So last night (probably more like this morning) I left a nasty note on my door for whatever asshole pounds on the door like the SWAT TEAM all the time while I am trying to sleep. I can only guess that it is the guy who wants to cut the grass. BUT HE IS RELENTLESS. Today I slept until 6 pm blissfully interrupted. I do need to try and get on a more normal sleep schedule. Perhaps, the neighbors should have kept a rooster after all. I am still dreaming of going back to Paris. But, I woke up today to watch Below Deck, the good one, with Captain Lee. I am now thinking of going to St. Kitts. I would like to go places I have not been to before. Paris is always my default. It tugs at my heart and I struggle to break up with her completely. That said, tonight’s task is a Below Deck Down Under recap.
So, after watching a bit of the real Below Deck, this version is a poor copy. Captain Lee will always be the only stud of the sea no matter how hot Captain Jason is. And Ryan will forever be the prick of the sea. And I liked that chef that everyone hated on the real Below Deck. Please let this be the episode that Benny goes home. Captain Jason needs to make this happen! Let’s do this!
Is Captain Jason A Bad Captain?
I mean he looks good, but the Bosun is not impressed. Benny is a moron. Chef Ryan is a dick. The show does not measure up to the real Below Deck AT ALL. The guests do not like the food. So, we need a new chef and new deckhand. During covid. Aesha is so happy she gets to go scuba diving with Captain Jason. Magda is always texting her boyfriend. Oh my, that is quite the teeny tiny swimsuit the guest is wearing. On the one hand, I am all you go girl, rock it for the big girls and on the other hand… it’s a bit much. Then she pukes in the jacuzzi.
The fun part is that Benny had to clean it up! Meanwhile, Magda’s boyfriend is apparently cheating on her. Couldn’t happen to a nicer girl. Ryan is just so awful. Lots of these people are awful. The guests are also morons. They want a prom night. Are they fifteen? When I was in high school, going to prom was NOT COOL. So, I never went. All of their dates are crew members. But, Ryan was excluded for obvious reasons.
It’s Time To Scuba Dive!
Aeisha is so excited to be going. Wow, the great barrier reef is so beautiful. I would never do it but I am so happy to see it from my couch. Magda is still hate texting her boyfriend. How does anyone put up with her? Ryan is pissed that he didn’t get to scuba dive. Ryan just stays pissed. This crew all sucks. Pretty much everyone except Tumi sucks. Like from the captain to the deck crew. It is an Asian prom. Um, okay. Captain Jason and Jamie keep butting heads.
I had such high expectations for this series and it is just really bad. Sorry for being a Debbie Downer but I watched some of the original Below Deck today and it just is night and day for this franchise. Captain Jason is not impressed with Chef Ryan’s Asian dinner. The next day, Captain Jason is doing laundry??? Then Jason does a bit of food review with Ryan. He of course doesn’t take it well. I think he is going to fire Ryan. Maybe even Magda will get fired. THERE IS NOT ENOUGH TIME LEFT TO FIRE ALL THE MORONS! The trip was modest. The helmet of shame goes to Magda.
NO ONE IS FIRED? This show is such a hot mess1