To be honest, there are times when I am irritated that I have to watch some dumb Bravo show before a better show that I really want to watch. Well, that is not the case tonight boys and girls. Today I am already doing setups for tonight’s RHOBH Recap at 3:45 p.m. I am literally counting the hours to RHOBH and not Survivor. I am very excited for Survivor too. But this looks like a RHOBH episode that is going to be insane. I’m counting down the hours! Today’s sneak peeks were amazing! It’s almost time! I haven’t been this excited about a housewives episode in years. It better not disappoint!
We begin with everyone getting ready to fly home. Kathy is still sleeping. She texted Kyle she is not flying home with the group. My guess is she is going to try to sleep through her hangover and fly home later in the day. We have no footage from the last club they went to because it is members only and they refused to allow cameras in.
She has never seen anything like what happened at the club. It seems that Kathy wanted everyone to do a conga line. No one was interested. It probably seemed to Kathy that an idea that comes from her is rejected. So she got all into her feelings and had a nuclear meltdown. Then, she tried to get Sutton to leave with her and Sutton was not ready to go. They had not been there for long at all before the meltdown happened. Then, she demanded that Kyle leave with her. She also declined. Eventually, Rinna agreed to go with her. Thank God she did. Because, she blabs everything!
Lisa Rinna Tells All
“We get in the Sprinter van, and Kathy starts screaming about everything. And she’s saying things like, “I’m going to take down NBC and Bravo! I will take down this show, single-handedly. I will fucking ruin you all,’” Then, she talks about what happened back at Kyle’s house. Lisa says “She takes her glasses off, she throws them on the ground, she’s jumping up and down, breaking her glasses, she’s pounding the wall. And Rinna claims she was screaming that she “made” Kyle. Kathy’s responsible for Kyle’s success. Then, according to Rinna, Kathy continued to rant saying, “I will destroy Kyle and her family if it’s the last thing I ever do.” Wow just wow. It seems that things are no so hunky dory!
Eventually, everyone except Kathy gets on the plane and has bloody marys and finger food. Erika and Sutton try to make up on the plane. Sutton cries when Erika apologizes. Back to recapping the night before. Diana talks about how Kathy was screaming at Kyle in the club for not leaving with her. Rinna says in confessional that Kyle is way more famous than Kathy. Also, Kathy still hold resentment for taking agents from her husband’s real estate office when he formed The Agency and toward Kim for doing American Woman which was about her mother.
Back In Beverly Hills…
The ladies arrive back home and suddenly that is the end of it? Now they are planning for Crystal’s Great Gatsby birthday party? Really. What a bait and switch Bravo! Kyle has to immediately pack for Georgia where she will be filming Halloween Kill. She will miss Crystal’s party. But first, Dorit has to suck up to Erika. They go to a chocolatier and learn to make chocolates, presumably for Crystal’s party. Dorit brings up Garcelle reporting on Erika’s legal drama on The Real. Sadly, The Real was cancelled shortly thereafter. I miss that show. Erika said it was devastating. It seems like Dorit is in fact choosing Erika over Kyle. In Erika’s confessional she insinuates that some of the other ladies are hiding their own skeletons. That’s probably true.
Let the party begin! Of course Sutton has an authentic 1920s dress in her closet. I doubt any of these ladies have seen her closet or really know how rich she is. Sheree adds her name to Crystal’s gift card from Garcelle. That is the first thing she has done all season. I doubt she will be back. OH SHIT! KATHY IS THERE! Rinna is freaking out. Rinna says if these women knew what Kathy said about them they would not be speaking to her. Erika’s um…. crown? Is weird. She doesn’t look 1920’s at all. Sutton is stuck talking to Erika. Erika and Garcelle have yet to talk about the interview. Of course, Dorit defends Erika. AGAIN. Rinna tells Crystal she needs to leave because Kathy makes her uncomfortable.
Erika And Garcelle Talk About The Real
Erika starts by saying she would have loved a heads up about her segment on The Real. That was fast. Garcelle apologized to Erika and just like that it was over. Crystal comes in and tells the others that Rinna left. She also told them why which was unnecessary. But she doesn’t give any details. Kathy doesn’t think that Rinna left because of her. Kathy says Rinna was very nice to her in Aspen and she listened to her. Garcelle suggests that Erika text her so she does. Since Diana has had almost zero screen time, she goes with her. Rinna doesn’t pick up the phone.
Erika knows about the sprinter ride because Rinna was texting her while it was happening. Erika tries to defend Kathy to Diana. Erika feels like she is the only one in the group being held accountable. Meanwhile, Dorit runs to Erika. Does she see a storm brewing? Then everyone decides to leave except for Dorit and Erika. Erika is just glad Kathy is taking the heat off of her. Next week Kathy and Kyle’s drama continues to affect the group.
I am going to quickly get through WWHL simply because it is Garcelle and Dorit. Wait, the audience thinks Rinna is exaggerating Kathy’s behavior? I get it. It’s Rinna. But, this one time I believe her. Garelle doesn’t believe Diana had covid and thinks she was just trying to avoid the reunion. The rest of it was dumb. You can skip it. They do a conga line with the gay shark at the end.
On to Survivor!