I’m trying to get through my DVR and get things down to a reasonable number of hours this morning. I had totally forgotten about RHODubai. It kind of got lost in the muddle of recordings. So I’m going to try and bang out a RHODubai recap. I’ve been up since four or five this morning so it seems like it should be nighttime for me! I’ve also been hydrating a lot due to Just Jenn helping with Instacart. I’m so grateful to have plenty of water and some gatorade. It’s really helping. I just managed to get porkchops in the oven. Now I need to buy Hazmat suit to address the situation in the kitchen. It’s disgusting.
Anyway, everyone who is actually watching Dubai LOVES IT! Chanel Ayan and pretty much all the rest of the ladies. Caroline Stanbury is the only person who is getting trounced. She is being called out for her behavior on this episode in particular.
Speaking of Caroline, we begin Caroline and Sergio going to the construction site where Caroline’s HUGE villa is being built. Sergio points out there is plenty of room for babies! Caroline is not hearing it. Sergio doesn’t know how surrogacy works. I doubt they even allow that in Dubai. Meanwhile, Brooks is looking at retail space for her spa. Nina talks to her husband Munaf about a birthday party for his business partner. It will be an all cast. Oh and her husband also wants to know what kind of Rolls Royce she wants. Oh and apparently people spend millions and millions of dollars to buy a license plate with a low number. I had never heard of this so I Googled it and it is true. Prestige is a big deal in Dubai.
I just opened my curtains for the first time in weeks. I was shocked at how high the front hedges had grown so quickly. Then I realized it wasn’t quick at all. I really need Lawn Kid to show up today. The grass also needs cutting again and back 40 is so out of control I’m going to need to call the guy with the rider. If no one shows up today, it will be Monday before anything is done. Sorry. I’m just seeing the outside world for the first time in close to a month. Lesa is trying to work in her office with three boys. Most of the office is a play area. Where is her nanny? Her husband runs the finances for her company as well as multiple finances for his own. She is pisssed she can’t do anything financial without his approval.
Ayan Almost Married Her Hot Cousin?!
Ayan and her husband have a son ready to go off to college. She literally wants to go with him. I do see her enjoying four years in Boise, Idaho. She mentions she was supposed to marry her cousin in an arranged marriage and she was fine with it because he was hot. But then, she fell in love with Chris. Huh? She asked Chris to marry her four times. When he finally said yes it was a week before the wedding to her cousin. Her family was pissed. Everything was done and paid for. Ayan and Chris seem to really be in love. Brooks is sending her kid to school on the bus and he is getting bullied.
Stanbury and Sara meet for lunch to chat. Caroline admits she didn’t go to Lesa’s fashion show because she isn’t doing anymore toxic situations. How is going to a fashion show Toxic? She says she just wants to be in her bubble right now. Oh Lordy, not another love bubble. Next. everyone gets ready for Nina’s husband’s party for his business partner, Bijan’s birthday extravaganza. Even extravaganza is not a big enough word for this event. It’s like Cirque de Solei on steroids and cost just under a million dollars. WOW.
The Main Event
This is going to be hard to follow because some of them are wearing masks. Lot’s them keep changing up their hair and wearing wigs. Marc emailed me this link the other day. Apparently, I have something in common with Brad Pitt! So, um… yay? Ayan and Stanbury do the housewife double kiss greeting. Sergio sits across from Stanbury which places him right next to Ayan. So she points out he has a lot of glitter in his beard. Meanwhile, Stanbury is lying to Lesa about really wanting to be at her fashion show to support her. But, Lesa is very skeptical. She thinks Stanbury just didn’t want to be around Ayan. She sure was able to show up to this over the top event thought.
Meanwhile, Ayan and Sergio are having a nice little chat. Didn’t we just go through this on Southern Charm with Kathryn’s boyfriend daring to speak so someone she didn’t like? This never ends well for the couple. As Sergio assures Ayan that he expects her and Stanbury will be good friends eventually. Meanwhile, Lesa is stuck trying to defend herself to Stanbury. Suddenly, the expected outrage explodes. Stanbury calls Sergio a girl and says he fucking loves everybody. Crime of the century? Then, she asks some white guy to come over. She tells him “my husband has become one of them!”
Twitter thinks this comment is about skin color. Apparently, Lesa does too because she asks Stanbury twice, “what is them” and says she is dying to hear her answer. Stanbury ends her tirade with, “I hope she is going to suck your dick.” I mean, I wouldn’t mind. I too love Sergio.
Did Stanbury Get Dropped On Her Head As A Child?
Ayan had gone to the bathroom before all of this drama started so Lesa fills her in when she returns. Ayan says she is tired of being nice to this bitch, she is so evil! I guess Stanbury went somewhere for a hot minute too. When she came back, everyone was talking about how awful she is. She denies saying what she just said. Production rolls back that beautiful bean footage and plays it again. It just happened minutes ago. She does a complete one eighty and says what she said was that she thought it was nice that Sergio and Ayan were chatting. WTF?
The she has the audacity to accuse LESA of stirring the pot? Make it make sense. Well, this sudden event of Stanbury and Ayan hugging it out doesn’t make sense either. These girls don’t need to be friends with Stanbury if she is going to be a pot stirring delusional bitch all the time. Ah, Ayan is not buying it.
Next Week THIS HAPPENS:
Phaedra can barely afford air fare to Dubai. In coach. Why the hell would she try to pretend like has anywhere near this kind of money? It’s so ridiculous.
WWHL With Dorit And Stanbury
Caroline defends laying in the bed her dog peed in. Caroline announces that they have a baby boy on ice. She says she IS going to carry it. No surrogate. But, do we really need to replicate her genes? Dorit takes Sutton’s side over the dark comments drama. SORT OF. Caroline continues to talk crap about Ayan. This is just too ridiculous to watch. I can’t believe I bothered to pull a photo. Sergio is there. His father offered him a very large sum of money not to date her. Dorit says she has been “officially diagnosed with PTSD.