It’s another triple recap night for me, and I’m going to do my best while trying not to stress about how long it might take. I’m sleeping a lot, and continuing to get some feeling back in my legs. I don’t have to hang on to the walls to get around anymore! Thanks for all the love and a huge shout out to Just Jenn for sending an Instacart from Publix. It turns out you can get beer and wine. So, yay! I haven’t had wine in months. You guys really showed up for me and I appreciate it. Now let me bang out this RHOBH recap. It’s always the most viewed/commented on recap of the week. So I will give it all I have in the tank. xoxo ~tt
Jamie Lee Curtis Has The RHOBH Fangirling Out!
I swear y’all, it they don’t lay off of Sutton this episode, I will go through my TV and strange them all. And can we just get Diana off this show? PUHLEASE. Isn’t Erika enough to cover the Bravo CONS for this series? Meanwhile, Lisa, Erika and Garcelle all have Covid. These would not have been my choices. Why couldn’t Diana have gotten it? Anyway, Jamie Lee Curtis is co-hosting a dinner for the ladies to discuss fundraising for the Children’s Hospital that she and Kyle and Mauricio support. Jamie is a bit… weird. Or maybe I am just not good with all the touchy feely shit. Kyle sits Diana next to Sutton. Oh Kyle, I want to love you but you make it impossible lately.
I need for JLC to unbutton her jacket It’s stifling her boobs. That Vintage Wang is from a time when you didn’t have that chest. Sutton tries to help Sheree get her eyelash back on. But, AT THE TABLE? A blog of glue came out an JLC dashed over to save Sheree from blindness. Did I mention I HATE Diana? Dorit is so far up JLC’s ass it is funny. Kyle gives $25K to her fund with Jamie at the hospital. Then, Diana says she will match that. Sutton could have matched it. And probably would have if these bitches were not so awful to her. I keep telling y’all Sutton is the richest person in the room. But, nobody knows it. Meanwhile, Dorit and Sheree come for Sutton. AGAIN. I hate these bitches.
LEAVE SUTTON ALONE!
I’m over the eating disorder thing. But, why can Kyle say “I had an eating disorder too!” and that’s fine. However, whenever Sutton tries to relate she is making it “all about her???” I have compassion for Crystal. But, the hypocrisy is annoying. And now we have to feel bad for Diana and her geriatric miscarriage? Frankly, I don’t believe a word out of her mouth. Why is Kyle so far up Diana’s ass? Sutton continues to be nice to the bitch. Erika doesn’t even look like herself on the phone with Rinna. Erika seems to think if she was divorced from Tom she would have to pay him alimony. So, no plans for a divorce. I guess he is worth more dead than alive.
Did we know that Diana is marrying a twelve year old? I’m tired of her stories. It always makes me think of Steve Martin “I was born a poor black child…” Oh Thank God we get Kathy Hilton. Kyle and Kathy argue about who is the problem regarding them not being able to call each other. Sisters are complicated. I don’t talk that much to mine. Mostly because when we do we have a TON to say. And by we, I mean, me. When we do I need time. LOL. I hate talking on the phone. But, when I do I NEVER KNOW WHEN TO STFU! Kathy serves lunch. It’s a baked potato with an insane amount of caviar. And Kathy has lots of grievances about gift wrapping and shortage of things. THEY ARE CURRENTLY OUT OF DIJON MUSTARD IN FRANCE, KATHY! Focus on what matters! 😉
Now Dorit has Covid. But the others are ready to work. Diana is having a Christmas party. Having her kids all under one roof is Diana’s “Favorite thing in the world.” Didn’t she previously say she left them to be raised by someone else while she was um… running some sort of shady “business” that may or may not be illegal in many countries? Rinna knows EXACTLY who Diana is and she is still kissing ass. AND SO IS KYLE! Jesus take the wheel. Apparently, Sutton has Covid too. Good. It’s a great reason for her to get out of this spectacle.
So, they called in Kathy Hilton. She apparently loves Madam Diana too. Garcelle arrives and thank God she is not a fan of Dirty Diana. Did Erika just suggest that Crystal who has an eating disorder should take laxative to get rid of the food she eats? I HATE SO MANY PEOPLE ON THIS SHOW! Garcelle is the only one there with a brain. Erika is so intrusive to Crystal. I missed like 20 seconds at the end. Someone fill me in.
Off to recap Dubai.