Good morning! I was harder than usual to force myself to wake up at the ripe old hour of 8 pm to do a RHOBH recap. I honestly cannot take more any more of Crystal beating the same dead horse. What’s it been for episodes now? Not even Dorit’s “poor pitiful me act” can drown this skirmish out. It’s time to either stone Sutton to death or LET THE MOUSE GO! ENOUGH!
These Antidepressants Are Really Killing It
I do not understand the need for “glam” at the beach. People who wear a full face of makeup at the beach are missing the whole point. People who fly in glam teams are MORONS. At what point did we all need someone else to do our hair a makeup? On your wedding day, sure. That’s about it. Dirty Diana continues to be obsessed with Sutton’s version of vegetarian. She’s right. A lot of people are everything but bacon or everything but pork. We love our pork in the south. Why is everyone so pressed about Sutton. Is it because she is richer than they are?
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Erika talks about the wonders of Lexapro. Lucky her getting one that works for her on the first try. That almost never happens. The only anxiety med that works for everyone is Xanax and doctors are allowed to subscribe many of those. Garcelle asks if her unmedicated behavior was “borderline bully.” She says she was called bully in a court filing that day. She doesn’t give a fuck. Sutton is thinking about taking the LSAT that just gets you into law school based on your score. If she is a bad test taker as she says, she might as well give up now. There are a shit ton of tests between the LSAT and the bar unless she plans to try to Kim K it. Lisa talks about Lois sending her signs. I believe that too.
Surfs Up Or Bottoms Up?
Kyle, Sutton, and Garcelle decide to explore the town. Meanwhile Erika, Crystal and Rinna attempt to learn to surf. On of the ways I judge new people is I try to find out if they think it is funny if someone takes a hard fall. If the do, I immediately dislike them. So, I feel a tiny bit hypocritical for finding our surfer girls wiping out completely hysterical. Wait. Is Kyle shopping in a bathrobe? There has to be a middle ground between full glam in a bathrobe and normal behavior. EVERY SINGLE THING KYLE MAKES IS MUUMUUS for the beach! THIS IS THE TIME FOR KYLE’S clothing line. She should have everyone in it! It’s perfect for Punta Mita!
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The girls have rum drinks at a boutique. Garcelle drops the bomb that she has purchased a small beach house to restore. It may be small but it is right on the water. The retail therapy seems to be working for everyone. The store is very expensive. Why? This is Mexico! Not where you buy a $5,000 ring, Sutton. I guess Dirty Diana didn’t go with either group. Kyle and the girls talk about Crystal’s attacks on Sutton. The other group joins in the attacks on Sutton. I hate these people. I would get rid of Erika, Crystal, and Dirty Diana. Erika hypes up Crystal repeatedly telling her that Sutton called her a liar. Rinna is team Erika so she joins in. Kyle doesn’t seem like she is part of the stupid foxes. She corroborates Sutton’s story about Crystal’s former friends.
Dirty Diana’s Secrets Come Out!
Why are there so many damn flashbacks about nothing this season. Oh Lord. It’s a full moon and time for dinner. This is going to be bad! Diana and Crystal both wore bird earrings in honor of Lois. OMG! Rinna brings up Diana’s book Room 23. It’s supposedly nothing more than photos of her available escorts in a hotel room. I wasn’t sure they would go there. My source is rather tight lipped about Diana. OMG! Rinna was in the book naked! Holy Crap! Then she talks to producers about being accused of being a sex trafficker and a high class madam! Now I am awake!
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Then it is suddenly time for an energy clearing ceremony. It could not come at a better time but did Diana leave the table to avoid talking about the book? It seems she is back. Then, Erika starts moving in on Sutton, on behalf of Crystal of course. Anything, to fuck with Sutton. Rinna is a nodding bobblehead next to Erika. Oh, Rinna, you disappoint me so. Ertika says that Crystal was crying all day because she feels like an easy target. WTF? Crystal is the bully! Sutton is the target. Kyle is Team Sutton. Yet, Sutton apologizes. Garcelle says that Erika wants to get all in this drama to keep the spotlight off of her. Crystal gives a sort of apology. Could these two finally drop this crap? PULEASE?
