It’s time for episode three of the new season of RHOP and I am going to try my best to do a RHOP Recap. I feel like it has been a long time since the last season, and I struggle to really remember the dynamics of the show. I have got to go to bed super early because I have to get up super early tomorrow. UGH. We’ll see how that works out. So, let me get this knocked out.
Candiace Has A Meltdown
We start out with Candiace going to production bitching about Gizelle talking about Chris DMing her at three am and making her feel uncomfortable. She points out that not only is she not going to stand for it but there, is an actual person on the show that makes people uncomfortable and that is Michael Darby. And the triangle tissues are out. Le sigh. Then, she storms out of the yoga studio. Wendy briefly mentions her imaginary Nigerian bar with Peter Thomas. Then, Gizelle and Mia go off on their own to work out their differences regarding Mia’s illness. Ashley tells the other girls that she feels badly because they all have shared the same doubts Gizelle has.
As someone going through a longterm illness with no diagnosis YET, I understand how you worry it is one thing and then another possibility arises, and the doctors just keep shipping you off to other places. It’s not fun. And Gizelle should either be kind or shut her face. At least Gizelle seems to get it now and is apologizing. Those two hug it out, but the rest of them are arguing about it with each other. When everyone is back together, Robyn and Mia are screaming at each other. Robyn suddenly invites everyone except for Wendy to a family day with the kids the following week on spring break. Wendy leaves. She thinks Mia is lying.
Ashley Goes House Shopping; Robyn Wants a Prenup
Ray and Karen go to get manicures. Ray is less than excited to be missing a beautiful day outside for this. Ashley has bid on multiple houses but her offers are not accepted. Michael is apparently doing something shady with the finances. Ashely is coming to terms with her divorce. And the fact she will be alone. She is having second thoughts. Meanwhile, Robyn tells Juan she wants a prenup. She was apparently expecting some pushback, but he doesn’t care. He says he makes more money than she does anyway. LOL. Wendy goes to the doctor for her hair loss. I’ve lost most of my hair since I got sick. I guess it is the stress. And I have no nutrients in my system to help hair growth.
WTF is a pink champage MARGARITA? The thought is not helping my nausea. Those two things do not go together. But, that is what Robyn and Mia go out and order. Robyn grills Mia on her health issues. Then, Robyn brings up the stuff with Chris and Gizelle. And Mia seems to have her own story about Chris Brown Dick. Mia claims that Chris was staring her down at Spring Fling. Production rolls the footage and he was not looking at her at all. Why are these women coming for Chris this season?
Gizelle Drops By Karen’s House
These two haven’t been in a good place for a while so it looks like they are going to bond over lemonade and a fruit plate. Don’t go to any trouble, Karen. Candiace was right when she went to production about the Chris thing. It looks like it is going to be a big storyline. But, going to production never stops them from doing anything. If anything it eggs them on because they are getting a reaction. She should have played it cool. Karen says Chris owes her an apology for his late night text or IG comment or whatever it was. But wasn’t that to Ashley? Karen says Gizelle is justified in her feelings. Karen says that she had a husband hug her a bit too tight three years ago. She just let it go even though she felt uncomfortable. Oh, Gizelle is talking about when he asked to talk to her in private. Two different things. Both, ridiculous.
Meanwhile, Candiace and Chris go out so she can tell him what is going on. But first, she talks about her journey to freeze her eggs. Her doctor doesn’t think things are going well. She is stressed by the things Gizelle is saying. I don’t think Chris is being inappropriate toward any of the ladies. His story is different from hers. I think Gizelle is making a mountain out of a molehill. Then, Robyn randomly shows up at their lunch. She asks Chris to stand up and give her a hug. Good grief. How inappropriate given the circumstances. However, she doesn’t feel the same way about the situation that Gizelle does. The DM was to Ashley so why is this Gizelle’s hill she wants to die on?
How is Candiace so much more likeable this season? I can’t believe I just typed that!
Next Week: It’s Family Fun Day with all the kids. Plus, Michael and Ashley’s divorce goes public. And Michael goes missing.