It is week one. WEEK ONE PEOPLE! And we have already lost a whole block of feeds , over 24 hours for mysterious reasons. Superfans and live feeder are abuzz with rumors that after days of wondering why production hasn’t ejected Paloma Aguilar for her bizarre “mental health issues.” Did they actually do it? So, tonight I am choosing to do the BB 24 Recap first for my favorite small but mighty Big Brother followers. We will not always be recapped last. Also, IT’S MY FAVORITE SHOW! I can’t help the Bravo people open their eyes. LOL.
There is speculation that her family hired and attorney to pull her out of there because the entire Internet hates her, while at the same time realizing she is not okay. On last night’s show, she mentioned she doesn’t want to be HOH because, “everyone loves her.” No. Everyone except the fucking moronic hamsters hates her, and loves Taylor. Production has aired every single one of Paloma’s tirades against the fun beauty queen. I can’t wait to see how this turns out!
One more thing before we start, we all have our trusted sources on Big Brother, I’ve been a superfan since season one and very familiar with who knows things and who is speculating. I have no personal source on this season this year, mostly because it’s all I can do at the moment to keep the lights on here and my email correspondence is suffering. Sorry, I’m doing my best over her. ANYWAY. I have my eye on Spoiler Girl on Twitter. I’m not sure she is a female and I think I know who it is and I have like an 80% confidence in that person. She says that the BB Shrink plugged the plug on Paloma and that she did not self evict. Okay Let’s do this!
I am literally counting down the minutes. I’m good to go on tonight’s set ups, Southern Charm to follow. Guess I have time to pee and grab a drink. OH GOD! HERE WE GO! We start with Julie Chen who says expect the unexpected could never be more true than tonight. Then, we go to poor Taylor crying in the DR after all the abuse that has been piled on her in just one week. Daniel was SUCH AN ASSHOLE for telling her she needs to apologize to the housemates. I’m just furious about that! They are all going to feel like shit after the get out of the house and realize what they did to Taylor!
OMG! I CAN’T WITH THIS PSYCHOPATH
Paloma is crying and hugging Taylor. Taylor has no idea what Paloma did to her. Paloma needs to be checked into a facility and after that, she won’t be able to show her fugly face in society! There is a whole one on one conversation with Paloma and Taylor that is making my head explode. Taylor tells her it was because she was in pageants. That was asking Taylor who she hurt! Baby girl. You did not hurt anyone. Paloma is a full on psychopath! Then she says “Even if you are on your couch watching this, just know we are family.” I need a blood pressure check. I have never been this angry before over a TV show. But this is Taylor’s real life.
Now, Taylor has to go on an apology tour to figure out who she hurt. SHE DIDN’T HURT ANYONE. She soon realize that she needs to talk to Monte. It is then that she realizes that Monte told Paloma what she said. Monte is still team Paloma! I HATE MONTE. He needs to go next. Then, she talks to Paloma again. WHY? WHO THE FUCK CARES AT THIS POINT? Paloma goes from hugging Taylor and crying to saying that she doesn’t want to hear from her she would rather to to sleep. She keeps telling everyone that she is sleep deprived because the whole house wants to talk to her. We’ll get to that later.
The Girls’s Girl Alliance Begins To Branch Out
Clearly, they are not going to tell us the bitch is gone until the end of the show. Paloma wants to make a final six with Ameerah and Alyssa and three of the guys. So of course, THESE FOOLS WHO LIVE WITH A PSYCHOPATH are down for it. The final six will be Monte… who can die and a fire as far as I am concerned, Kyle who just sort of happens to be there when Paloma dictated the final six, and Pooch who is the Backstage Boss. Paloma wanted the first three Back Stage Pass people with three other people. And the morons all just nod along.
Kyle is happy to be pulled into alliances. He’s a superfan. That gives him information. Is he ride are die? Probably not. But, he appreciates that people are talking to him and telling him all their plans while he just sort of coasts along. Already, Monte wants to ghost Pooch. That alliance cracked faster than the Girls’ Girls! LOL. Monte needs to go NEXT. So, Paloma goes to Mike and says she wants him in their six person alliance. Mike knows better. But, everyone agrees to any alliance they are offer for INTEL.
Brittany And Pooch Talk In The Storage Room (SR)
Brittany may never know that she was given immunity since the psycho is going home. She’s a superfan with a ton of Internet support. Brittany gives up Ameerah. Pooch runs straight to Ameerah to recount the not really that big of a deal conversation. But, she runs straight to Ameerah who is now doesn’t trust Brittany.
ARE WE THERE YET?
Julie acts like she is going to tell us about Paloma. I guess we still have to have an HOH just no live eviction. Next we get lots of bullshit from Paloma in the DR about only getting two hours of sleep a night. This little scheme worked out nicely when she convinced Daniel to give her his HOH room for night. She tries to blame her anxiety for her behavior. We get very little of her craziness. The cast tried to support her and her bullshit. You sort of have to give them credit for that. But, THEY HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANIPULATIVE SHE IS!
What they probably are not going to tell us is that Paloma is in the diary room all the time because she is being evaluated by a shrink. You know when she is not being opening fucking racist and mean to Taylor. Finally we get to the announcement. Daniel has a message from production. Due to a personal matter (She’s batshit crazy) that she will no longer be in the game. WHY IS EVERYONE CRYING? These people are so stupid. Monte leads them in prayer. How about praying for Taylor who you called a liar on national TV? They all knew that she wasn’t right in the head. Monte wants us not to judge her. Well, too late for that. And we are judging YOU MONTE for buying the bullshit she was selling.
Then, they talk about mental health issues.
So, Here’s the plan?
Julie Chen Comes on and talks to the remaining members. BUT IS NO ONE GOING TO TELL THEM THAT PALOMA WAS LYING LIAR WHO LIED ABOUT TAYLOR? Julie says that there will no longer be an eviction tonight. Taylor and Terrance are both safe and Taylor sobs. It’s time to go play for HOH as soon as everyone hugs the remaining backstage people and Taylor and Terrance. I HOPE TAYLOR KILLS IT! Ha! As Spoiler Girl said there will be no more of the Backstage Pass nonsense. Those people better have saved those shirts. Fans would pay a lot for them.
I should probably get to Southern Charm recap I am super far behind. Michael beats Pooch in the first round. I love him. He reminds me of Ian. I haven’t even watched yet and I am sure Taylor beats Alyssa. And she does. Joseph beats Indy. Ameerah beats Brittany. Jasmine beat Terrence. But she hurt herself. Julie has no idea what to do as LIVE TV. They take a break. Jasmine is in the winner group but still on the ground as if she could do it again. This show… Kyle blew his competitor won. Monte beats Nicole and I am shocked. And it there? We have no HOH until the next episode?