I Hate You, I Like You
Why does Dirty Diana keep trying to jump in to defend Crystal? No one even knows who this woman is? And she keeps on bringing up the bacon eating vegetarian crap. Why is Sutton trying to defend herself to Diana. Sutton goes to the bathroom and Kyle goes with her. Thank God Sutton has Kyle and Garcelle on her side, at least for now. I agree that Erika is loving that no one is talking about her lawsuits except for her. Kyle tries to keep Sutton from a full blown panic attack. Diana starts crying and blames it on being full of hormones. Perhaps for MENOPAUSE, but certainly not so you can “have another baby.”
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Everyone except Garcelle is throwing themselves at Diana. This is not how newbies are usually received. Garcelle is not having it and just wants to enjoy her dinner. Sutton returns and apologizes to Diana. Crystal and Diana and Dorit go to the bathroom. Kyle and Garcelle are all the way over Crystal. Erika is still not paying attention to the fact Crystal was dumped by fourteen friends.
Next week: Dirty Diana tries to take on the victim role. Sorry, bitch, you need to get in line for that. Garcelle tells Rinna that Denise is coming to her party and she is sad that Rinna will not be there. Somebody got bitten by a jelly fish and of course Erika wants to pee on her.
Up until now, I’ve really liked Crystal. I’ve given her many benefits of doubt, and I’m even willing to consider the possibility that she’s telling the truth about Sutton’s allegedly “dark” comments. But unless Crystal and whoever’s piling on over at TikTok provide more details that can actually be corroborated, I can’t take any more “dark” speculation. Either tell us what Sutton said, or drop the “dark” kabuki theater already!
As for Diana, I’ve also been trying to give her plenty of benefit of doubt. I’m still having a hard time figuring out who to believe regarding the *Room 23* rumors. Will we ever know what really happened there?
I thought last week that Erica asked crystal if Sutton was a racist. If I remember right Crystal never answered. If she had just said No- would that have ended it right there? She won’t answer direct questions. She talks in circles. I am with Kyle -never thought I would ever say that —on this one, crystal’s behavior does seem intentional. I do not enjoy Diana. She seems fake ans I keep wondering why this very wealthy woman wants to be on a housewife show.
I. Cannot.
Please Mr. Wizard, make Erika go to jail.
Amen! I 💯 agree with you!
No to Diana. She adds nothing! Leave Sutton alone. I hate what Crystal is doing and loved her friendship with Sutton. Rinna adds nothing at this point. Get rid of Erika. I don’t want to see her drunk antics while on anxiety meds. I still like Garcelle. Kyle-meh. When will we see Kathy Hilton?
I still cannot understand most of the women on RHODUBAI so I’ll just read the recaps.
I just noticed I didn’t even mention Dorit. That’s how much impact she has this season.
Great comments – I agree with you 100%. I feel Bravo needs to recast this show entirely. At this point it’s simply the same people bringing nothing to the show. Rinna, Dorit, Kyle, Erika – Bravo stop renewing their contracts. They bring NOTHING to this show.
This show is becoming impossible to watch. I’m only watching for Garcelle at this point.
Y’all are all still watching, and it is the highest rated housewives franchise currently airing. Sadly only about half the viewers stick around for Dubai.
Okay how is it possible that you can take anti depressants or Xanax while drinking alcohol and not go crazy??! Erika on lexapro and Dorit on Xanax…… I made the mistake of taking cold medicine one day in the morning and a Xanax in the evening and it send me to the hospital 😩
Likely, lexapro is NOT her first psychotropic med and she HAS mixed alcohol and meds before, she knows how her body will respond. Erika is a liar so she has probably been on different medications, not just lexapro.
I’m watching WWHL and Kyle is on. She looks terrible to me in her low cut dress with her boobs hanging out. She’s the age that her boobs just look like they are hanging low. Not a good look.
Kyle was trashed on WWHL, acting like a cool sorority girl. I just can’t with her barking laugh.
I thought the same thing THEN when Kyle made a statement recently that she had a breast reduction and will never have to wear a bra again I WAS LIKE you should get a refund on that breast reduction lift you paid for.
My cousin had a breast reduction because they were HUGE and literally jacking up her back. Hers came out great and she is now pain free.
