It’s been a disaster of a week in the Big Brother house this week. The live feeds have been down more than up all because production totally freaked out over some wall yellers. There are wall yellers nearly every season. Did they really have no plan to handle this when they decided to to put half the house in the backyard for a week? This should be an interesting BB 24 recap. I woke up with a head cold and high anxiety today. UGH. The itchy ears are driving me batshit. And it is a really bad leg day. Other than that, things are great! Thankfully I put a ton of Kleenex in my last Instacart. It’s been an hour or so since I started this recap, and I am feeling better already. Let’s do this.
BUT FIRST, (said in my best Julie Chen voice), can we please stop with all news of celebrity deaths for days on end? And if I never hear another word about Ben and Jen, I would be a lot less cranky. And for the record, I still have wine left in the box! YAY! Moving on.
Sorry I did not recap last night’s episode. My anxiety has been really bad lately. I was doing all the calm down things and fell asleep watching it. I really want Kyle to go home tonight. AND WTF happened to Terrance? He seemed to be worthless. And Now he is HOH and won the POV? OH YAY! We have a live audience. I hope they boo Jasmine and Kyle. 🙂 Jasmine finally admits she is dragging out her injury. That really pisses me off because I was pissed for personal reasons that anyone would question an injury. She needs to go. I have not been on the live feeds much as they have been down. But, I do know that Britney and I guess Taylor were going to let her know she is going to the jury house.
The leftovers are worried about the backyard leftovers. BTW, Jasmine knows she is leaving. Generally, they tell them them prior to eviction. So, I believe Taylor and Brittany gave her the heads up. I wish production would make that against the rules. OMG I HATE JASMINE WITH ALL OF MY PEE PEE! HATE! She is the Marjorie Taylor Greene of Georgia. I deeply apologize to the rest of the country on behalf of my state. At least they are sending her home. Taylor is so pretty. Jasmine is evicted. I doubt Monte even packed. Apparently, the audience was told not to boo. WOW these houseguests are really good at goodbye messages to influence the jury.
The Dyre Fest Eviction
I kind of love that I do not know who is going home. But, I am hoping it is Kyle. I also think it is funny that this is the only photo I have of him. He TOTALLY betrayed his alliance. It looks like they did what I said they should do and put the kids in the apartment upstairs. THEY SHOULD HAVE DONE THAT IN THE FIRST DAMN PLACE. It seems that everything is pointing to KYLE going home. YAY! I need that to happen. I really want Joseph to stay. The fight in Terrance is startling. Who is this new Terrance running the show? Oh no, now he thinks he has Kyle and Alyssa and Turner. They form an alliance called the afterparty.
But Joseph is working his magic. Let’s see. Alyssa is a moron. Why is Turner turning on Joseph? Oh crap. Turner and Alyssa are voting. God I hate Kyle so much. I hate that Turner is going to vote out Joseph. So does Alyssa. Turner is traitor and so is Kyle. The live feeds will be good tonight. I feel like crap. But , am off to recap Southern Charm.