The title has me worried that this is going to be another Sheree and Tyrone focused RHOA recap. How did this show get so bad? I believe last week was the first time it hit a million. RHOBH still beats it every week. Why am I not in charge of approving storylines? 🙂 After pulling photos it looks more like attacking Drew. Le Sigh. I am a bit late getting started but I’m feeling better and ready to go!
Drew arrives to dinner and is sweet to Sanya. Sanya seems ready to make peace with Drew, but from the previews it doesn’t go that way. Then Sanya whips out one of her gold medals to go to the best dancer in their former contest. And the winner is… Marlo! In interviews, people seem to think that was a little much.
The Peace Doesn’t Last Long
Right away there is an issue over Sanya using Drew’s glam team to touch up her makeup. The guy told Sanya it was $25 but Drew never gave Sanya contact information for her to pay it. As, Mama Joyce says why are they arguing over such and in consequential thing. If I were Drew I would have just paid it. Why are these “rich” women arguing over $25? Sanya’s mama decides to jump into the argument. Everyone including broke Sheree jumps on Drew. Sheree is the one who doesn’t pay her contractors, ALLEGEDLY, even though I have talked to some of them. Sanya screams about being a four time Olympic gold medalist.
Everyone just loves to drag Drew. Then, we move on to Kandi and Kenya. Kandi is pissed that Kandi was told by Drew instead of Kenya that the vibrating panties were offensive. I think the entire Internet felt that way. Who goes to a Broadway play wearing such a thing. I’m no prude but that’s for a couple to decide if maybe they are going to a strip club. Not a Broadway play with a bunch of women. Kandi points out she has been in movies that were sexual. That is not the same thing. Kenya can be as sexual as she wants in films and her private relationships. And thankfully, this ridiculous scene is done. It should have been about the food!
Marlo Does Women’s Expo
I think Women’s Expo is a HUGE scam but that is just my opinion. But, Marlo is off to make a side check. I probably would too depending on the pay if I were a housewife. Marlo is there to promote, Time Out Glam it up, that has been around for eleven years. It’s about helping foster care girls with clothes and makeup that make them feel beautiful. That’s very admirable. Across town, Sanya talks to her family about the other girls. Drew calls Marlo and they talk about Kenya. Marlo is pissed that Kenya went to Sanya’s dinner but skipped her event (I think the one for Sheree?) the day before. Drew says that Sanya is “betting on the wrong team.” I honestly don’t know who the teams are this season.
Sanya is trashing Drew to her family at the same time (allegedly) as Marlo and Drew are on the phone. Sanja seems especially focused and hurt because Drew said she was clout chasing. Sanja points out she is the one with the clout (four Olympic gold medals). She isn’t wrong but it is always best for others to point that out rather than constantly reminding people of it. I dated a guy for a while who was previously dating an Olympic gold medalist in track. I thought her name was Kim, but I don’t really remember and that was a long, long time ago. Then, Marlo trashes Kandi for not doing something for Sheree at OLG with everyone.
I thought I might point out the yard that Sheree claimed her kids played in back in the day when she was suing me. LOL. I am still not sure if I believe she is living there. And there is no way IN MY OPINION she bought the furniture, she’s always RENTED furniture. Thankfully, her kids are old enough to live on their own now. Anyway, Sheree has a “life coach.” He comes around to cry about Tyrone ghosting her. He points out that Tyrone was in prison. I’ll spare you the rest of it. She clearly wants to get back with Tyrone. Then, she brings up her She By Sheree line. God no.
Kandi is trying to declutter so she can donate clothes and stuff to foster kids to support Marlo. Kandi is one to always support other housewives until recently. She is DONE with Marlo now.
I thought I posted this. It’s must see TV!