I didn’t think Kyle was naturally large breasted enough to need a reduction so I am calling it a boob lift ⬆️
I think she was definitely big enough for a reduction. I recently had one and not wearing a bra anymore is flippin fantastic haha
Good for you. My cousin says it was the best money she ever spent. Maybe it was the way Kyle was slumped over on WWHL
I always thought she had a good figure and never understood why she had body image problems. I couldn’t notice the reduction-so when somebody said she had a reduction I was shocked
Cheers 🥂
Kim is stick and Kyle has “stick envy”
Huh? I don’t think Kyle envies anything about Kim. Kyle and Kathy pay her rent, both are married with families and Kim is all alone last I heard. It would not be safe, for Kim to come back to this environment. But, it is looking like she might…
Full refund—what a mess —if she tugged that dress one more time in WWHL—it was so distracting—just stick to kaftans Kyle—(and I’m not hating on kaftans—) we don’t have to watch her walk when she’s in one—otherwise…you can take the girl off the saddle butThe Little House something stuck somewhere awkward walk remains—Crystal is the new Teddi—wrong age, boring, defensive…and Diana belongs in Hooterville in Green Acres—Rinna too—exhibitionist since long before hercDepends coin….sigh…disappointing season again…
I agree. It was very distracting watching Kyle pull up her dress the entire time. You can tell she wasn’t comfortable.
Can someone please catch me up on the Room 23 rumours?
For at least 10 years there have been rumors online that Diana Jenkins is some kind of high-end madam and that her Room 23 book was a sort of catalog of her offerings.
I first heard about it in connection with rumors that Hayden Panetiere was a call girl (or yacht girl or whatever you want to call her).
In subsequent years, other gossip sites have expanded on this to make wild allegations of her and Sean Penn of using their foreign aid charity for trafficking.
That’s awful if true. Yuk
Just read the deep dive into the Hayden/Diana connection last night!
now THIS is something they should be diving deep into, not how long Crystal is fake crying at a gorgeous beach
Wow! That’s some good tea! Thanks, I’m gonna dig into all I can find about this.
I’m team SUTTON. I’m glad Kyle and Garcelle have spoken up. I don’t understand Rinna – she’s heard about, or knows, the friend group that dropped Crystal because of identical behavior. Rinna is so far up Erika’s ass and I have yet to figure that out either. I do not care for Dirty Diana. I’ve heard of diva celebrities before, but this woman sending her people ahead of her to get everything perfect is ridiculous. I agree with a commenter above – WTH is she doing on a reality show????
Something’s not right with Diana. When you come from nothing, you don’t turn into an out of touch eccentric that needs a team to set up her suite so she feels at home for only two freaking days.
Tom has dirt on ALL of them.
I wonder if Teddi is the source of the stories about Crystal not being able to keep her friends. Supposedly Teddi is/was friends with Crystal and may have been who recommended Crystal for the show.
On another note..when are we getting Sheree Zampino?? Hopefully next week at Garcelle’s party.
Erika is to Sutton what Teresa was to Margaret. Erika is going after Sutton and wants everyone else to turn on her too, all because Sutton knows exactly who she is, a crook.
Make the Crystal “ feelings “ saga STOP! Dorit is so desperate to make her “break in “ the focal point, but it’s not working.
I like Kyle this season…wait, who said that, me?
Garcelle is soooo over the fake bullish-t.
i like Kyle too! (this season) and your Teresa/Erika analogy is spot-on.
This season is just so boring so far.
It feels like most of the cast has done nothing but wind up Crystal and Sutton to fight with each other for their amusement. But unfortunately Sutton and Crystal are both such awkward people/weak fighters that there’s nothing entertaining about any of this.
And Crystal and Sutton were just at a baseball game together a couple weeks ago too so they remained friends (or friendly) through all of it.
I agree with ya’ll, like, Crystal either say it or drop it. Why is Crystal so insecure around this group? She is 40 after all. It’s uncomfortable. I think she seemed most comfortable when hanging out with Sutton and Garcell, so why try to ruin that?
Dianna is so wierd and fake seeming. If there’s a hidden criminal background I’m here for it, otherwise she has to go.
Erica, strongly is likeable this season! If only she would just hand over her earrings or hold a fundraiser or something! Gosh her PR team is terrible.
