Sorry for the delay on this week’s RHOA recap. Around 7pm I was still not feeling well, and decided to rest my eyes for just a minute. I woke up at 9am. I would have kept right on sleeping but I was supposed to go renew my car tag this morning but once I woke up I realized I was sick again. Or still. My usual temp is about 98.4. This morning I felt feverish. I still do. My temp is 98.0. This happens a lot. WTF? My only other symptom feeling whiney because I don’t feel good and my skin feels hot, like I have a fever and I have chills. Weird. I also get weepy when I am sick. So yay? And this recap is going to suck more than normal.
Or not. Since I wasn’t able to pull photos from clips on the Bravo site since I missed the show, I pulled a few from Twitter. Every picture is someone screaming at someone else. God I feel like I am burning up with fever. So weird. I whine worse than a man when I am sick, sorry. Moving on.
OMG! Brooklyn is adorable. Best scene ever. “What did you learn at school today?” “Days of the week.” “Let’s hear it. Monday, Tuesday.” “Tell me the rest.” “I’m EATING!” And I’m dead from cuteness overload. Next, as if these girls needed to be more heated, Sheree, Marlo and Kandi go to a public sauna. Kandi arrives and immediately refuses to do the sauna. She is not going to mess up her hair she has places to go and things to do. So she sits in the a nearby shower while talking to the girls in the sauna. Sheree is mad at Kandi for not checking on her after Tyrone ghosted her. I agree with Kandi. Why do they expect so much from her when they never reach out to her?
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Then, Marlo jumps in and says that Kandi hasn’t been there for her during her drama with her sister. Lots of shouting occurs. The sweaty ones come out and hug all over Kandi. Ew. Her face in the photo above says it all. This whole scene was ridiculous. Kandi has a breakdown and cries because she feels like none of the bitches every reach out to her and yet they expect so much from her. Let’s move on.
Random Filler Scenes
Sanya needs to learn some parenting skills. That boy needs to be in time out. She clearly doesn’t need more kids. She can’t control the one she has. But, he husband wants another one. I suggest she leave him in the house for a day with that kid. I’d be angry too if my name was Deuce. Sonja seems afraid of her husband. That’s not a good sign.
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I am not up to Sheree today. Not today Satan. I don’t believe a word out of her mouth. She is dumber than a box of hair and prone to gross exaggeration (to put it kindly) even under oath. Monyetta makes her first appearance of the season when she meets Kandi and Kenya at a candle shop. Kenya brings up that Marlo is trashing Kandi for her attempt to donate “used clothes” to her charity. Kandi mentions the stupid sauna scene where she was attacked. Randomly, Kandi tries to defend the vibrating panties thing again. Give it up Kandi.
Let’s All Go To Fat Camp
It’s time for the fake Drop It With Drew mess. I cannot believe that they are showing the women’s weight! I would not have gotten on that scale. The lies by Sheree start immediately. She claims she is wearing She By Sheree leggings, but then says it is a prototype. In other words, they don’t exist. She has a wok out mat that says She on in perhaps the other stuff we can read finishes the logo. You can get a workout mat that says whatever you want for $30 online. Oh and a water bottle. All coming soon. I CAN’T WITH THIS DELUSIONAL BITCH. No wonder Sanya doesn’t want another kid. SHE HAS ROCK HARD ABS.
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Before the class even starts Kandi is pissed that Marlo walked right past her and didn’t even acknowledge her. Then, she mentions that she heard she is trashing her to everyone. The other idiots defend Marlo by saying, they were all talking about her. Good to know. Right as the class starts, Todd gets a phone call and grabs Kandi and they walk out. WHEN IN THE HOLY HELL WILL THE ADS FOR THIS FUCKING MINION MOVIE STOP!? Kandi comes back in and grabs her stuff and runs out the door. It seems like someone jumped the gate and is on their property the cops called to see if they want to prosecute. They leave and go home.
