The RHODubai recap is my absolute favorite one to do and because it is not based in the US. y’all just miss out on all the fun. I recap it anyway for the half dozen of you who watch with me. The rest of you have no idea what you are missing. I can’t wait for tonight because Caroline takes everyone on a girls trip. WHERE ARE THEY GOING? I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS EPISODE! WHY IN THE HOLY HELL IS CAROLINE WEARING A LIZARD? Caroline’s new husband is frantic about the girls trip and wants to go.
Sand Buggies In The Desert
Sara and Brooks go for a dune buggy day in the desert. I think another thing that may have gone missing in my house is my arab headdress. I’m really hoping it is still here somewhere. Why would someone take a childhood memory? Be Careful who you let in your house. IJS. Anyway, off they go Nurai island. That’s in Abu Dhabi. I want to go to all of these places. But, Nurai Island is EXTREMELY expensive. I presume this is a promotional exchange with Bravo and the very high end resort. I am so excited! I tried SO HARD to get a job offer there. Instead I got offered a job in Saudi and I just didn’t feel right about it.
Caroline acts like she is paying for the $50K a night resort. Girl, please. Yet, these bitches complain about who get the best room. There are private chefs and bartenders. I love this place. The Arabic dancing is lovely. I love it all. This is my dream trip. Oh God. They are going to play never have I ever. This never goes well. Then two truths and a lie. One of them has a pierced clit with a diamond stud. Then, a balloon game. Oddly, it was mostly just fun!
Ayan Brought A Glam Squad
Because of course she did. I don’t know who all of these people are yet so the name of woman talking about solving the murder of her cousin escapes me. But what I really want to talk about is how so many housewives are wearing these HUGE platform heels. Apparently that is a thing again? It’s a NOE from me dawg. They are heading to a waterpark but Ayan doesn’t do water. So… how will that go
They have to ride bikes to their new destination. Some of them really suck at it. LOL. But once there, it is tequila shot all around. Caroline is evil setting these women up to fail on a surfing ride. One of them tries to learn to surf and she does pretty well. Overall, everyone is having fun. Imagine that on a Real Housewives show! Or not. It’s time for dinner. They all dress to the nines. Caroline’s husband is literally crying on IG because she is on a girl’s trip. I’d divorce him for that. Ayan and Caroline get into a fight. And then we get “To be continued….”