The rest are pretty fun this year. I wish poor Dorit would get some attention from the women about her break in. They’re all so busy stirring up drama and there sits Dorit not sleeping. She probably should have taken a few weeks off of filming.
strangely* not strongly*
I’m glad to see Sutton really standing up for herself. Idk why crystal was acting like a victim wasn’t she just standing to Sutton last year? Crystal do not fit in this group of women, she is really odd diamond out. Im curious to know if one of those 14 friends was Teddi since she was friends with her in real life. It seems like crystal is stirring stuff up because production probably threaten to take her Diamond away. Cause she doesn’t have anything going on for herself. Erika and Rinna are gaslighting Crystal so much, it sad that she’s believing them. What is up with Erika valley girl voice, maybe I’ve never noticed it but what’s up with it? Garcelle really hit the nail on the head saying Erika is deflecting everything to everyone else and using crystal as bate to try to get to hate Sutton like she does. I’m shocked production brought up the Madame allegations. If she was someone else friend Rinna would’ve RAN with that the way she’s been running with the kathy allegations! Overall glad this episode had a lot going on but it was great!
Just saw pics of Diana’s old face and wowza…. Would never have known it was her! Why do ladies change their faces so much?!!!
Sort of a snoozer – wish someone would come for Erika – she’s so unlikable.
Diana kind of stepped into it when an account posted her old face and new one, because then Diana made a swipe about them being a Black content creator (” “It can’t feel good being a black content creator,” is the direct quote from Diana.)
She then used the “not from this country” defense after Crystal (!) yelled at her about it.
Yes! I want Sutton to continue standing up for herself and stop apologizing. She apologizes like an adult when needed. But some of the others take that as a sign of weakness. I like her friendship with Crystal and wish they’d work it out without the others interfering. But that’s too much to hope for. Sigh. I want a couple of housewives who don’t bring the drama. It’s a nice balance to the Rinnas and Erikas and Dorits.
I hope Kyle and Garcelle are trying to help Sutton secure her job as a real housewife instead of trying to wind her up and watch her have an emotional breakdown. I also hope Erika and Rinna are trying to help Crystal secure her job. Otherwise, it is hard to watch. They’re manipulating Sutton and Crystal and it is not a good look (unless it is to help them but how will we ever really know?). The way Rinna smiled when Sutton left the table was telling. She got what she wanted and Rinna’s smirk was congratulating Erika. Yeah Team! Sick.
Diana is boring and I don’t find anything likable about her so far.
Love Kyle, Sutton, and Garcelle. Rinna always wins me over even when I don’t like her behavior. I like Dorit but I still don’t think we’re getting the full story about the robbery. I’m not interested in Dorit’s anxiety over the robbery. I would feel differently if I believed her.
I hope Erika shows the audience exactly who she is next week.
Erica is a snake. Not a snake in the grass, one that slithers across your walkway when you habe your hands full of groceries! I cannot stand her. Rinna is trash.
Must we stoop to calling people trash? We are better than that in the political threads.
Thank you Tamara. I cringe when people call other people trash. People are not trash
Meh, Rinna and trash seem to go together pretty well I think.
I’m starting to think that KG and the WLS may go together pretty well.
This show is downright painful anymore. I never thought the day would come that I’d throw in the towel for this franchise. Once again TT you saved me from that hour of my life I’d lose by watching this. Sheesh keep it up bravo, the summer free from bravo is really picking up steam in my house. The room 23 thing seems to be the only thing on intrigue from this episode.
Apologies if this has already been said but is Diana the proprietor of the escort agency Crystal said she worked at in Two Truths and a Lie last season? I didn’t understand why Diana was offering to be her “bodyguard” and then repeating almost verbatim Crystal’s views on Sutton being awkward but is this why?
I don’t want to not like Crystal but I feel it’s going that way.
Hmmmmm I dunno maybe.
That’s amazing detective work !
I thought it was interesting that Diana was saying to Sutton, stop interrupting me and let me finish my sentence but the fight began when Diana kept interrupting Sutton’s sentence about being a nice person. Sutton only said it 3 times because she was interrupted all 3 times by Diana when she started the same sentence. If Diana has shut up and listened instead of interrupting Sutton there would have never been a fight.
