It’s Three recap Wednesday and I am way behind. I tried to do Instacart today now that my new card is working and that took forever. I slept later than I should on Wednesday. Also, I am very behind on emails so apologies if I haven’t responded yet. I need to focus on getting this RHOBH recap up as soon as I can. Then I will recap Dubai and Big Brother. Somehow, I managed to get all three setups done at the very second. YAY!
So in the middle of all the chaos, Dorit brings out a birthday cake for Kyle. Meanwhile, the guys are drinking outside and talking business. Both real estate, and cryptocurrency investment. The two charity ladies are losing their minds and are grateful when they were dismissed from the party. Crystal says that she is seeking out more help for her eating disorder.
Sutton Drops A Big Bomb
Next, Sutton brings up that she was contacted by the Chicago law firm (Edelson) to answer questions about what she knows about Erika’s involvement with all of her husbands misdoings. It has become very apparent that Erika was involved up to her neck. Sutton had to hire a lawyer to deal with the mess. She’s been saying forever that being around Erika is a liability to her character and could be dragged into to the situation by lawyers. Of Course Erika is a royal cunt about it. And of course the Fox Five Frauds are all supporting Erika.
Dorit says that Sutton is he only one who questioned Erika’s involvement. Production shows that everyone was asking Erika questions. Randomly, Diana start coming for Garcelle. She makes no sense. Dirty Diana has always had it out for Garcelle. Then, Rinna jumps on the bandwagon with Dirty Diana. Rinna is such a moron. Kyle actually defends Garcelle. Then Mauricio comes to tell Kyle it is time for them to leave. They have a family dinner and birthday celebration at home. I’m not covering Crystal’s eating disorder. I feel like she should keep it private. Eating disorders should not be storylines. I am very glad she is getting help though. I love how Kathy Hilton visits Crystal and asks to be fed.
The Sutton Scenes
Erika and Rinna go out to eat. Rinna blames Sutton for her breakdown at Dorit’s event. Erika also trashes Sutton too. It seems to be the theme of the season. Sutton should just stopped supporting the bitches and their events and businesses.
Meanwhile, Kyle goes to meet with Sutton just before her blind date. Will Kyle be nice to Sutton? I strongly doubt it. Kyle goes right in on Sutton who apparently the bitches all like to pile on. Perhaps, Kyle can manage not to physically assault Sutton in this scene. #FingersCrossed Instead she starts off by telling Sutton it was wrong to bring up the legal situation. No bitch, it is not. And if it happened to Kyle, she would be screaming it from the mountain tops. Kyle then decides to say that she is showing off her jewelry too much for her blind date. She is not flashy at all. She’s wearing a LBD and minimal jewelry.
I’m so sick of the Sutton bashing. It makes my blood boil and I don’t need that right now.
Yet Another Disco Night
Sophia gave Kyle roller skates for her birthday. Then, we get a scene of Dorit on roller skates. This show makes me grumpy. The disco party is apparently for Rinna’s Beauty Line. To be honest, I’ve heard lots of good things about her lip line. Everyone poses for a disco photo and of course Dorit feels perfectly comfortable physically pushing Dorit down lower. Did I mention these bitches suck?
Kyle invites everyone to Aspen for a trip. She says her house is too small for everyone so she rented a place down the road. Dirty Diana wants to get her own hotel room. She is not a good houseguest. I’m not really a good houseguest either and would rather have my own hotel room with maid service and room service. And a TV. Garcelle is fine with staying at the other house. So that is where she and Sutton will be. I can’t wait to see what they show about whatever Kathy Hilton did. Production just show Kathy talking to Garcelle about her marriage to Rick. She said Rick says in today’s times if you say the wrong thing you get cancelled. That bodes well for us seeing what she said and to whom.
EVEN MORE SUTTON ATTACKS!!!!!
Why doesn’t production stop these undeserved attacks on Sutton? Erika is the one that should be getting shamed at every turn. Kathy mocks Dorit’s charity calling it The Homeless and Toothless foundation. That was the best line of the night. Then Dorit tries to come for Garcelle for laughing. The toothless and homeless jokes continue in everyone’s talking head. Rinna is piling on and blaming the death of her mother for her meanness. Then, Erika jumps in and seems to be implying that Sutton has a drinking problem. Project much?
I have a drinking problem. I ordered a box of wine on my Instacart order and the guy didn’t bring me one! It’s probably because I don’t have texting ability. So when they were out of Merlot, he didn’t know what to do. And it’s partly my fault because I should have included replacement options. I was so looking forward to having wine on triple recap Wednesday.
Then, Erika and Garcelle get into it. Garcelle simply pointed out that Erika was drinking on antidepressants and that is dangerous. Then, Erika said if she did have and issue she would have spoken to her actual friends in the group not Garcelle or Sutton. Garcelle says oh she knows. They tell Garcelle and Sutton that everyday. GOOD FOR YOU GARCELLE!
Then Erika asked if she was talking behind her back to make her look bad. In a heartbeat Garcelle responded with, “Oh Erika, I don’t have to make you look bad, you can do that all on your own!” God I love Garcelle! Sutton offers to call Erika and try to make amends. Erika asks her not to. Kathy seems at this point to have compassion for Sutton and Garcelle
Next Week: WE ARE GOING TO ASPEN!