I am not sure how I manage to have insane days without ever leaving the couch let alone the house but the shit show over here continues. Someone, perhaps my lovely neighbors to the left may or may not have gotten a rooster who is losing his mind. I think they had chickens for a bit but… um I think he is a chef. Perhaps Coq au Vin is on the menu tonight? I feel like they should share with the cranky old bitch next door if true. Also, I really want to do the 90 Day Fiance Recap so my Below Deck Med recap will likely be delayed. Sorry. But 90 Days is way better. Oh my the rooster has stopped crowing. I hope my neighbor reads this and brings me a plate. What is that so wrong? LOL. I’m just an old bitchy woman living alone in a shack asking someone to love me. Or you know feed me. I have my own wine!
Moving on. Everyone hates Jibri. I feel like I am missing a couple in my tags. The yankee dude who keeps calling Jibri “SPA-CLES ” Is my favorite. Oh I think that is Patrick’s friend John. Now, Jibri is refusing to film with John. Kenny and Tim go hunting for John. Is he really being excluded? Now he gets a scene with Tim and Kenny. This is even better. I love John he needs to join these two for the rest of the reunion. Sparkles is talking mad trash about John. John would totally kick his dumb ass in a fight and I WOULD PAY FOR FEEDS OF THAT! So when we resume the hostess asks about what went on backstage. Sparkles was feeling himself.. that is what happened.
Jibri basically calls John and Patrick trailer trash. Can someone just knock Sparkles the fuck out? How is Thais on Sparkles side? And then all the guys chime in on Sparkles side. Ari is he only one who calls Sparkles out for bullying her. So, moving on. Kobe and Emily’s baby girl i hee and sadly we had to watch the birthing process. She is adorable though. Emily is a big fan of taking placenta capsules. I am bored. I either need John back, or WAY, WAY,WAY more Tim and Kenny. Bilal still refuses to have kids. I hate Yve and Mohammed needs to find someone who respects his religion. Yve’s friends are whores. And that is fine. But, they need to reel it in around Mohammed. Mohammed was a virgin until Eve? Oh my.
God, Sparkles Sucks
I am trying to pay attention but I can’t stop thinking of how EMBARRASSING this would be to have to sit next to Sparkles. Nothing on this stage is interesting. In need more Tim and Kenny. And the backstage breaks. Except for Yve’s friend who is trying to makeup. She should start by not disrespecting him at every turn. On to Ari an Bini. I really want for these two to work but Ari is such a bitch. Bini goes to Vegas to train as an MMA fighter. He loves it there. But Ari, is not down with moving to Vegas. Jibri is now saying everyone except for Ari and Bini and Bilal and Sheeeda will make it.
Sparkles walk off the stage when is “friend”is on the stage.” He can dish it out but he can’t take it. I’m sorry I am so far behind. We need WAY WAY WAY more Kenny and Tim. Does Tim know he is gay? I don’t think he does. Is that possible? I mean I know. But, it doesn’t take my finely tuned gaydar to know this. I love Tim. I hope he finds the man of his dreams.
Kobe and Emily Still Mooch Off Her Parents
They still live with her parents. Kobe has issues with breastfeeding. Sparkles will not shut up. Sorry there is a lot going on here. We finally find out what Kobe and Emily’s dad exchanged before the wedding. But apparently they are not going to share. Tim doesn’t like being touched? That makes me want to hug him even more. Why did Ari get so much hate? And did Bini just say the quiet part out loud? He would never have married the bitch if they did not have kids. Well that was weird.
Then we get three seconds of Tim and Kenny,. Everyone hates Jibri. Ari swears she loves her husband. Mohamed needs to bail. Everyone trashes Sparkes. We did no get enough of Bilal and Shaeeda. Then we find out that Mohammed finally bought a clue and dumped Eve. He met nice girl online. lol. That is where my recording ends so someone please fill me in.