So I clearly picked the worst episode of the season to skip my RHOBH recap. I was unable to watch it until the next day. And I was disgusted. I don’t think I can ever see Kyle the same way again and she’s always been my favorite. I must of posted in comments every five seconds… I WAS SO WRONG ABOUT KYLE! The photo above shows all the signs were there from the beginning. I’m still not over it. But tonight, it looks like some odd people are making peace. Will we finally see Garcelle confront Erika or will we see that later? It’s finally time to find out.
We are still at the scene of the crime, AKA Sutton’s outdoor party in the mud. I still don’t get why it was outside. She will be cleaning her floors for weeks after this. Sutton is doing online dating. Or at least signing up for it. Kyle and Erika are acting like they are her besties. I must have missed some great reconciliation there. The pain was worse last week and at times I felt like I was dreaming the entire episode. I probably slept through half of it. Anyway, the women are acting like twelve year old girls when Kyle swipes right for Sutton and the dude reaches out right away.
Garcelle Is A Great Mom
Meanwhile, Erika has gone over the one drink she planned on having. But it is finally time for Garcelle to have a come to Jesus moment with Erika about her behavior toward her sons at Garcelle’s birthday party. Erika gives a complete apology. She even tries to give a complement. But, then she doubles down on the threeway with the son.
Later Garcelle takes her son shopping for expensive sneakers. Or whatever the kids are calling them today. It’s like a museum for sneakers. There shoes in there that cost $10K. Her son Jade is a label hound. She gives him a $500 limit for sneakers. She ends up spending over $2K on sneakers for two boys.
Then it is time for Hanukah, again. It was this time two years ago that the alleged breaking occurred. PK is in London again so Dorit is spending the evening with Kyle and her family. Dorit is Jewish now? I also didn’t know that Kyle converted, but that at least makes sense. Anyway, it was a beautiful celebration.
I have zero desire to hear about her culture. Now, if she wants to talk the who she allegedly exploited to get the money that would be an interesting tale…
Kyle, Sheree & Garcelle Go Out For Drinks
What’s up with this trio? Garcelle feels like Kyle is always butting in to stick up for Erika with her stupid comments about Erika just needed to have some fun. Then, Kyle triples down and says the same thing! Garcelle is not having it. Sheree looks uncomfortable in the middle. Kyle has tried to do damage control on social media but it is not working. Oh well. Sheree stands up for Garcelle and her sons. As she should.
It was only a matter of time before Erika and Diana got together. Both are awful people who live off the backs of innocent people. ALLEGEDLY. The other thing they have in common is being rude and awful to Sutton. The both talk trash about her. Of course. Why in the hell is Sutton going to lunch with Diana? Production must be forcing this. Diana has her middle finger up on her face briefly when she sat down. Diana is a full blown cunt. Sutton needs to give her the whole “I’m up here and you are down here speech” ala Kelly Bensimon.
Instead, Sutton tells Diana that she is very delusional. She is and this conversation is really bad TV. Diana is ruining this show. Diana just keeps saying “So you say.” Sutton leaves.