Rinna’s so two faced. In her confessionals she can say she heard the same stories about Crystal, but then throw stink faces at Sutton when she brings it up. It’s so sad how Rinna isn’t a trustworthy friend. I’m glad Klye pointed out that Crystal has a pattern.
It has seemed like Rinna has a few patterns since she joined.
Attack the weakest.
Turn on a supposed friend.
Live by a different set of rules than you apply to others.
Oh. My. God. THESE WOMEN!
Dump Diana, Rinna, Erika, and Crystal. I will not watch another episode of this debacle. I was not crazy about Kathy either because she played it to close and she portrayed herself to be so innocent. I suppose I’m just tired of the Housewives period.
If Bravo brings back Kathy and Kim back then I’m DONE. The exploitation of an alcoholic is pathetic on all fronts. Every move Kim makes will be under scrutiny. I don’t care how many years sober she has or any alcoholic has. I find Kyle’s behavior toward Kim to be very cruel.
I realize they need to prolong drama and conflict but if everyone just changed the subject when Crystal started in with the “dark” talk it would have so much more impact. Crystal seems to enjoy having everyone stirred up about what ever the hell supposedly happened. It is sad to me that these women are portraying the worst stereo type of women. We need to see more positive role models of females. All this shit stirring and back stabbing just sickens me.
Me, too! I still cringe remembering Erica calling Sutton the “c” word last season. Talk about trash! There was a time when I watched 3 housewives shows. I’m down to 1 and am quickly approaching zero.
I just can’t stand Crystal. She is mean and manipulative. I’d be the fifteenth friend to dump her ass.
Every group has one or two drama queens or divas or demanding or annoying people. We all have our quirks. Every large group has smaller, closer groups within it. It seems to me that if in a large friend group of 15 people, 14 of them get together and decide they just can’t anymore with one of them, the person they dumped must be a complete whack-o who made every gathering uncomfortable. Just like we are seeing now. 14 people and NONE of them want to spend any time with you? The problem is you.
The “14 friends” comments are so specific that I am pretty sure it must be an organization. When I was in the Junior League in Dallas, we had Activity Groups for various interests (Book Club, Antiques, Gardening, Discussion groups, singing, knitting, Investment Club, Supper Club etc.)
Here in Southern California there are two social clubs that each have a dozen sub-groups (similar to the ones I listed above, with potluck lunches and more sporty stuff~ tennis, golf, pickleball, walk-and-talk.)
Based on my experience with these, I suspect she was in some sub-group or club. For example, possibly Mandarin Language afternoons, or Chinese calligraphy, or maybe nothing to do with her heritage, such as Cooking Club. Some had caps. 15 would be a reasonable cap for a group. So if Crystal were dropped, she’d be out those 14 friendships and the activity.
Outside of a club, nobody enumerates groups of friends. And the edges are fuzzy, with some people you see a couple times of year may or may not consider you a friend. “Best Friends”, “activity friends”, church friends, neighbors. So-called “friends” on Facebook would tally hundreds, but would you know that exactly 14 dropped you?
Week 3 of being consciously-uncoupled from this show. Never used to miss an episode but the last few seasons have been alternately boring and uncomfortable to watch. I couldn’t sign on to the “break-in” BS and sounds like I haven’t missed a GD thing since Get it together producers. You’re losing viewers. (TY to TT for your sacrificial viewing so that the rest of us may watch real estate shows instead)
Best part of the show was when Garcelle told Erika she was bugging the shit out of her because of her trying to speak for Crystal! Loved it! Funny how quick Erika wound down after that since she apparently didn’t dare mouth off to Garcelle. Garcelle called it correct in her talking head too when she said Erika is trying to take the heat off of her and transfer it to Sutton because she doesn’t like her. Cant wait to see Sheree Zampino on this season, I loved watching her on Hollywood Exes 🙂
I think Erika is the one afraid of Garcelle (the true and new HBIC).
So true. Erika like some of the others, picks on those she thinks are weak (Sutton) or easily manipulated (Crystal).
Loved that too! It was quick. It was real. And Erica shut right up. I want to be Garcelle!!!
Okay let’s get this straight. Crystal is on a trip with two friends who have had terrible traumas. Dorit has just had her home broken into and a gun put to her head. Rinna has just watched her mom die in hospice.
