Sorry not sorry about the delay on this Southern Charm recap. There is A LOT going on on Big Brother this season that most of you are missing out on. I can’t help it that y’all are missing out on the best reality show on TV (AGAIN). Hell, you guys know I refuse to stream but I’ve been streaming Paramount for years (actually it was CBS way back then). Anyway, I’m honestly going to make this fast so I can get to the live feeds on Paramount. I’m not really in the mood for overgrown spoilt children brawling tonight.
Actually, my back is better today and I tried to do some normal people things and I’ve just run out of gas since I have barely moved in ten days so I am going to try to make this short but you know I am long winded. I really am going to try to make this brief! Venita is quickly becoming my favorite person on this show. Meanwhile, Austen is not happy his parents who live in NC are retiring to Seabrook Island, which is still in CharlestonISH and is lovely. To all the adults who hate when your parents move to a place to retire, count your lucky stars that one of your nephews was not allowed to buy it when your last remaining parent died because your brother did not due his job as executor regarding the contents before allowing it.
Patricia’s Love of Madison Continues To Annoy Me
Whitney annoys me. Madison annoys me. Venita is too good for this obligatory scene to keep including Patricia. Michael on the other hand has been improving and was released to go home to his family. Patricia supposedly was redoing the guest house to accommodate him but he appears to have taken another option.
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Also, I am just going to say if my boyfriend was forty something years old (cough SHEP) and still riding a skateboard. I’d need to reassess my whole life. Then, he wants to high five me because we are not pregnant? THEN IT GET WORSE! Who splits SHE CRAB SOUP. That is literally all I eat in Charleston. TOUCH IT AND DIE. I literally spend my days doing all the things. Walking around, and every restaurant I pass I order a cup of She Crab Soup. Why just a cup? Because I have another one at EVERY SINGLE RESTAURANT I pass. Acme Low Country Kitchen is on Isle of Palms. They place where I met my true love. It was not there back then. Can we just agree Shep sucks and move on?
Olivia and Kathryn Meet For Dinner
These two live in Charleston and they go to a place that serves edamame? They both need to be run out of town. How am I just now noticing that Kathryn is functionally illiterate? I could not be happier that Chleb left Kathryn. Kathryn is the Kyle of Southern Charm as I regret supporting either of them. Chleb has been hanging with his cousin. It’s simple he needs to RUN! Chleb is upset about the breakup. Please don’t let him go back.
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Austen and Craig go golfing. Austen wants Craig to help move his parents to Seabrook Island. I am so pissed I am missing my BB Live feeds to watch this crap. Also, I am really tired. The big event is that Madison and Ventia are having a birthday party. I love Venita though. Have I mentioned that ten times is it creepy? Anyway, my girlfriend Venita is pissed that Kathryn and Olivia were invited. But, they all know it is an all cast brawl.
The Main Event
After a couple of years these Bravo shows are so over produced and missing and exploiting the Charleston experience. I find myself wondering how long this show will last. Like IS IT OVER YET? I HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO! More Venita, less Kathryn. Venita is trying to tell Kathryn not to be racist. like she is. I DEPISE Patricia when she arrives and tells people how to hold their drink. They only roll her in Rolls Royce paid for by production to do this kind of I pretend I am southern on camera shit. Patricia wants everyone to have a clean slate. Is that Leva who suggest everyone has a clean slate? I like this Leva. She is not the same person from last season. I’ll watch WWHL later.
I don’t know about Venita tonight. The emoji thing was last year. Isn’t there something more current she can slam Kathryn with. Everyone looked lovely if their manners matched their appearance it would be nice.
And how do you reconcile her being racist and dating Chleb? I really hope she is in therapy, its the hot mess express chugga chugga choo choo. Deep seated issues. I see Shep’s girlfriend leaving him at some point down the line when she grows up and wants a family. In a way I’m jealous of his rich “I’m gonna do whatever I want” life but its also kinda creepy and annoying and more so when he’s 50 or 60 and not a babe magnet.
