So there are a lot of things to do for setting up a RHOA recap (or any recap) . The first thing I do is pull tags ( the list of cast members etc at the end of each post that have links to stories about them). To do this I pull up all previous recaps so I don’t have to retype them every week. Last weeks’ recap got NINE comments. This doesn’t necessarily mean y’all are not watching or don’t like the show, but it kind of does. And it also has to do with viewer engagement. Which let’s me know you don’t care about RHOA anymore. Or maybe I did Big Brother first last week. But, let me know in comments if I still need to recap this show. Because, honestly I haven’t been into it in several seasons. Or maybe my recaps just suck. That’s fine too. For now, I am just grateful for air conditioning and a ceiling fan I hope you all are staying safe and cool.
First of all, I have changed my opinion on Marlo, “kicking the boys out.” She sent them to stay with a poor relation. Who happens to be her sister. I feel like she should be helping her out prior to this. But, still, if these boys (and I kinda forgot why they were homeless) got a little too comfortable with the good life at Marlo’s then teaching them a lesson isn’t a bad thing. They need to suck it up and follow her rules. Kenya arrives at the other cabin the next morning. Kenya talks to Sanya about her abandonment issues from her mama. That really has been an issue with her. Who doesn’t remember when she knocked on her mother’s door ON CAMERA and she would not open it. My heart breaks for Kenya it really does. And that is why she doesn’t want to let Brooklyn out of her sight at all.
Do people still make bacon on the stove? Either I am just really lazy but put a baking rack on your cookie sheet and do it in the oven. SO MUCH easier. Is Sanya the new bone carrier? HA! Production just basically said the same thing to Sanya in confessional. I swear I did not see that before I typed it. GET IT GIRL. You need to do something to insure that peach! LOL Sheree said she is passing the torch. Marlo prays for Kenya “the 60 year old woman.”
Gem Mining Is Supposed To Be Fun
I have been on many trips to NC to mine for gold and gems as a kid. I can’t wait to see this because I already know they add things to the pot here and there to make you feel like you found something. It’s still fun though when you are a child or really dumb. So, hopefully this goes well. Kenya tries to give Sheree help with her business. Kandi does too. Still this She By Sheree nonsense is not a thing. Fatum arrives. I agree with those of you who said that all the Fendi shit on this show all the other ones is NOT proper branding. Nothing about these people makes me covet something they have. And I would NEVER buy anything with all that branding all over it. My mother was pissed in the 80s when she bought me Calvin Klein and Gloria Vanderbilt jeans Why would you want to be a walking billboard for jeans?
I didn’t know at the time but my brother and possibly his wife had set her down and said clothes are very important in high school and she will be ostracized without them. My mom was very big on putting me in beauty pageants. Again, not always a good idea. Are we going to make it to the gem mining? Kenya says “I’m an ICON” and you are an “EX-con. ” YES GIRL! Tell them! Let us not forget Marlo has a billion mugshots and is the convict on this RHOA show. Also, she does not get to decide who films. STFU Sherree.
WTF? Are We Going Gem Mining Or Not?
Apparently they have been in the driveway for an hour and a half arguing. I do not even know who half of these people are . Like who is the one who keeps barking. I’m like Kandi sitting on the sidelines wondering if we are actually going anywhere. It look like Marlo has taken to her bed. Some people are just enjoying the trampoline. Kenya is upset by Marlo’s treatment of her due to her mommy issues. After some time on the trampoline, they all set out. The gem mining people is all I can think about . I would not be surprised if they just didn’t let them in. They can’t shut down their business for so long unless Bravo paid them at shit ton.
However eventually , they do get to go. But still, how disrespectful. Also, I HATE TRUMP. I get it. But why shame this guy for OPENING UP HIS BUSINESS TO YOU? This is just so disrespectful Bravo. I can talk shit about Trump here on my site. But, don’t disrespect a guy’s business who probably lost an entire day of income for accommodating you. You knew you were coming into Trump country and that is where YOU chose. Stop being such dicks. Then Kenya takes down the Trump sign. That pisses me off. Again I think Trump was the worst thing that ever happened to this country. Just look at what he did to the supreme court! But, this guy is entitled to his opinion too. and that was rude.
Are We There Yet?
Maybe, Possibly we are going gem mining? Clearly, their buckets were “seasoned”. Ha! OR NOT. Marlo wants to quit here whole thing because Kenya showed up? And in what world in NC do you get a closet just like the one you have back home? Who brings 87 gowns and four Hermes bags to mountain retreat? I don’t think there are any rental in NT with all that.
Everybody has to sit through a meeting with Marlo. She is done with the trip. YAY!I hate her and Fendi is FUGLY. Drew throws a dog bone at Marlo or vice versa. But, whatever. Marlo is all in her feelings and leaving. Shit happens. I’m in no position to tell people how to feel. I feel big on fuck you all I hate everybody here and there. But, Marlo kicks everyone out of the house. So, I kind of get it.
I AM SUPER EXCITED for the two hour big brother tonight. I feel like dog shit so I will probably fall asleep to it.