Well Taylor fans, our girl is in some trouble. Yesterday, Turner won the first HOH round. It was the spinning challenge where they spun them around on hot dogs or something. They are sore. Then, today Monte won part two of the challenge. Not sure what that was yet, it’s been a hell of a day over here. Yesterday, I had such peaceful sleep and Banjo was in my dreams. Last night… quite the opposite. I woke up very anxious for no reason and I can’t seem to shake it. And there is the random weeping and the inability to fully control my um…. bowels. Anyway, once again TMI. Sorry. One more thing. I have not gotten through my emails yet. But, I will try again after this recap.
Tonight show is pre-taped and staged by the production. It’s the whole looking back on the season thing. I don’t even know why I am watching it. I just don’t want to miss anything. I assume the casuals will love it. I have a feeling Brittany will be on it two. Which will confuse some people.
Jasmine Is Awful
It sounds like part three of the HOH is tomorrow??? Usually at least ONE of the HOH comps is live. At least that is what I thought. Either Monte or Turner would have to choose to take Taylor at this point. Taylor is going to have to give up the cookie for the next two nights. Turner is DEFINITELY taking Monte. Monte may be wise to throw it so he doesn’t have to choose Turner over Tay.
Oh here we go and they are going to show part one of the HOH comp! Or at least part of it. This show is way better than expected in the first two minutes. Maybe we will see some jury talk! But first, It’s time for lobster, champagne and a very produced segment. We get a ton of Jasmine complaining all the food that the houseguests brought her. She didn’t even like the WATER they brought her. She is such a whiner. Then we get a montage of of previously unseen footage about how these fools don’t know basic geometry. On to Daniel being a prick.
Complaints, Tears And Kyle
Then, they move on to Terrance. Next up is Taylor who is picked on for only showering every other day. I haven’t taken a shower in ages because I am physically unable to stand. Thankfully, no one has to be around to smell me. I do take ho baths. That said, this obsession with showering every single day is an American thing. Every other day is perfectly fine in most other countries. Also, why do people wash their hair TWICE just because the the shampoo bottle tells them to? I am prepared to take some flack over these comments. I could totally live with Turner.
Apparently, they had a party for Indy on the one year anniversary of her being a US citizen. Then, the crying in the DR clips. They all cried multiple times. It happens every year. Brittany cried A LOT. Moving on to the Kyle situation. It’s come down to swatting flies. I am bored now.
Finally, we see the beginning of part one of the three part HOH. It’s not the spinning where they slam into things. It’s standing on a tiny platform that spins as they hold on to a giant weiner. They just show a few seconds but the feeders already know that Turner wins. Monte wins part two. Things are not looking good for my girl Taylor. I just tried to vote for her again. It looks like it may only be place ten votes TOTAL not ten votes per day. I really hope she wins.
I can’t wait for Sunday night!