So, I totally forgot it was Wednesday night. So much to recap. I will try to stay awake long enough to do a quick RHOBH recap because they are still in Aspen and this is going to get good. Big Brother and RHODubai reunion will likely have to wait. Sorry. I’m doing the best I can over here. And my best is currently not good enough, or so I have been told. UPDATE: Sorry I didn’t make it for this either.
We are back in Aspen and it looks like there might finally be some heat toward Erika. Why is Kyle upset about Diana calling Sutton a cunt, but had no problem when Erika did it. And I don’t want to hear another thing about the tragedy they suffered from after being unfollowed on Instagram. I cannot type or spell this morning. 🙁
Time To Play In The Snow!
The snowmobiling group is Sutton, Garcelle, Erika and Sheree. Sheree has been wallpaper this season. Garcelle rides on the back of Sheree’s snowmobile and hates it. Sutton is going full out! Well, at least at first and it seemed to be involuntary. Eventually, they stop at a shack for….tequila? Is that the best idea? Ha! Then they are told there are no alcoholic drinks while operating a vehicle. So, it’s hot chocolate for them. They start chatting about the night before and Erika, perhaps because she’s had no alcohol, is being fairly civil. At least at first. Then, Erika keeps defending Diana. And she implies that Sutton isn’t taking responsibility for her behavior. Really, Erika?
Meanwhile on the slopes, we get confessional from Diana where she brags about her skiing abilities. Hopefully this is followed by a mighty fall. Mauricio joins the skiing group. Dorit is nervous about skiing. Kyle is nervous about the gondola ride. I hate gondola rides. Dorit takes a hard fall. Crystal is super competitive. Since this group is down the hill, they have food and bloody marys. Well, most of them. Dorit has not made it down the hill yet.
The Dreaded Group Dinner
Erika tells Kyle that she had a nice time the other girls. Kyle’s blank response said it all. Oddly, they can get along without Kyle there stirring the pot. Garcelle and Crystal are discussing the reports about the $750,000 earrings. Garcelle just filmed about it on The Real. The good vibes are not going to last for long. The topic turns to fashion and production pops up with the cost of all the things Erika brags about. Kathy Hilton apparently has an entire hotel room as a closet for some of her clothes she keeps forgetting about.
Then, Garcelle brings up the $750,000. Erika corrects her with the actual current value of $1.5 million. She says she is not going to give them up unless they are deemed not hers by a court. There is still a lot more hoops for her to jump through in regard to those possession. The latest ruling in her favor will likely not be the end of things. Then, Garcelle asks Erika why she doesn’t just turn them over. Erika asks if they are stolen. Garcelle says she doesn’t know. Then EVIL Erika returns and spits out ” You know something? I am not guilty and how fucking dare you say that shit about me.”
Back To The Huge Rental House
Somehow we make it through dinner with no weave being yanked out of anyone’s heads. And off we go to get comfy at the rental house. And by comfy I mean they are eating fruit cakes or something with pot in it. Seems about right. After Kathy does an infomercial for her tequila AGAIN, the conversation goes back to the earring scandal. Apparently, most of the table didn’t hear the conversation between Garcelle and Erika at dinner. So here we go.
Garcelle and Crystal, call Erika over for the conversation because they don’t want to talk behind her back. I kind of agree with Erika who basically says “let the legal system do their job.” Garcelle and Crystal both say they wouldn’t be able to wear them knowing where the money came from and would have compassion for the victims. Nasty Erika is on the loose and comes after Crystal. Erika doesn’t even acknowledge that the victims were not paid. Then she says,”I don’t care about anyone but me.” Well that’s obvious. Even Kyle and Dorit push back at Erika. Rinna and Dorit are trying to get Erika out so this won’t all be filmed.
Next week could be the bar scene where Kathy allegedly said some sort of slur. Sorry again for the delay. I’m doing the best I can today.