It’s time to do another RHOA recap. It seems that you guys really aren’t interested in this show anymore. Are you not even hate watching like you do RHOBH? Last week was the first week that RHOA hit over a million live viewers. Back in season six the hit their all time high of 4.6 million live viewers. Now other franchises, especially RHOBH, are beating their ratings. I think we need to consider other things to watch. I don’t know why of you don’t watch Big Brother. It’s the best reality show on TV. Or Naked and Afraid. Or 90 Day Fiance. How much longer can we watch women screaming at each other in fancy dresses? IJS.
Plus, the best part of any recap is NOT the recap, it’s the comments and the group conversation. I’m hoping for more of that. Oh and I dropped an exclusive on the RHOA this weekend. Please check that out here. Oh and there is a bit of RHOBH tea in there too. It looks like Bravo is not even bothering to give us preview clips for this episode. Maybe they will in an hour or so. I still working on setups. Meanwhile, I grabbed three photos from Media Village that may or may not be from this episode.
Meanwhile, Back in Jamaica
Kandi is done with Marlo. Marlo has been trying to come for Kandi for YEARS. Kandi ain’t got no time for that. Oh Lord, they are going to Kingston. This is not a smart idea. Why can’t people just respect Sanya’s Olympic record. Especially Drew, she needs someone who likes her on this show. Kenya is not on the bus. I don’t blame her. Oh wait, Kenya has the whole bus waiting on her. So, they leave her. Clearly, she wanted to stay on the beach. So would I. Who wants to drive two hours into an unsafe area to run around a track?
Oh this part of Kingston looks nice! This is not the part I ended up in. LOL. Then, they go for ice cream. What is your favorite flavor? Mine is pistachio because that was a big flavor where I grew up. My second favorite is Dulce Leche because it reminds me of my parents making caramel ice cream and Fanta orange with pineapple. Kandi is still super pissed at Marlo. Somehow Marlo shows up two hours late just in time for ice cream. Kenya tells Sanya that she is late because she was talking to Brooklyn. Brooklyn was probably in Jamaica with her. She has never gone on a trip without her. She says Brooklyn has refused to talk to her dad for two weeks. Sanya doesn’t believe her. I love Kenya, but I’m not sure I am buying it either.
Marlo and Kandi Continue To Butt Heads
Then we get to the track where Sanya talks about her Olympic records. She is a champion. She runs the track barefoot. It looks like she still has it! Marlo is going to run against Drew and everyone is picking their ponies so to speak. Kandi says Marlo could be running a whore race and she still would not bet on Marlo even though she knows she would win. I love me some Kandi. It was a photo finish but Marlo won because she has bigger feet.. Drew hurt her ankle. Drew goes to the hospital. She tore her Achilles tendon. She’s on crutches. 🙁
Why are at this gorgeous resort on the beach and planning all of these day trips. What’s wrong with just enjoying the fancy suite and starting at the ocean? The next morning, Kenya and Sheree both missed the bus to some exercise crap. Do people really do this on vacation? Kandi goes to hang with Drew who is stuck inside her beautiful suite. Kandi wants Drew to run some lines with her for an upcoming audition. Drew wants to give Kandi an acting lesson? Girl please. I wanted to hear them run lines. Sigh.
Now We’re Talking
Kenya, Monytta and Sheree go out on a party boat. They drink, they dance they have a great time. That’s what you do on vacation. The longer it goes on the more drunken dancing occurs. Sheree is still pretending She by Sheree is a thing. I won’t be watching WWHL until tomorrow as I am taping the 3:30 am repeat. But MarHO is on it. I will let you know if she says anything interesting. I don’t expect she will.
Am I just preoccupied with other thoughts like getting to Big Brother or was this episode less than impressive? I had very little to say about this episode. Only four more regular episodes to get through. The reunion is supposed to be good. Drew has to come to the final dinner in a wheelchair. 🙁 Ralph reads an excerpt from his book about being a stepdad. It’s actually quite lovely. He does look like he is wearing pajamas. Kenya and Sheree somehow blame Sanya for them missing the bus to her event. They start going in on her and her husband stands up and tells them in no uncertain terms not to come for his wife. Good for him I say.
Next week: The adventure and drama continues at dinner. And the entire next day. Why are Kenya and Sheree so tight this season? It makes no sense.