And on we go with the RHODubai recap. We are still at Raffles. But first, we have to get to my girl Chanel Ayan. I watch this show for the scenes of Dubai and AYAN and her over the top fashions for any event. As it turns out her son is a model too and has been since childhood. He is gorgeous.
Meanwhile, back at Raffles, Stanbury and her boy toy are meeting with both of their parents prior to the wedding. Caroline basically says her mother is a British bitch. I mean, does that surprise anyone? Her mother asks Sergio if his parents “speak good English.” Blah, blah, blah, Caroline is rich and Sergio is not. This whole conversation is awkward.
LESA STILL HAS THE GOAT! LESA STILL HAS THE GOAT! I am not the most animal person but that goat is adorable. And since Lawn Kid ghosted me, I could really use a goat! Also, I think that Lawn Kid is abusive to baby mama and told her she could not work for me. I may try to call her at some point. I also found out that my good neighbors who were also helping him have stopped. Her kids are cute, too. But, I’d rather have that goat! Brooks is pissed about Sarah giving her parenting advice. I ONE THOUSAND percent agree with everything Brooks said to her. However, you should never EVER give unsolicited parenting advice. Sarah was wrong. Full stop.
Nina’s Kids Are Adorable
They are all trying to wash dishes. Which is cute. And, it reminds me of this one time when I as living in Tripoli as an elementary school child. The ex-pats were all pretty close and one day this couple with kids around my age came over. The visiting girls thought it would be fun to clean the kitchen. We were all very young and at that age where we wanted to play grown up. So we washed some dishes, put them away and kind of pretend cleaned. As it turns out, that whole family had cholera or something recently and mama lost her goddamn mind. Because she didn’t know what dishes they had touched and had to wash every dish in the house. They were a bit older than me but somehow that was my fault. WE THOUGHT WE WERE HELPING! It’s funny NOW.
Meanwhile, back at Raffles… I just went to see how much a room costs and the website is annoying. So I can’t tell. Caroline is having an engagement party in the desert where everyone wears white. This will be important later. Covid is sort of ruining things. Stanbury is very bossy toward her boytoy. Why is she telling him where he can stand? Caroline has managed to borrow a $770,000 diamond necklace. I’m not buying it. It looks like something someone would put on a dog as a collar. A million tiny diamonds do not cost that much.
The White Engagement Party
Stanbury is such a bitch. She is so mean to Sergio. Nina is really worried about her dad who is in the hospital back in the US with Covid. I cannot explain how BEAUTIFUL the desert is. I used to play in it all the time. Once, I was digging around just outside my house and found an artifact that went into a museum in Libya! I miss the desert so much. It’s 102 degrees when they arrive to the white party. Ayan picked a dress in an early scene to wear. IT IS NOT A BRIDAL GOWN. Stanbury, on the other hand has a dress where my mama would say, “Your twat is hanging out. ” And she is wearing cowboy boots???
Did she not known Ayan would come with a LOOK? Stanbury will never look better than Ayan in any scene. Sergio, the man child wants really good photos? I see you, Sergio. Stanbury thinks Ayan is in a “wedding dress” she also claims she is wearing a veil. SHE IS NOT. She just looks better than you with your twat hanging out at your age. Deal with it. Stanbury says “You don’t go to a woman’s wedding in a wedding dress. Um, bitch, this is a WHITE PARTY to celebrate your engagement. IT IS NOT A WEDDING. Jesus. Sergio has no thoughts of his own.
Look, I am old. Wear whatever you want but really? This is the engagement party for you when you are pushing fifty? Boots and a mini dress with a train? I mean you do you boo. But you can’t come for Ayan just because she did it better. Drama happens over the who parenting issue. Everyone has a different opinion. It’s all a bit of miscommunication. Also, if that was real cockroach in the desert, they brought it with them. Scorpions are much more likely. Oddly, the bride to be is hardly in this scene at all. Brooks and Sarah get into it. Sarah needs to back off this topic.