Agree with you Tamara about Venita. I like her and she is absolutely gorgeous! I felt bad for her. Madison made the party all about Madison. Leva seems better than last year, but I still remember last year so I still don’t care for her. Taylor needs to run! Shep sucks! He will never be husband material. She better thank God she was not pregnant.
Still love me some Shep. I think he is tongue in cheek allot of the time. He would not be having unprotected sex with Taylor if they are both not prepared to have a child together. End of.
Yeah Venita I know it’s your birthday but you aren’t 8 let a girl have her moment in the sun getting engaged is fun and a big deal. Or don’t agree to a joint birthday party. She was best dressed though. Also didn’t agree with bringing up the emoji thing at the party insinuating Kathryn would be teaching her children that. My favourite Kathryn is the polite “Fuck You” Kathryn. That is “thanks so much for inviting me” now go choke on your birthday cake. I don’t think Kathryn is as dumb as she pretends I think she is pretty switched on.
Oh and totally disagree about the skateboard. A man in his forties who rides a skateboard/ scooter whatever is exactly the kind of man I want. Playful and guess what awesome with children.
Agree about Shep’s “risk taking” and Venita’s party hijinks!
Just watched the season 1 or 2 reunion yesterday and Andy asked Shep if he used condoms/birth control. Shep looked utterly dumbfounded and said he assumed the women were using something. I was hopeful when he managed to stay in a relationship with Taylor for a while but I think Shep seems to be a Thomas Ravenel in training — he will become a father by “accident” as a senior citizen.
Ok, “no protection” = no protection for birth control and no protection against easily transmittable “things”. IJS
Thank You!! Who is hell orders a Cup of She-Crab soup to Share?!! To Share?? Of course they do live there and it’s probably like french fries to them. Kathryn is awful. The carpetbagger is awful. What is going to happen to the priceless memorabilia that she absconded with? I hope she is leaving it to a museum. I must of went to the bathroom or something when she was telling them how to hold their drink. I do like Whitney.
The guys on this show act like a bunch of old women. Clucking about who slept with who when. Who Cares? Sign. I had hopes, God knows why but I did. I used to watch Big Brother and Loved it, I don’t know why I got away from it, I need to tune in. Glad you are feeling a little better, pain is just the worst.
I think Venita is looking for some sort of storyline with still being pissed about the emoji… There has to be something else about Kathryn that pisses her off at this point. Furthermore, nobody can change anyone so either accept them or stay away. Madison’s dress at that party was gorgeous. Poor Patricia. Does she even really like these girls? They could be her grand daughters some of them. Shep is one of those guys who will be a kid forever. Again, either accept him or stay away. Taylor is not dumb, she knows what she’s got with him.
I am not a fan of Venita. I feel like her behavior is just for show and she must be on display all the time. The way she starts a conversation and calls people out is too much. Hopefully we will get to see the friendly side of her.
I like Leva so far this year. It’s as if Venita has taken Leva’s roll from last year.
As for the new girls, Olivia and Taylor, I like them so far. They seems levelheaded……except in their choice of men!
Had to give Olivia 2 thumbs up when she called out Naomi and Venita. Yes why did you both go to Kathryn’s party when you said on camera that you didn’t want to be there. Not a fan of them.
I’m okay with the skateboard too. I have the feeling that Isle of Palms has a small-town vibe and is very bike/pedestrian friendly. So skateboarding would fit in to that.
Do we think that Whitney is just being Patricia’s bitch on-camera, or is this an all the time thing.
Someone please buy Kathryn a full-length mirror! Who wears something like that to eat at a casual family restaurant! And I agree about her being functionally illiterate. Felt like the kids menu would be more appropriate for her to comprehend
It is the evil side of me but I am LOVING Whitney having to fill in as butler/Patricia’s bitch!!!! You can tell he is biting his tongue and rolling his eyes the whole time! Sort of Norman Bates “yes mother” “coming mother”
Yall crack me up 🤣
I used to stand up for Katherine back when she was a youn’un getting steamrolled by Thomas. I also stood up for her when Leva was harassing her about her family’s Confederate history. Definitely not her fault. The monkey emoji may have not been meant the way it was taken.
