This season has been kind of disappointing. I’m not sure why. I liked the trips. I liked Sanja and Drew. There was definitely too much Sheree by She Can’t Pay. Kenya was pretty tame this season. Marlo was fine. Kandi didn’t bring that much. And I hope they don’t get rid of her but…click this link about that. So, let’s start this RHOA Recap and figure out what all the drama is about. They were told to bring it. Let’s see who did.
First of all the seating arrangement is BIZARRE. Sheree and Marlo next to Andy? Kandi on the end? I’m feeling frustrated tonight so all this backstage stuff that I normally love is irritating. It feels like suck up to Andy time for me. What does a moat with a drawbridge have to do with Jamaica? What am I missing. And why are they all in red? IDGI.
These bitches are all bone collectors. Who cares? I am already bored. Sanya and Drew are clearly fighting for their lives to stay on the show. But, they aren’t really arguing about anything. Jesus. Are we really about to give Sheree her own package? With the seating arrangement and Andy pretending like she is some sort of clothing designer, we are never going to get rid of her. BARF. Why are these women praising Sheree’s fashion show? I.JUST.CAN’T. Kandi gets called out for saying that She By Sheree is not a thing yet. This was filmed before the whole “website crash” incident. Kandi is always right. Sheree thinks Kandi is using her for click break. Sheree is so delusional. Production rolls the tapes about all the trash talk Sheree has said about Kandi.
We move on to Sheree trashing Drew on the show. This is bringing it? Drew calls out Sheree for not paying her bills. Andy calls Sheree out. Kenya tries to explain to Sheree that she needs to pay her bills. I love all of these Speak On It clips. Marlo tries to come for Kandi who has tried to help her MULTIPLE TIMES. Talk about biting the hand that is TRYING TO feed you. Kandi has multiple shows on other networks.
Are We Done Yet?
I don’t even want to hear the latest Sheree lies. When they talk about her new boo, Kenya drops a shade bomb but I’ve rewound eleventy billion times and still didn’t get what Kenya said. Some explain it to me in comments?
Sanya and Drew apparently hate each other now. Sanya says that Drew lied when she said that Sanya didn’t share some issue with her. But, Sanya says she absolutely did. Kenya looks as bored as I am. I’m ready for Drew to go. Sheree calls Drew a liar. I hope Drew goes and Sanya stays.
On to Marlo. I sort of think her kicking the boys out to live with the less wealthy sister was a good idea. Marlo cries over her mother. She says that she loved time with her mom. But, things have gone back to her being distant. I realize this recap sucks. But, so does the reunion. I have nothing to work with here. I do feel like Marlo is being very real. She was in foster care from age ten to age eighteen. Marlo ran away at age ten because she abused. She got kicked out of foster care several times. It’s really sad. Kenya is not buying all of this. She is not having this poor pitiful me act by Marlo. I sort of bought it. Tell me what you think in comments.
Was this a lack luster episode? Or am I just in the bad place?