Hmm that is an interesting episode title. I’m so ready for this Southern Charm recap! And thank you all so much for your kindness during a very scary and dark time for me. It’s probably time for me to have some sort of old lady “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up device.” I probably also need to return to the old lady pool and renew my hatred of the Honey Badger. LOL. I am feeling much better today. Much like Cunty Diana I was supposed to be on bed rest, or more specifically just resting my back for a few days. I did, at least for a day or two and am feeling MUCH BETTER and ready to hunch over my computer on the couch again. SO I AM BACK BITCHES!
My improvement shows it is probably just a severe sprain of my whatever the NP said and not a cracked rib. The UTI is is improving on the shitty four day antibiotics. Thanks for all the love. It helps more than you know to know someone is out there listening. I hope I can be the same for you. Now, LET’S DO THIS Southern Charm RECAP! Oh and I commented A LOT today on the RHOB/DUBAI thread. Thanks so much for reverse recapping for me. Again, I am so lucky to have all of you in my life.
The Man Childs
Dear Lord in Heaven. I had a good body at when I was young but, DAYUM Venita. I have a girl crush. Um, ancient old lady crush. 🙂 Also, shout out to Pauline who I will probably think about every time I spritz perfume on my neck and Evian on my face ( it’s my self care go to I posted to her about) I am ready! Evian spray is HIGHLY underrated. OMG Leva and her boy Lamar are ADORABLE. Why is John Pringle the only actual man on this show? The rest are all man childs. Why aren’t they embarrassed? Craig is the only one who is at least attempting to be a man. John Pringle is fucking gorgeous. That is my type. Send me one of those 15 years older with no baggage. 🙂
Jesus Taylor has the perfect body. Can we get some fat chicks on this show that I can identify with? LOL off topic but Leva unfollowed the entire cast on this season after filming ended so… that should be go. I HATED he constant preaching last season. But, know it alls irk the living fuck out of me, so maybe it is a me issue. I know I sound OBSESSED but I am. I think Venita is the most beautiful person in the world. Sorry, not sorry. She needs a MAJOR storyline. I love Taylor. The girls are way more interesting on this show. Her mama seems sweet. Like normal people in the south.
I could sum this episode up with Shep is a dick and a horrible person. There is a commercial on my end about doing the Time Warp. YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I NEED A MIDNIGHT SHOW OF ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW RIGHT NOW. Sorry. Um recapping again for all the folks who somehow read here for “the recaps” and don’t care for my incessant personal information. I’m not TMZ I’m just a lonely old lady with a website. Take it for what it is or fuck off.
(interlude with Whitney and Patricia) no one asked for this. No one cares about the carpet bagger. I miss Michael.
Craig and Austen have a talk. I hate Austen. He is not a good friend. Also, I used to root for Kathryn. I have abandonment issues too… BUT SOMETIMES IT IS YOU! Later, the man children get together. Madison is engaged. I honestly had to remind myself who she was or why anyone, even us, would care. But let me go along with it.
Did Shep just say he doesn’t want to have a kid and he uses no protection. AND THEN he says . SHEP IS SUCK A BAD HUMAN. Even Austen knows that. Madison announces her engagement. I could not possibly care less. Chleb wants to try to reconnect with Kathryn. He is way too good for her and I am a huge Kathryn fan. She is a moron. And she is HORRIBLE with fake crying. RUN CHELB RUN!