I’m kind of over trying to figure out what is happening tonight. I just want to get to this BB 24 Recap. I really want Indy to go home. She’s annoying. But if Terrance goes that is fine too. He’s an awful human as well. I’m in the dark place tonight. I keep crying. I feel like everything is so sad lately. Richard Engel’s six year old son dying and other things I read on Twitter had me sobbing. I had to get off. I haven’t done Twitter so much lately. I know people think it sucks, but that is just because you follow the wrong people. You are in control of what you see. It just seems like everyone is struggling.
And also, I am still struggling to eat. I usually a very good eater. Like you need to stop me from eating. But I have zero appetite. AND I GOT A BOX OF WINE TODAY! So. Um. Apologies in advance. I’m excited for a two hour Big Brother. I am not sure if this has ever happened before! AND it’s live! Let’s do this!
Got A Chip?
Those Lays are being promoted a LOT on the show. Even without Taylor eating them. I don’t think she came in hoping for a Lays sponsorship. But she will probably get one. Oh wow, I just tried to find a better photo of here eating Lay’s potato chips and the Lay’s official brand Twitter is posting a lot about being Team Taylor. You go girl. Get you bag. You are all that AND a bag of chips. Um. Hi Lay’s if you use this slogan could you send me a few dollars? Instacart is SUPER EXPENSIVE and I iz ole poor people! 🙂 Thank in advance. Now if only Black Box Wine would sponsor me I am drinking my Merlot with Kombucha right now and I apologize in advance but it is delightful.
Oh are they going to split them according to their photos on the wall? And there is a LIVE AUDIENCE! I am not going to recap all the many times the leftovers change there minds. I have done that in live updates. Apparently, Kyle has been cancelled on Twitter. I forget why. Trump supporter? White racist? I dunno. Something about him having to scrub his social media before entering the house. That is something that BB does when they pick people with disturbing social media. I’ve said it a million times because I was sent the PRELIMINARY contracts to be on the show season 9. I didn’t want to be on the show. I don’t even let my family take photos of me at holidays. I was taking one for the team to give the inside scoop. It’s around here somewhere. I posted about it.
But the point is they do a LOT. They want all of your family contacts. All of your friend contacts. You sign away your medical and mental health records. They literally own you. It’s so much much! So they know when they are hiring someone problematic. I was a giant CUNT on purpose. I demanded to be interviewed next. I confronted an older lady whose daughter was a firefighter. “You daughter is a fireman is she gay?” Sorry lady I was undercover. They also test you for EVERYTHING. And one season Evil Dick was returning to play with his daughter and got sent home for testing positive for AIDS. Anyway. moving on.
In Case You Are Wondering About Taylors Bandaid
Taylor burned herself with a curling Iron. I’m waiting to get to the veto moment because these people have flipped eleventy billion times and it is not worth recapping. Kyle does not use the veto, Indy and Terrance both remain on the block. Let’s move on. Did I mention I have wine now? I can walk to the potty so much better now! And I have to do that every ten seconds for various reasons. Um, sorry. I can’t believe I am saying this but I am bored. I’d ALMOST rather just get to Southern Charm. But that will probably annoy me too. Oh wow! TAY is screaming at Kyle for not using the veto. Why? So she could put his fuck buddy up. Um, sorry. I think kids today all it a showmance. Oh she was faking it.
I really just want to see Indy go the the jury house. She has been whining for days about being alone in a beautiful AirBnB with a pool, a bar, all the movies you can watch. etc. What is wrong with these women who can’t enjoy their own company. What misery you live in at a resort with no worries for a week? I feel like they make Kyle wear a bucket hat because otherwise it is hard to tell him apart from Michael. I love how Kyle thinks he is explaining the game to Michael and Brittany who will likely be the final two. Keep talking Mr. Showmance.
I am sorry but THE QUEEN’s photo need to be large. Is Kyle saying all the white people need to stick together and be the next cookout? Oh dear God in heaven. Just when I thought no one could have it worse in exit interviews than Nicole and Daniel. This is going to be a whole shit show. Because there is already racist stuff about him out there and he has already been cancelled.
Kyle talks too much. Micheal and Brittany are MORTIFIED by Kyle. Brit tells Kyle she is not aligning with people or voting them out because of race. He keeps pushing his racist agenda. Again, not trying to keep talking about my fun interview for BB. But this is the stuff they want. And I knew that going in. I need someone to find my bb interview post here. Maybe CBS deleted it? Next we see Terrance getting his 182 tattoos. Michael and Joseph are both lawyers and very good at chess. Michael has already figured out Joseph is a lawyer. I would have known that Joseph is a lawyer. When he constantly says the it will be person one and person two on the block as person one v. person two. I mean this is not a court case, dude
Blah, Blah Blah And I Am Sleepy.
Like Captain Lee at a reunion. I just have to power through this. We is old people. 🙂 Why is Julie so …beige tonight? I long long time ago we would place BB games with question like what color will Julie wear on the next episode and beige was never the answer. Why is she wearing this. Then, Jasmine asks for everyone to say two nice things about her. Everyone struggles. Blah, blah Blah. Michael wants to give Indy a sympathy vote. Oh Lord, here we go. The important thing is that the leftover want to give “sympathy votes.” If Jasmine doesn’t go soon I may just self destruct.
I almost forgot I was recapping I was asking for my neighbor to help me get to the Old Lady Pond in an email. Meanwhile Indy got evicted. Yay she is going to the jury house and she gives huge stupid speech to the others. I’m sorry. I am not doing well. I need a bit of help as the Old lady Pond require going up a lot of steps. I can’t do that. SORRY. I am trying to move on.
A Brand New Game
We finally get to the split house stuff.. Wow the other game will be living outside. THIS HOH is stupid . This is so stupid. I watch the feeds. I see the signs. But I don’t know who anyone is. Michael and Terrance are Both HOHs Michael will be inside the house an Terrance will be living in the back yard as HOH.
Next week is the double eviction. I don’t even care at this point.