But the real trauma is something Sutton supposedly said a year ago to Crystal. Something so insignificant it took Crystal a year to bring up.
So, instead of showing support and comfort to her friends she spends multiple days crying and whining. And doing divisive things that are splitting up the group.
What a friend!
And, Diane please drop the Zsa Zsa Gabor act….just saying.
I agree with you. Crystal stirs the pot and is so insensitive to others.
Last year at the reunion she cried when Andy brought up the subject of how much Asian-Racism hate she was receiving on social media.
IT WAS VERY SAD and difficult to watch. I genuinely felt bad for her.
This is just a theory but do you think Crystal is projecting all of her trauma from racists idiots onto Sutton because she is a white, southern women – a soft public target 🎯 ?
I think Crystal has her angry gun pointed in the wrong direction.
I so agree. She is making assumptions about Sutton because she is a Southern white woman. Also, Sutton might not be as sensitive as she could be about Crystals background. I think she is trying to understand, but maybe not quite getting it. By the way, RHWBH was a answer on Jeopardy the other day. No one knew the answer.
Exactly this!
You just very eloquently succinctly pointed out what REAL FRIENDS do vs. fake friends.
Many of women on now are not friends, they are WORK “FRIENDS.” Most of us would be fired for committing these HR felonies. Bravo should do a better job of casting “friends.”
The other part of this is that most of these bitches are more concerned with Sutton’s “dark” comment than comforting their supposed friends who have gone through touch shit.
Or MAKING IT NICE for their friends who are hurting.
YOU nailed it.
They are so self absorbed and have no self awareness at all.
Whether you like Rinna or not HER mother literally just died. She packed her shit up and showed up for work. Dorit just had her home robbed which is horrible BUT a I do not believe she was held at gunpoint. Either way, the others have no concern or care about anything but this stupid “dark” story line. Maybe it’s editing IDK.
They are all so dehumanizing to me. It really is a turn off.
I think Kyle had the most compassion and conversations with Dorit and Rinna. IMO Kyle seemed genuinely concerned and inquired about their well being.
If me and you were robbing a house and for whatever reason decided to loudly break a glass door, AND we had weapons, would we pull out our weapons the second we entered the house? And you know bring something to carry out the stuff with?
SUPPOSEDLY, they thought they were BURGLARIZING a house.
So, breaking glass to enter and not bringing anything to carry the loot makes sense. Black men who LIVE in those exclusive SoCal areas get pulled over. They didn’t want to get caught with a “burglary kit.”
But they bring GUNS along? Worse than a burglary kit bust. The only reason to bring them into an empty house is in case someone came home or security showed up.
Something stinks. But Dorit does show signs of trauma. And that EMDR therapy WORKS. I’ve known two people who successfully used it for ongoing “Groundhog Day” trauma /anxiety.
I agree with you 💯
When our home was robbed in the 70’s
We had just arrived home from a family day out and I ran up the stairs to my bedroom I screamed downstairs MOM why did you take my pillow cases off of my pillows-where are my pillow cases?
My father climbed the stairs 3 at a time yelling get out get out of the house. Now that I am old enough and my parents explained it to me many years later. The burglars used my pillow cases to put everything in that they stole, jewelry, my mothers silver set etc. The burglars didn’t brake any glass they picked the lock and got in. We spent the night at my grandparents house around the block and the next day my father had a locksmith put 5 dead bolts put on every door.
Dorits situation they used her comforter to take everything out of the house. If the robbers had brought bags to haul the stolen property out with it would prove intent. I think if they were caught with a gun it would have been armed robbery instead of braking and entry. A difference of 5 to 15 years in jail. IMO these idiots shattered her glass door not thinking anyone was home. A lot of times these home invasions and car thefts are done by minors under 18 years old recruited by older members so if they get caught they will be charged as a minor and not an adult. It’s an initiation
BUT if you and I were to rob a house together I don’t think we would break a glass door and hope nobody was inside with a weapon that could kill our asses. 🙂
Garcelle is by far my favorite. She was gorgeous at that stupid dinner .
Dear Crystal,
You cannot be the perpetrator and then the victim. Periodt!
Sincerely,
Jaded
So true. But I’m still giving Crystal a chance. She seems to be stirring up trouble to ensure her place but she’s not very good at it.
