I guess I will attempt to do a RHOSLC Recap really quickly in between puking up Gatorade in a bucket. YAY! Last week’s episode was probably the worst episode of any housewives show in history. So, I probably won’t have much to say. I’m itching to get back to bed.
So, we are back in Arizona, I cannot with this whore dinner. Heather just laid hands on Whitney. Are they really going to brawl half naked? Whitney goes to suck up to Lisa. Lisa just wants to call her husband. At two am, Jen brings out her glam girl in lingerie who she refers to as Crystal Pussy. Seriously, why are we watching this? She is apparently there to teach the girls how to twerk. Lisa and Whitney are the only one’s with sense enough to go to bed.
MAKE IT STOP!
The next day the women roll out of bed at noon to a totally demolished house. Whitney is going to meet with her brother and sister before heading home. Jen is getting ready to fly to NYC to meet with her lawyers. I am probably going to skip over the Whitney stuff for personal reasons. Now we have to hear about Jen’s prep for her trial. I can’t with all of her sob stories. Frankly, this whole franchise needs to be cancelled. It looks like Jen is going to NYC and the rest are staying in Arizona for a while.
After everyone has a nap they all go out to dinner. Whitney is very emotional. Once again the bickering starts between Heather and Whitney. Why do they keep saying Jen is facing 50 years in prison? She’s probably going to get 15 at least after her plea. Heather doesn’t seem to think anyone other than Jen needs support right now.
The ladies talk about her co-defendants taking pleas. And yet, they still believe her? They also realize that even Stuart has taken a plea and probably rolled over on Jen. And with that it ends. Thank the baby Jesus. Am I just cranky, or is this show pretty much unwatchable?