STonight I cannot afford to dilly dally with this RHOBH Recap because once again he has tacked WWHL with Erika and He Who Shall Not Be Named on it. I have no desire to watch it and it is screwing my ability to tape the finale of AGT. So the plan is to be done with this when the show ends so I can delete it and record AGT. I got a Shingles shot yesterday, finally. I have been trying to get one for a while. My arm is still sore. I usually don’t have any reaction to vaccines. I’m still very happy I finally got one.
Erika Can’t Stand The Heat
On with the show! We begin with Kyle and Rinna trying to get Kathy through the icy streets. Meanwhile, the good girls, Sutton, Garcelle and Crystal going out for lattes and croissants. I was thrilled that we were getting a scene with just these three and then Kyle and Rinna showed up. /heavy sigh. What did they do with Kathy? Apparently, they lost her. Then, she shows up at the coffee shop. Kyle announces that Kyle packed up and left her house and went to Diana’s. Dorit and Erika and Diana go to some insanely overpriced shop for skiing outfits. Erika wants to leave Aspen on a commercial flight. She is also wearing THE earrings. Good grief.
Erika claims that she was dismissed in the original lawsuit filed in Illinois. She sees it as a victory. It’s not. It was dismissed for improper jurisdiction and move to California. While Erika continues to lie to Dorit and Madam Diana, everyone else goes to buy a custom made cowboy hat. Kathy managed to get “her tequila” brand actually at the hat shop. Rinna tries Kendall Jenner’s 818 tequila. Kathy gets pissed and leaves. Then, Mauricio shows up for his camera time. Kyle is pissed that Dorit called to say she is not going to the hat shop. So, Kyle hangs up on her. Kyle is pissed at Erika for stealing her friend.
Rinna Is The Peace Keeper?
Rinna goes to the bar where the other girls are to talk to Dorit. Erika wants to tell the others that she was dismissed from the lawsuit. She was not. Rinna goes back to report of Kyle. Kyle is really furious that three of them blew off her event to go out for pizza. Oh God, everyone is headed to the country western bar in their hats. I think this is where The Kathy Incident happens. Sutton needs oxygen. Dorit stops by to talk to Kyle. Kyle is still crying. Kyle screams at her. Then, they all get ready to head out for dinner.
Kyle is the last one to arrive. She really doesn’t want to be there. Actually, Erika and Diana are the last to arrive. Kyle and Erika attempt to make up. It doesn’t go well. They have the same old argument. It eventually ends with Kyle crying some more and then they hug it out. Erika cries too. Garcelle points out that Erika is quick to patch things up with Kyle. However, she has been coming after Sutton for years. Are they going to show what Kathy said or not? It seems like we are just going to keep rehashing the Erika situation. Erika calls Crystal an asshole again.
Then they head out to a private club that Kyle is a member of. Kathy is worried she won’t get in because she is underdressed. Then, several hours later, Rinna sends a text to Erika that says that when she got into the sprinter, Kathy had a meltdown like nothing she has ever seen in her life. She was screaming and things and crying. Rinna locked herself in her room when they got back. Kathy was apparently saying horrific things about Kyle.
To Be Continued….