I know I don’t really do 90 Day Fiance recaps anymore; but, I’m about to watch the two hour tell all and I am sure I will have at least a few things to say. I’ll try to keep it short. I mostly want to hear about what you guys have to say in comments so don’t leave me hanging! Crap. I don’t even have photos for this. I’ll work something out. This is going to be GOOD!
Of course we start with Eve, who is 48 talking about how expensive it is to go to another country and buy a boy toy. OMG! Tim and Kenny are the backstage commenters on the show? THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE LEAD STORY on all the ads! Also, I never watched Tim’s season but other than the fact that my gaydar goes off when he is on screen why isn’t he married to the chick he does Pillow Talk with? They are so good together. AND the have a daughter? Tim overdid it with the eyeliner.
The Gloves Are Completely Off
Kara and Thais are BOTH pregnant. Wow. That’s shocking news. They are both about four months along. Emily had her baby, it’s girl. They named her scarlett. Kobe is working and Emily is a SAHM. Jibri is so delusional. And he is a major dick to Ari. While Ari probably deserves it, it just makes Jibri look like a dick coming for another female straight out of the gate.
Bini got his green card. But, he wants to work as an MMA fighter. Le sigh. Why is Jibri so into Ari and Bini’s marriage. Emily says that Kobe gets marriage proposals all the time in his DMs about his tighty whities. Eve says Mohamed doesn’t whine about her revealing clothes anymore. He says he understands the culture now. Jibri just keeps going after Ari and Bini’s marriage. Why??? Hmm interesting It seems that Patrick was shocked that Thais was pregnant because his prior steroid use gave him a low sperm count. Paternity test anyone? Patrick never told Thais this information! Thais points out that Patrick cheated while she was still in Brazil. I feel like he was single and dating. What’s wrong with that?
Bini Needs To Tell Jibri To STFU And Defend His Wife!
Meanwhile, Kara continues to disrespect her husband and the foreign guys call her out for it. Shaeeda is not over the prank that Bilal pulled on her about picking her up in a van and taking her to a shack. Then, he almost left her on the side of the road. No one at all is okay with what he did. Patrick and Shaeeda both call out for being a “salesman” during their arguments. Wait now they are going to bring about Bilal’s ex-wife who I am just going to call THE EX because her name is almost the same as Shaeeda’s! And apparently she has a bone to pick with both of them. WHY IS SHE HERE?
Bilal’s ex has many of the same issues that Shaeeda does. Yet the two don’t seem to get along. Apparently, it is about their disagreements about the prenup. Yet again, Jibri is so desperate for air time he butts into other people’s segments. The ex says she lived in the house that Bilal took Shaeeda to for two years and she doesn’t approve of her reaction.
On To Eve and Mohamed
These two claim to be in a good place. We focus on Mohamed’s unease about Eve’s lack of public modesty. Jibri once again weighs in. Someone get that little punk of the stage. Mohamed says that Eve’s photos on social media embarrases his family.
Kara and Guillermo are next. They saw her ex boyfriend, Chris, at her high school reunion. And SURPRISE! He is there too! He’s a total douchebag. For once I agree with Jibri. He told Kara to leave Ozzy Osborne in the past and she has James Bond now. But, can someone tell Jibri to STFU!
Oh Lord, now we have to bring John, Patrick’s BFF out to trash Thais. John apparently got drunk and posted on social media that Thais was pregnant. Jibri again jumps in to claim John has been drinking beer all morning. For once, I believe Jibri. John is a dick. Again Jibri jumps in. MAKE IT STOP.
Next time, Jibri and John get into it. Lord, please don’t put me in a situation where I am rooting for Jibri to beat his ass.
Also there were many options to record this episode. Some where one hour and some were two. So of course I chose the two hour one. I thought it would be both parts. But NOPE There is more next week. So I guess I will see y’all then.