Of course I feel better on a day where there is nothing to recap. OF COURSE I DO. GRRR. But, it’s wedding season and we have lots of them going on. So let’s talk about that.
Vanderpump Rules Drama
Scheana Shay is marrying her baby daddy (God I hate that term), Brock Davies this month in Mexico. OF COURSE it will be filmed as Vanderpump Rules is currently filming. So everyone will be there. Apparently, that includes people like Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright who are no longer on the show. This will be her SECOND WEDDING BY BRAVO! She already has another mini-gown picked out. UGH. This has managed to piss off Stassi Schroeder for a whole lot of reasons. Stassi’s Italian wedding to Beau Clark was supposed to be filmed and funded by production in 2019 but then Covid happened and everything got shut down. Then Stassi got fired.
So, when she got married to Beau in Italy this year, she had to foot her own bill. She had invited 200 people on Bravo’s dime and she had to cut it down to 35 people. How embarrassing to have to disinvite the majority of the wedding. Of the VPR gang, she invited Jax and Brittany and Katie and Schwartz. Jax and Brittany cancelled at the last minute, mostly due to the fact that their passport for fifteen month ole baby Cruz allegedly didn’t arrive in time. Though the rumor is that Jax didn’t feel comfortable taking the baby on the plane for such a long trip. God help me. I agree with Jax.
Meanwhile Kristen Doute split up with boyfriend Alex Menache after two years of dating in June.
Another Doomed Marriage
So tomorrow is Teresa Guidice’s Wedding Day. It’s rumored that she has invited lots of housewives including Kenya Moore, Cynthia Bailey, Jill Zarin, Dorinda Medley, Phaedra Parks and Ashley Darby. It seems that Ramona Singer is no longer invited because she leaked the invitation to the Internet. Because, Ramona. And of course all the RHONJ will be there. The rumor is that this will be a FOUR PART mini-series. MAKE IT STOP! Unless of course they show all of the cast members and family members who have warned Teresa Giudice NOT to marry Louie Ruelas.
I love how Kempire breaks this down. He’s really into this topic. I’m rewatching this now. He’s much kinder to Teresa than I am. But, he breaks down everything about Louie in a very short time. I can’t compete with that.
But there is breaking news regarding Teresa’s Wedding. Or maybe not so breaking. Gia and her cousin went to an event in Nashville together to celebrate them both being 21 now. It seems Gia didn’t make it to the gate in time to board her plane. Gee, I wonder why? LOL. So she was struggling to get back in time for the wedding. ENTER CREEPY LAWYER GUY (please do click the link) to run to Page Six to tell us that Gia made it home.
Jim Edmonds Is Also Being A Bridezilla
Lord have mercy, Jim Edmonds. When people tell you’re dead just lie down. Is that how the saying goes? Jim Edmonds is apparently marrying Kortnie O’Connor. Is that the babysitter? I only remember the name because anyone named Kortnie is not old enough to be married to Jim. IJS. Also, sometimes you can tell a lot about the gene pool when it comes to how people choose to spell their kids names. Anywoo. This dudes girly girl thong is in a knot because Teddi Mellencamp made fun of her wedding invitation on her Two TTs In A Pod show with Tamra Judge. Apparently, Teddi was sent an invitation, not buy the bride and groom but one of eighteen lucky invitees. Now Jim is trying to trackdown the leaker. The two lovebirds are apparently getting married next month in Italy. The invite asked the women to dress like their favorite “Bond Girl” and the men to dress like James Bond. Who would not LOL at that!
Meanwhile In Miami…
Lisa Hochstein claims that her estranged husband, Lenny Hochstein has cut off all of her access to money in what is shaping up to be a contentious divorce. The boob god has a new girlfriend (of course), and is pissed because she is living in the family home with the kids and he wants to throw a Halloween party there with “over a thousand guests.” Um, YOUR KIDS LIVE THERE, DUMBASS.
That’s all for now. I feel like I missed a wedding or two. So remind me in comments. My brain is coming back in bits and spurts.