Tonight’s BB 24 recap is expected to have the live eviction of Brittany. And part one at least of the three part final HOH. There will be an episode tomorrow night but it is that stupid episode where the final three will sit around the table and discuss whatever production tells them to. So it will be background noise and not recapped. And tonight, Big Brother is happening BEFORE the Southern Charm Recap. Because I said so, that’s why? Also, Southern Charm looks annoying tonight. It’s just a lot of the guys fighting and Naomie and Whitney pretending they are a thing. Then on Sunday, it will be the finale and that will be recapped by whatever Bravo serves up on Sunday.
A Lover’s Quarrel
But first, I imagine we are about to check in with the on again off again showmance. I hope they show Monte for the total dick he is. I missed the first two minutes because even though I told my DVR not to, it was trying to record 60 Days In. But, I have that scheduled to tape later. Anyway, Turner knows that Monte and Taylor are hooking up. Damn, Monte is so damn sensitive. He got pissed because she pointed out he had not seen his one year old god daughter for three months. So he puts on HER HOH HEADPHONES and falls asleep. She wanted to listen to her music. It’s HER HOH.
Monte is such a pussy. He is so sensitive. He wants to control Taylor. She doesn’t allow it. Turner wisely stirs up Monte to feel less into Taylor. Oh we get the bathtub scene. Now everyone is going to know what a piece of Garbage Monte is. Taylor even apologizes for the god daughter comment. Then, he whines about her taking back her headphones. She is apologizing for things she didn’t need to apologize for. Monte just needs to lighten up. Oh they didn’t show the worst things Monte said. He was so ugly toward her.
OH WE ARE GETTING SOME JURY SCENES!
I think we have only ever been there once before all season. That is highly unusual. It will be interesting to see if Terrance is in fact still there. Terrance and Michael from the double eviction arrive and everyone is SHOCKED to see Michael arrive. He should have won the season. Sorry, I am so into this jury scene I forgot I was recapping. Then, Alyssa dropped the bomb that Taylor was sleeping in Monte’s bed during his HOH. Joseph’s face looks like he is in complete disbelief! He is really upset. WE FINALLY GET TO SEE THE HOUSE! Or not. I guess the owners do not want it on TV.
Instead we are getting the messages from home that were not shown on the live feeds. Taylor’s mom and grandma are up first and she loses it immediately. Monte’s dad is next. Turner loses it more than anybody. It’s his mom and his girlfriend. She’s really pretty. Then it is Brittany’s husband. Then it is just a cryfest for everyone. I have been on an emotional rollercoaster today. Next we get Brittany pitching to Monte for the millionth time. She has good points but he is bros with Turner. It’s still up in the air who he would pick between Turner and Taylor. But, this is a no brainer for him.
The Live Eviction
Monte evicts Brittany. Hugs and kisses all around. Then it is out to talk to Julie. She gets a good repsonse from the audience. I believe she played a good game. Then, Brittany talks about voting out Taylor last week. Julie asks about how she feels about Michael after his vicious speech about her. She seems a bit confused about why he went for her jugular. She does hope that they will have a lifelong friendship after this. This has been a lifelong dream for Britt and she FINALLY seems to be dealing with it in a positive way after a week of crying and being mostly iced out by the other three.
Damn Julie has a great pair of legs. I’m not sure I have ever seen her in such a short dress before. Inside the house the final three are thrilled to be final three. Then, they find out that the live finale is Sunday. That seems to surprise them. Do we still have time for part one tonight? I don’t think we have ever seen all three parts played on finale night before. And as I said tomorrow nights show is a nothing burger of prerecorded highly produced crap. Will I be watching? ABSOLUTELY! But, that’s it for the house.
The Cookout Returns
I love that the cookout is coming back but I thought that would happen on finale night. I would much rather see part one of the final HOH tonight. Clearly, they are all Team Taylor. I heard but did not see for myself that Xavier is saying if Taylor doesn’t get AFP he will go off. I wish I could vote for her but they don’t seem to let the old folks vote on a laptop anymore. I know, I know. I will eventually get a phone. Probably. Maybe. I read that at a lot of European hotels you phone is somehow your key to your room. UGH.
This was a really good final six. I really like them all. Of course they talk about Kyle. While I do think Kyle may be a bit racist and not someone who has friends of other races or nationalities, I’m going to go out on a limb her and just say that I don’t feel it was racist of him to think that the season right after the cookout season might have all the people of color thinking about secretly banding together. In fact, I still expect it to happen in other seasons.
WTF IS ON TIFFANY’S HEAD?
I didn’t even recognize her. Y’all know I have no facial recognition skills. But, she was my favorite player and If I saw her at TJ Maxx I would have no idea it was her. Who thought this hairstyle was a good look? She can’t even see out of one eye. What is going on? It’s interesting that Derek is rooting for Turner and Taylor. They are all way over the way Monte talks to Taylor but so far they haven’t said that on the live show. Xavier says there are times when he want to slap Monte in the back of the head. SAME! They are all really strong Taylor fans. Julie is rushing them. Maybe they will start the first HOH and it will be on live feeds. Julie didn’t even get to everyone
Nope Julie is going to talk about America’s Vote. They will get $50 and a cruise for two. Oh! It looks like I can vote Off to vote for Taylor! I am so excited for the finale! This was a great episode! Thanks for watching with me. Inside the house they are wasting perfectly good champage.