Anyway Todd is upset by Kandi’s lesbian role in one of her acting jobs. Kandi calls Marlo to find out how to donate some of her clothes to her charity. Marlo has the NEVER to say that she doesn’t take “hand me downs.” Hell, if I was the size of any of these women, I’d kill for some hand me downs. Sure I live in men’s pajamas and sweats and a t-shirt. But, you never know, I may go somewhere someday. And I’ve seen Kandi in real life and she is kid sized and very small. She looks A LOT thicker on the show. That is not reality.
What the Hell Is A Womelette?
Sheree and Kenya meet for womelettes? Apparently it is an omelette cooked on a waffle iron. Because why? Sorry but that is not a thing. Kenya is struggling with her business. With the shipping problem, she can’t get her product in time to fulfill her orders for WalMart. Why is she making her products in China? Sheree tries to come part her five t-shirts and a random pair of sweatpants to Kenya’s hair line. No, girl, no. Just STFU. Oh god, Sheree has no team because every time she meets with males they all want to “get with her. Dear Lord. No one wants to get with Sheree that is why she has to “date” people in prisons! But once they get out they are no longer interested.
Kenya is pissed that Marlo accused her of not coming to support Sheree at the one guest event because she is not really sick. Kenya goes all the way in on Marlo to Sheree. You know Sheree is going to repeat every word of this conversation to Marlo. It would not shock me if she was taping the whole thing. Sheree says she would have gone to a more expensive place if she knew Kenya was picking up the bill. That may be the only truthful thing she has said on this show. I don’t get why Kenya would want Sheree on her side other than she is super dumb and will do anything things she says. That is reason enough I guess.
All The Ladies Go Out Together
While they wait for the other ladies, Marlo tells Drew and Sanya about her bad day. Her sister is actually incarcerated for a “minor traffic violation.” But, everytime she goes to court, The judge sees that there are mental health issues. And of course this country does nothing about that and it is EXTREMELY expensive to get mental health care. And really hard to know where to go when you are having these problems. I had someone kind enough to help me out with that when I needed that the most. And am now able to do it on my own, even though I could use a new therapist. I’ve forgotten Raven Simone’s real name during the pandemic. Y’all know I give them all fake names when I used to talk about my therapy. The last one REALLY looked like Raven Simone. Anyway, her sister needs to go to inpatient but she refuses.
I don’t know how I became Team Marlo. Kandi is not there because she is filming a TV show, A La Carte. Kandi trashes her for kind offer to donate clothes. Kenya says she grew up on “hand me downs.” Marlo and Kenya get into it. Marlo mocks her for wearing a wig. Kenya has clearly said she has not been feeling well. Kenya does have good hair. But doing your hair is hard enough when you are not sick. It’s fine when you just throw a wig on. Could it look better if she had brushed it out? Sure, but she has to work even when she doesn’t feel like it. Why is Marlo riding so hard to bash Kenya.? Marlo moves on to Kandi bashing. Sheree says Marlo was not there for her either.
Why The Hell Does Sanya Attack Drew In Every Scene?
If Sanya has all the clout as she says why does she keep on attacking Drew? I love Drew, but I am in the minority of the Internet. So why is Sanya so pressed about here all the time? This reminds me of a litter of puppies where the weakest one is picked on by the rest of the dog fight. And it is WRONG. Sheree tries to hold Sanya back and Kenya of all people is protecting Drew. Drew leaves. Kenya goes after her. Sanya says that Drew needs to communicate in a civil way? Then Kenya tells Drew that she cut Sanya off. Sanya is going to Portland for some kind of Nike event and wants to invite everyone to go with here.
Sadly, later, Marlo has a video chat with her sister and the boys. She is hoping they can talk her into inpatient care. She would not come back to the phone once her boys were there and she got violent in the jail so that is not going to happen. I hope that Marlo has filed for full custody of the boys because it is clear that her sister is not going to be able to do it. Marlo is great for jumping in.
Sorry for the delay. See you next week. I’m gonna watch WWHL with Kenya and comment below if anything interesting happens.