Ding, Ding, Ding! The Main Event
Kenya comes in late and missed the whole class. Why didn’t Marlo think of that. She hates working out. Sanya, who doesn’t have an ounce of fat on her perfect body says that was not a beginners classed. It was very advanced. Then, shocker of all shockers, we learn that Drop It With Drew is not owned by Drew, it’s owned by the instructor, Jackie. Drew is the face of the new Atlanta market. She could not do any of the workout. Drew points out that Sheree’s business is not a business either.
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These bitches are all fighting about the Kandi situation and Kandi is not even there. I wonder who among them will call to check on Kandi? Is Mugshot Marlo really talking about Kenya hurting her feelings in her talking head? Girl please. Marlo is apparently pissed that Kenya told Kandi she was trashing her. So, she starts attacking Kenya with every low blow from her failed marriage to her fake booty. #Klazzy Kenya handles it well until Marlo starts getting all up in her face. Is this really about the Kandi situation? Marlo seems big mad for no reason at all. Sheree is apparently #TeamMarlo this season. Birds of a feather? Sheree does have a penchant for felons. Sheree, Drew and Monyetta walk with her to her car to be sure she is okay. Lines have been drawn. Sanya and Drew make up after the workout.
Marlo tries to say she fights fair. Production rolls the tape to prove otherwise. Apparently, Kandi’s intruder was trying to tell the sitter that Kandi had invited him over because he is a songwriter, and he is T.I.’s son.
Next week: Marlo kicks the boys out of her house? How old are they? Where will they go?
Hope you feel better soon !
Sheree has learned to wordsmith very well after being exposed as a 🤥 liar and a dead beat thief.
PRO-TO-TYPE, lmfao. I saw the mat and water bottle and it looked similar to what I bought my niece when she started college. It was a gift-monograming site. When I read what you wrote in the recap I spit the water I was drinking out of my mouth and nose😂😂
Then I thought, maybe Teresa passed on her PROP black leggings to Sheree for her faux product line. It really is insane, that she keeps talking about She by Sheree and nothing happens or changes. It’s the definition of insanity. She’s also really ballsy and desperate to create a story line around Kandi not being a good friend because her loser boyfriend can’t spring from the restraints of his legal conditions to serve and complete his sentence to come visit her sorry ass for a cup of coffee. Sheree can blame it on editing and the producers all she wants. I would not have gone nor would I have waited 2 hours. I am exhausted watching her posture as a victim.
RHOA is really insulting to our intelligence and jumped the shark.
I don’t think I can watch it anymore.
I really hate that Marlo is making me defend Kenya, because I’ve never liked Kenya but Marlos is an absolute ass. Brooklyn is so cute. Sanya should not have another child until she wants one. If one of us had slapped my mother on the butt, we wouldn’t have lived to talk about it. The candle making scenes were painful to watch. Can Housewives ever go anywhere without getting into a vulgar shouting match? I’m wondering if Marlo sent her nephews to live with their older sister even though they don’t know her that well & she’s only 27. I also wonder what she was making them do in what looked like her closet. She said that they weren’t acting right ever since the video call to their mother. WTH did she think was going to happen when they saw their mother acting like that? Then she sends them away? But she’s pissed because Kandi was going to give used clothes to her charity?
I hope Marlo wasn’t using those boys for a storyline.
She is turning them into entitled label-whoring assholes while SAYING she wants them to remember from whence they came.
She by Sheree, Sue by Sheree, Sham by Sheree, it’s all SHITE by Sheree.
Sanya has not made it nice with Drew, based on last night’s WWHL. How many kids will be calling Deuce “Number 2” and “Dropped a Deuce,” etc.? Worse than my friend naming her oldest son Larry Moe. At least she didn’t name the next one Curly Moe.
It’s all I can think about when I hear his name. Not great when you are also feeling sickly…I’m quite prone to throwing up, even when I’m not sick for random things.