She really is not good at it. We shall see what happens. Still time to redeem herself.
I watched WWHL because my BFF told me “my boyfriend,” Brandon McMillan was on.
I had to recover the unwatched /deleted RH Dubai so I could see the obnoxious tacked on WWHL because the standalone WWHL taping was missing the beginning. MORE OBNOXIOUS.
SO… after seeing Kyle on WWHL, I had to recover the unwatched /deleted RHOBH.
Erika is unbearable. Her “mothering” act is hysterical, vis-a-vis her “non-mothering” of her birth son.
I HATE Erika’s fashion — the latex, the track suits as fashion, and the oversized shirts with her ass hanging out. FUG in all caps! She looks manlier every week. Her using the glam squad while trying YET ANOTHER SCAM/LIE to keep those fucking earrings. OB-FUCKING-SCENE!
I was glad that someone earlier on here mentioned Erika’s Valley Girl accent. Everyone rips on Dorit, who after spending years abroad and living with British PK and Boy George was bound to pick up a hybrid accent. But no one ever mentions Erika’s VG vocal fry. Gag me with a spoon!
This show is getting boring and redundant. The only people I even like this season are Garcelle and Kyle.
FYI WWHL with Kyle last night was fire. I recapped the whole thing at the end of the RHODUBAI recap. Because that is where they tacked it on. Longest WWHL EVER! There was just so much happening!
I’d also like to point out that RHOBH ratings are GREAT this season. Pretty sure they are higher than anything else currently airing on Bravo.
Did you all see the sneaky smile Erika and Rinna gave one another when Sutton got up and left the dinner for her bathroom meltdown? Erika is fighting a proxy war with Sutton via Crystal. But is it a war if it’s one sided?
Erika is a disgusting mean girl. Rinna is a bobblehead who goes along with wherever the wind is blowing. How is Kyle, who has no storyline, the voice of reason this episode??
Crystal has so much baggage from her life and the experiences she’s had. She thinks Sutton is her whipping boy to get her frustrations out. Maybe she should stick to renovating her basement and focus on not going over budget.
The Room 23 thing was all over the internet all those years ago. I read it on a gossip blog back then and they had especially scandelous things to say about Hayden Pannietiere. Everyone was talking about it. It’s kinda interesting how it’s open for discussion again.
Portia – great take! I agree w everything you said but missed the whole Room 23 thing. Damn! Time to go down the rabbit hole.
It was Erika who kept pressing things and speaking while Crystal just sat there. I agree with the others who have said Erika hates Sutton because Sutton called her out, and so Erika just wants to 1) try to hurt Sutton and 2) keep attention away from her own legal woes. And Erika’s “fashion” is terrible.
This whole show is just so un-fun.
Omg I forgot the outfit Erika was wearing! She was dressed in an 80s tracksuit during the dinner! At least that’s what it looked like. She says fashion is art, meanwhile she spends the most on glam and dresses the worst. It’s interesting how different their bodies are, everyone dresses in a way that enhances their appearance. Meanwhile Erika just doesn’t get it. Goes to show how the women all have a unique sense of style that works for them but Erika doesn’t even know who she is.
PortiaP – THANK YOU! I believe Erica has no conscience. If you have no conscience then you have no foundation to build on, learn from, and build a real personality. Hence the many people they fill their lives with just to get ready to go out! And they have NO CLUE…. because there’s no one in there.
When a normie runs into these monsters, it will give you the scare of your life. When you see this ugly thing come out in a fury & flash….
It effected me in every way possible.
Sorry for the rant. TT thanks as always for the great blog.
Meanwhile I’m over here wondering how Erika “I’m not a lawyer” Girardi is going to help Sutton take the LSAT? Or is Tom who’s *allegedly* incompetent going to be the coach?
Crystal is relatable when talking about not wanting to pay for glam and how crazy it is and then she goes off the deep end with her special snowflake act.
Poor Sutton can do no right in Crystal’s book. And then Erika and Rinna were cackling and playing both sides and pot stirring. They’re stuck in the mean girl phase from junior high.
As someone who did quite well on the LSAT, Erika can in no way be a help in Sutton’s studies. Most of the questions are not about the law at all. It’s more like a very long IQ test. I’m serious. And IIRC (it’s been a few decades) there is a part where you have to write a competent essay on some serious subject.
