So it looks like this franchise will be moving to Tuesdays. YAY! I just want to lust over this captain an the cool underwater scenes. I’m not sure this first Below Deck Down Under Recap will much beyond that. LOL. I may be old and falling apart rapidly but I AIN’T DEAD YET! 🙂 So let’s just get to it! oI am so hopeful about this new franchise….Please don’t disappoint me! I also wish I was not too crazy to go to a theater and watch Mrs. Harris Goes To Paris.
It’s Looking Good
Jamie is a bosun for the first time. He’s hot too! The chef, Ryan, at least seems to know he is a dick. That’ a start. We have two models on the boat. Are they friends with Yolanda Foster? WHAT? IJS. Benny and Culver share a bunk and Culver wants to take the bottom bunk because he pisses a lot a night. Me too dude. Wait until you are old and can do it in your sleep until you fall and hurt yourself. Next up Captain Jason meets with the crew. The ladies are all ears because he is SOFA KING HOT! I think Ryan is going to be full of drama and I am here for it! Because, I am not chief stew.
Jamie, the bosun, is ALSO HUGELY HOT. Tumi and Madga both seem like good stew so far so that part seems off to a good start. Tumi can set a gorgeous table. Deckhand Benny had both parents die fairly recently. The boat is HUGE! Captain Jason is doing some cleaning. Why?
The Guests Arrive
At lunch, it’s a seafood extravaganza. The thing is it is a very labor intensive lunch. But the guests seem fine with it. The bad part is that the hydrolytics are conveniently not working. We get footage of Jason previously crashing a boat. I feel like all captains, including Captain Lee have been there. And while Captain Sandy will later say she has never crashed, this season we get it on camera. It happens. Okay, maybe Chef Ryan is annoying me a little bit. His food looks amazing though. The guests agree. Issues with the boat continue. ON EPISODE ONE
Benny already hates Jamie. Captain Jason makes a risky move to get the boat out of harbor. And there it ends? I will zip through WWHL with your I guess. It’s Captain Yawn and Aiesha. Kyle the gay stew (as Andy called him) from Below Deck Med. Aeisha seems to hate Chef Ryan. Aeshia doesn’t like the bosun on boat. Andy and John Mayer need to just fuck and get it over with. Captain Yawn admits she can’t tell the separated at birth twins apart. Captain Sandy still has the hots for Malia. Captain Yawn finally gets that Ragan is worthless.
I’m off to bed where I will fall asleep during the first five minutes. I will not be recapping it. xo ~tt