Tamara, if you haven’t had COVID yet, please take a test. Your symptoms sound like any other cold or fever but they could be worse. For example, I was double vaxxed and (for context) we were tearing up tile in my house. I’m allergic to the dust and suddenly I had what appeared to be a sinus infection, I couldn’t focus, I needed solid sleep, etc. A little hot/cold but that was it. I was sure it wasn’t COVID but took a test because my friend urged me to. Sure enough… COVID! I went to bed and lived off of Emergen-C, tea, coffee, and Vitamin D (along with my regular vitamins). I’m not here to go into my story about it but wanted to share. I was mild and vaxxed but got infected anyway (and it was awful!)
I thought same thing. Sounds like could be Covid-19. This has been going on for awhile.
Oh my god, yes.
Given the wide range of symptoms and the transmissibility of Omicron, Covid is always a possibility.
Since an average of about 350 people in the US are still dying every day of Covid right now, worthwhile to at least rapid test.
If I have to hear one more time how upset Marlo is that used clothes were going to her charity because SHE doesn’t want HER girls to feel like they are less than????? Does she know how anti giving she sounds? How insulting it is to hear HER think that second hand clothes is something someone should feel less than about? Makes me think she is doing something else with those NEW clothes.
How dare she? People go in droves to second hand stores and look absolutely beautiful. What a nasty attitude!!!!
I hope you go to see a doctor soon, I am a little worried ! IT’s been too long !
I’m not watching RHOA. It has reached its expiration for me, but I read Tamara’s recaps. I’m worried too. It seems like you’ve been feeling sick and dealing with nausea and vomiting for awhile.
Marlo and Sheree are looking desperate, reaching for any little thing to hang on to. And it is not a good look.
Side note, I may be alone here on this, but I am really excited to see the new Minions movie. The first Minions movie had a really good soundtrack. And…. . I have just over stayed my welcome, no one else watches kids movies here but me.
Marlo has no storyline except for her nephews which is sad. She cloaks herself with designer clothes bc of her own self-worth issues and seems to be projecting that on the foster girls. Kandi wanted to donate used clothing. So what? All Marlo had to do was thank her and decline instead of going on and on about it as if Kandi had insulted her on purpose. Marlo’s fight w/ Kenya was old and tired. No woman’s value should be tied to her ability to get and keep a man – they are a dime a dozen. It only shows how Marlo feels about herself.
Sheree is still dumb. Stupid can be temporary but dumb is eternal. How hard is it to order a few workout things online, slap your logo on it and sell it? See what the market says and move from there. But the dummy wants to be the house of Chanel. The sad part is I like her casual style and would maybe buy it but she’d use the profits to buy magic beans.
Sanya talking to Ralph about having a baby was weird. And Ralph’s response about busy is just an excuse not to have a baby. Ummm, it’s a valid reason. And if you’re too busy to care for a kid why bring one into the world? My ex-husband and I had one kid. We had no support system and it was hard as heck – even miserable sometimes. We love him to pieces but he was work! He’s a grown-up now and a terrific person, btw.
So many fake story lines.
Sanya having another kid
Drew’s fake business
Marlo’s fake business. (Hoping she’s not using her nephew’s for a story line)
Sheree…everything’s fake
Kandi only cares about selling her wares, she’s the Bethenny of the RHOA. Enough with the marriage is in trouble, no one believes it.
The viewers are not stupid.
I like Kenya and her adorable daughter.
It’s getting tiresome..Boring.
Deuce is probably not the child’s name. The child is a II and has the same name as his father, so to distinguish the two, they call the baby Deuce which is a hybrid for words meaning two like deux etc… This is very common in African-American families. Thirds or III’s (third of their name), are frequently called Tre’s or Trey. OK, moving on…..this season is tired and feels used and recycled. This franchise has see it’s better days.
I get the low viewership. RHOA is boring the nonstop yelling is getting old. There really is not any storyline either. I can’t with Drew. If Kandi and Kenya were not on the show it would be completely unwatchable.