BUT!!! She seems to be turning into a horrible person.
I did have a feeling sorry moment for her when she was doing those Halloween crafts. Those are supposed to be done with kiddos and she was doing them alone. But she brought a lot of her custody things on herself so, I don’t know.
Southern Charm-adjacent query: Tamara or any other SC neighborhood folks have any local information on the recent turn in the Alex Murdaugh case?
As we say down here, “We done known he was guilty.” I was going to start a thread about it but I don’t feel like trying to catch people up on years of this. It would be great if it was on Court TV though.
From the beginning I have been so interested in this convoluted twisted tale of murder and greed!
What a story! A powerful family now in shambles, so many people dead, because of greed.
Emily D Baker said she was going to do a podcast on this next week. She gave a very good synopsis of what had happened to date. Might be worth keeping an eye out for anyone interested.
Thank you! I love Emily D Baker
Of course he was guilty!
Because I am nosey, I had to Google this dude. Wow…..
Charlestonian here. I have no special knowledge of the case and haven’t closely followed the details. What has totally SHOCKED me is the high level collusion that allowed this family to fester for decades. Law partners, judges, the bar association, police, sheriffs, bankers all chose to look the other way. If the FBI & state law enforcement (SLED) hadn’t stepped in, I am convinced there would be no case.
Damn I miss the food in Charleston! What I wouldn’t give for a Low Country Boil, Benne wafers, fried shrimp, fried oysters, and smoked fish dip!
Oh the boiled peanuts! Collards and fresh corn!
My Charleston grandmother used to go to the butcher and get a hogs head and boil it for hours and make head cheese!
Oyster roasts in the winter! I remember going to the fish monger and buying bushels of Bull’s Bay Oysters, buying them covered in pluff mud in a burlap sack, taking them to the car wash and putting them in giant barrels, and taking them home. We’d throw them on the grill and throw the wet burlap sack over them and eat them for hours. You always had to have an oyster knife and a garden glove.
I really need to know who made Madison’s dress for her birthday party.
Shep not using protection is pure entitlement. It’s very selfish to think your actions won’t have consequences. He would rather pay for an abortion than put on a condom, that is just wow. I get that it is a woman’s choice however I don’t know many men who suffer the emotional impact for years after an abortion like women do. Not trying to get into a debate about abortion but to just acknowledge that many women live with regret for a long time afterwards. Shep also seems cheap and stingy with his money. Whitney always gave me Norman vibes and I think it is sweet to have an older friend like Patricia. She reminds me of an eclectic aunt.
I cant help that think a Only Fans account is in Kathryn’s future. When this show gets cancelled and it will she will need something to fall back on. Unless she finds another wealthy baby daddy.
Her family is very wealthy. Grandma took very good care of Kathryn’s future.
Venita gets on my nerves. The hey you need to prove yourself to me so I can like you bullshit. Why bother with Katherine she’s nobody’s friend. Noted Ms all of a sudden she has nothing to say Leva interesting.
Why was Patricia hanging out with 20/30 somethings?
I agree. Venita seems to me like an asshole and anyone who says “I knew Madison pushes ppls buttons and she’s good at it but I never thought she’d push mine.”
You’re that dense?
Why can nobody tell that Kathryn is back on drugs and drinking heavily? You can see it in her behavior but mostly her complexion changes dramatically when she’s using.
I hate Madison, have since the beginning but damn that dress was quite beautiful.
Soooo I’ve said this a million times but why does she talk out the side of her mouth? Does she have a medical condition or have nerve damage that they addressed and I missed because it’s not consistent and I can’t tell if it’s supposed to be like a “cute” thing like when ppl do a half smile/nostril flare thing or what’s happening…
I noticed that too with Madison. Could be speech related? Articulation delay? She does slur sounds not drunken.
I think Venita and Madison have a thing going on. I get that vibe from them.
I appreciates those that have businesses. Leva is the bone collector that is who should be spilling. Stop keeping those secrets ans spill it! Not into this bullshit “influencer” shit. I know they make a ton but it is short lived.
Agree. What’s with Leva anyway?