So what we have here is a RHUGT “sneak peak.” It’s 105 minutes long. I presume it is the first episode or two of the new Ex Housews installment. Perhaps it is there way of trying to lure us over to Peacock to watch the series? I have no idea what my plan is for this recap. I am a bit under the weather still and could of course drop dead at any moment while recapping this. The things I do for you people. As, the teensest thing (though this raging UTI is not teensy at all) sends me into a teary-eyed spiral of self pity. Let’s see what fresh hell this is. And yes, you may have to put up with this sniveling, self pitying attitude for a while longer. Sorry. You are the only people I have to whine too.
I forgot how much I hate the sound of Taylor’s voice. This show is already way over produced and it hasn’t even started yet. Vicki is creeped out that Blue Stone Manor is not need a TJ Maxx or a Home Goods. Or, well anything. Vicki hates everything about Blue Stone Manor. She is there five minutes and wants to know how far it is to a bar where she can “Whoop It Up.” Vicki bought her own engagement ring before Steve broke with her. He also lived in her place in Mexico without her for most of their relationship. Interesting.
YAY! Below Deck Down Under is coming to Bravo!
Brandi and Vicki clash immediately. I don’t know whose side to be on! I used to like Vicki, but I’m already starting to forget why I hated Brandi! Lot’s of drinking happens at lunch. This is going to be a long day. Brandi already wants to have a naked party later with all the women. Um, why? Brandi says that she is bisexual and everyone seems shocked. The amount of luggage in this house is astounding. Tamra and Vicki are sharing a double bed? Taylor and Brandi try to talk it out. But, both of them try to one up each other on who was having the worst life when they filmed together. They are both so fake.
It’s Time For Dinner! (let us pray we survive this)
Oh GOD! It’s a game at dinner. The double kiss of death. The drama starts right away between Brandi and Dorinda. Brandi has no idea how to be polite to the hostess. None of these women want to crack their own lobster. Way to avoid immersing yourself in the culture ladies. Brandi tries to say she was worse off on the season than Taylor whose husband died. Brandi calls Taylor a bitch. Brandi gives Taylor hell for writing about book about Russell’s death to support her child. Then she calls Vicki a bitch and we get, “to be continued.” It’s supposed to be the whole house against Vicki but Brandi basically tells Vicki to hold her beer.
WWHL With Jill Zarin and Brandi Glanville
On to these two on WWHL Jill’s kid is the bartender. Brandi starts right in being bitchy. Andy asks who they wished could have been on the show. Brandi says, “Maybe Camille, because I just want to hurt her.” Brandi needs professional help. Even though most of this is an act in my opinion, it really doesn’t matter. It just shows she has serious issues. Jill loves Marysol they are good friends. It makes sense, Jill is one of those New Yorkers who has a penchant for Miami. Apparently, Dorinda made all the ladies cry. Brandi said she did make her cry once. She also made Jill cry.
It seems that Bethenny and Jill were on the same flight recently and chatted the whole flight. WHERE ARE THE CAMERAS WHEN WE NEED THEM? Brandi has the tea on the whole Sutton situation regarding the Elton John fundraising event. Brandi says Sutton did invite Rinna and Harry and Brandi’s friend Erica to sit at her table. Brandi claims that afterward, she asked Erica to pay her back for her seat. Consider the source. But, still Juicy. Am I the only one who hates the top knot with the rest of the hair down? Pick one or the other! Jill doesn’t seem to really like Dorinda. She seems to love Brandi and vice versa. It seems like Dorinda pissed everyone off on this trip. I’m actually, surprised.
Brandi has a new song coming out. It’s rap. Grandma rap must be a thing. Jill has moved into the same building that Ramona lives in. She actually moved into the apartment that Ramona lived in with Mario prior to filming. Brandi is now friends with Tamra and Vicki outside the show. I did good on the Lesbian eyebrows game. But, I myself have lesbian eyebrows. So… Brandi said she and Eva were pretty much high the entire trip. Everyone loves Eva. Andy said she was great on the show. Brandi said Eva was the youngest one there and the most mature one there. I love Eva. Can we please get her back on RHOA? Andy says Eva and Phaedra were like the equalizers of the group. PHAEDRA? Tamra and Brandi still seem to hate each other.