There is currently NOTHING on Bravo for season three of RHOSLC. I’ve never seen a housewives franchise get this little amount of attention on their website. So far there are no previews, there isn’t even a schedule at all for today yet though it is 8 am at the moment. The RHOSLC recaps here get very few comments. I’m kind of shocked. Y’all love a felon and we have one on the RHOSLC. I don’t even have to say allegedly anymore. She admitted guilt and is going to prison. Depending on when I wake up next. I am going back to bed after multiple bathroom trips for multiple reasons. Then, I realized it was Wednesday. So I hope to be awake during prime time to do this RHOSLC recap. We shall see.
I am going to struggle to cover Whitney’s abuse. It is very triggering to me. It hits very close to home. Lisa suddenly apologizes to Meredith, AGAIN. It doesn’t go any better this time. Meredith thinks that Lisa needs to seek help. Whitney prods Lisa to explain where all the pain is coming from. While explaining just that she says that “I’m not going to slit my wrists for anybody.” Lisa does say that a lot. Apparently, Meredith has a relative who attempted suicide. None of this is fun to watch. Meredith thanks Lisa for the apology. But, she also says they have a long way to go for resolution.
On to day two… They are going on one of those trolleys where you have to pedal a the trolley while drinking. Apparently, they are also going to a rodeo. But not before Jen Shah spends an hour or two with her glam squad. Meredith also has a glam squad. As Heather says, “For who the cacti?” Or maybe for this trolley guy. Why do housewives always throw there drinks at each other and hang from the poles? What kind of adult women act this way? It’s pathetic.
Of To The Rodeo!
The “rodeo” is a private event with just the women and like eight women who are somehow connected to a Dior fashion show. And the housewives wear costumes. There is a reason those two sentences do not make sense. This whole concept is weird. Everyone is still talking about the Meredith and Lisa in their new fugly getups. Whitney wants Meredith to tell Lisa the rumors about her. Whitney is a little pot stirrer. Most of the girls get on the horses side saddle in their long dresses and stilettos. This whole episode seems really weird to me.
Back at the hacienda, everyone has a glam squad for Jen’s “garbage whore lingerie party.” Does this seem normal to anyone? The glam squads for a girl’s night in? The ridiculous theme? Make it make sense. Lisa wore black and white silk pajamas. I want them. Whitney continues to stir the pot to make Lisa and Meredith go at it again. But, somehow Whitney claims she is tired of being “Nancy Drew” and feeding her the information to expose others. She sure seemed to like that role up until now.
The Main Brawl Of The Episode
Whitney sits down at the table and starts talking with Lisa and Heather, after yelling at everyone to shut up. Whitney finally feels like she has a decent relationship with Lisa. But, she says she has heard and discussed a lot of rumors about her. Whatever, happened to shutting up about that? That lasted five whole minutes. Then, she throws Meredith under the bus saying she is the one who brought it up. Whitney says she is tired of being in the middle of it all. Please, she orchestrated this whole situation. Then she started listing all the things Meredith told her.
Random shouting over each other between Lisa and Meredith. Whitney says that those two need to work out their own differences. More random screaming between Lisa and Meredith. Lisa has a dramatic meltdown and flees the table to call her husband. Not to be outdone, Jen Shah starts screaming to no one in particular that everything she has has been taken away from her. Oh girl, you ain’t seen nothing yet. There are no glam quads in prison. Meredith goes to talk to Lisa to try to smooth things over. Lisa is packing her bags. Heather screams her head off at Whitney.
Now I see why you guys don’t have much to say about these episodes. This one was ridiculous.