I do not understand the assignment for this Southern Charm Recap. Also, I have had wine for the first time in months and have no appetite. So this is going to be a hot mess. Feel free to give up on me now. Is that the title? I struggle to believe I am seeing that correctly. Shortly after this, I got what in my family we call the Tripoli Trots. There were many many speed waddles to the restroom while clenching as best as I could. I was up all night. LIKE ALL NIGHT. Let this be a lesson to you. Don’t drink a bunch of wine without eating. For multiple reasons. And if you can’t feel your legs and struggle to walk. It’s a REALLY dumb idea. I am still about three days behind on emails, but I am going to try to recap this for you anyway.
Or not. It did not record for some reason. So I am going to have to watch on demand. Or not. It is not there either. So I will watch on Bravo. Making it really hard to recap so this will be short. Wait, I am already confused. Katherine and Chleb still live together? Paige is heading back to NY but Craig is going on a road trip and Naomie will probably be there. She is not thrilled with that. Naomie claims that she kissed Whitney after the wedding and he stayed at her house and told her they need to breed. How romantic is that. Also, is that Leva that Naomie is taking to? She if so, she is acting and dressing younger and trying to fit in and it is working. Not sure if I told you but Leva is getting her own spinoff. I think it is called Leva Land. I imagine it will focus on her bars. They are very successful and it will probably be better than Vanderpump Rules where it was all contrived for TV.
You guys have no idea how expensive these houses are that these people live in. I have house envy. I’ve thought about renting for the winter in a beach house on IOP! Anyway, on the bus everyone is waiting for Katheryn and Chleb. But, Kathryn tells him to take a hike. She wants time apart. Oh Kathryn. You stayed with the sweaty old man for how long? But, you send a good one packing? I stop with the ridiculous eyelashes with a track suit on. Girl. I used to pull for you but get your life together! Kathryn decides not to go on the trip. Who is this pregnant person?
Craig and Shep High Five Each Other Thru the WALL
WTF? Now NAOMIE has to handle the lizard situation? Whitney let’s Naomie pick her own room. Everyone seems to know that Naomie and Whitney kissed and he stayed over at her house. Come on people. And the Austen and Ciara situation is also a thing. At least that is real. I love Venita. After riding horses, Naomie tells Taylor that Austen hooked up with Ciara after the stupid dog wedding. So rumors are flying everywhere. I am oddly LOVING Leva this season too! She is more herself. I admit, I don’t pay a lot of attention to the show so someone is going to have to tell me who pregnant Marcie and her baby daddy is. I don’t have an issue with her, but ….
This Whitney Story is so lame. I guess the people with no gaydar believe it but I don’t. It’s fake as fuck. Why is Shep such a dick to Craig. Even Naomie who was horrible to Craig HORRIBLE. Is stick up for him. Why does Craig have to be the victim. Craig points out they are jealous of his success. The guys have ALWAYS treated Craig like the punching bag. Or the little brother. As the little sister I get it when ENOUGH IS ENOUGH. I am a billion years old and every family occaision I got picked on. One Thanksgiving I was wearing a scarf and it caught on fire as I was trying to help with food. Everyone LAUGHED. Not one person helped me. They all thought it was hilarious. So eventually you just stop hanging out with them. I still love them individually and we all talk. But in group situations it’s alway fuck with Tamara Time. I’m just fine without all that. But I do miss my sisters cooking and that cake she makes. lol.
Sorry this took so long. I don’t know if it is because I had to find 97 ways to see the show since it did not tape for me or what, but I thought this was a really good episode.