is not a monster and did not say that. Andy says there was an investigation by the suits. But, only Erika and Kathy were the ones who witnessed it. Kathy said she didn’t say it. Erika said she did. This seems to make Erika the leak to the whole thing. I kind of believe Erika. Do you?
Kathy tries to shift the narrative to Erika’s expensive bags and jewelry. It’s not working for me. Then, Rinna picks up the story from the Sprinter van. We have heard this a million times. She talks about Kathy’s meltdown in the van. Kathy denies everything. Andy goes through all crap Kathy allegedly said about everyone. And how she tried to throw her money around. Kathy denies it all. I have to say, I believe Rinna. She was kind enough to get Kathy home. I know she lies a lot, but I believe her. #UnpopularOpinionAlert Kathy denies making the comments and seems to claim that Rinna made up the texts she posted on social media about her behavior. Rinna still has them on her phone and Andy verifies it.
So What About The Leaks To The “Press”?
Erika responds to Andy about the leaks by saying that her publicist has been Nikki Hilton’s publicist for years and he would never do that. Fun fact, both Rinna and Erika parted with their publicist right BEFORE Bravo Con. Garcelle says that Rinna puts a LOT of stuff online. Rinna says that she was contacted by TMZ who was trying to figure out what happened in Aspen. And she did talk to them. Kyle says she wishes it had never gotten out.
Kathy says she went to apologize to Kyle. Why? She claims she never said anything. But, then Kathy claims that Kyle wanted her to apologize to Rinna. Actually, Kyle gave her the option to stick around and talk to Rinna because she was already invited over.
Kathy claims that Rinna wanted it on camera because her contract was up for renewal. I know I am the only one but I am not believing Kathy. Then, Kathy calls Rinna the biggest bully in Hollywood. Really? Did she threaten anyone with a cease and desist? Kyle starts crying. Andy suggests that perhaps Rinna shouldn’t have told Kyle all the ugly things Kathy said so she could still be close with her sister. Rinna says she will back off so the sisters can work things out. Kyle continues to cry as she explains that she doesn’t want to be estranged from her sister. She is very hurt over Paris’s tweets against her.
Kyle Tries To Make Up WIth Kathy
Andy tries to get the two sisters to a better place. Kyle is willing. Kathy is not. Kathy thinks that Kyle is acting like a Martyr. As if it was only Kyle who was hurt. Spoiler alert. These two are still not in a good place. Kathy says she is hurt too. Kyle tells Dorit and Rinna not to interject in her conversation with the two. They SORT OF hug it out and Kathy is allowed to leave the stage. So there was no real resolution. Kyle doesn’t know why Kathy is so mad at her. Kathy is apparently pissed because Kyle didn’t stick up for her? Seriously? Kyle says it is always her fault. When Kathy lives, Kyle says, “Well now it is completely done.”
Dorit wants a toast. Kyle tells Garcelle of all people, who came to comfort her that she can’t do a toast right now. Garcelle gets it. Kyle feels like her relationship with Kathy is irretrievably broken. And, honestly, that still seems to be the case. There were a couple of family functions recently that Kyle was apparently not invited too. Rinna asks Dorit if they are going to be blamed for this. Kyle asks to leave the stage. But, production wants to wring it out until the very end. They start to discuss their final thoughts of the season and he starts with Kyle who is still sobbing. What a dick. None of the final words were interesting.
Dorit goes to comfort Kyle. Dorit offers to help Kyle reconcile with Kathy. And there it ends.