Is there a section in being a good liar? Because Erika would NAIL that section.
She keeps getting in her own way. Claiming in the past that she could almost BE a lawyer because of her knowledge from being with Tom. Then claiming “I’m not a lawyer, I don’t know anything.” Now, she’s an expert again.
Ha! The LSAT is for admission to law school. I was hoping I would do well enough to get into a Top Tier school on scholarship. I was offered a scholarship or two at Hillbilly Law Skools conveniently located right off the Interstate.
I didn’t want to BE A LAWYER, I wanted to go to a fancy law school because as my family says I am, or was a the time a perpetual student. lol.
My boyfriend works as a financial controler, so I am almost one myself after all these years!
NOT.
The look on Erika’s face when she realized she was on the wrong team.
I don’t agree with Kyle but she is right about Crystal.
Why is every single season Sutton is on a bash Sutton season. Not here for it.
Or the 15 minutes of fame seeker that deleted her account? Why delete it if she doesn’t stand by it?
Diana and her book. Not a madam but got a bunch of prostitutes to participate in a photo shoot outing themselves?
George Clooney was photographed in that book. Google George Clooney Room 23 photo. Same for Lisa Rinna
I am not defending Diana nor her relationship with Epstein. I think the book and her being a Madam = sex trafficking are 2 separate issues.
The book is allegedly a very sex positive European noir type of book. My sister had it in her hair salon. NYC
Maybe she published the book and you had to have the page number or some kind of code to know who was available for prostitution and who was not.
I think we can all agree that Lisa Rinna and George Clooney are not prostitutes ? I wish George was — I would cash in my 401K 🥹
Jackie — “I would cash in my 401K.” You win best comment!
A) Please don’t cash in you 401K until the economy rebounds (I know it was hypothetical but still.
B) George Clooney and Lisa Rinna were not GEORGE CLOONEY and LISA RINNA back then. People do a lot of things to make it in Hollywood. Even the ones we like. It may explain by Rinna is sort of hyper sexual.
No worries TT I am not cashing in my 401K
Hope you feel better and get some much needed night time sleep and get your days back.
All the best
Cindy Crawford is in the book and she has been a model since high school. She was a finalist in Elite’s “Look of the Year” at age 17. She finished high school in deKalb Illinois as Valedictorian. I don’t see how in this timeline she would have been an escort.
The book came out in 2009. Cindy has been a super model since the 1980’s. She was married to Richard Gere in 1991.
Sharon Stone is in the book. She’s been in movies since 1980. She was married 1984-1990.
Those are just examples of beautiful women who were financially secure in the 1980’s when Diana would have been a child.
I agree with you 💯
LOL thank you
Thank you Diane
I would never EVER have a private conversation with Crystal….she will twist and turn it and accuse you of saying something horrible and it made her “uncomfortable “ she is always uncomfortable. And the comment on WWHL “all my friends are powerful”. I think it’s all her Husband’s friends are powerful…and she can’t have any of us commoner’s as a friend? Cool, got it!
I had the same thought. Reminds me of the Royal Family and Harry. Don’t be alone in a room with them.
Is her husband that powerful? Rob seems like a sweet guy and probably walks on eggshells all the time. But looking at his IMDB page, I’m not sure. They have enough for a more than comfortable lifestyle. But powerful, I don’t know.
So tired of everyone taking their potshots at Sutton. Is it just me, or has anyone else noticed the newbies coming on the show go after Sutton as an easy target?
Last season Erika got on my nerves by contradicting her lies and then jumping on anyone who called her on it. This season she’s found a way to blame the victims and then just says I don’t give a fu*k to anything else.
Erika is definitely spoiling for a fight.
Lovin’ Garcelle, she keeps it real with her perspective.
Lisa adds zero to this show anymore.
Did everyone see this B is being sued for $2.2 million in back taxes?! No joke or exaggeration – the IRS hounded my dad for a $2.32 check he was given, forgot about it, never even cashed, ended up costing him about $1 grand to settle the fines and penalties for a $2.37 check.
How are these felons allowed to accumulate multi-million dollar IRS debts? Probably because the IRS is too busing going after $2.37. Erica and her MILLIONS. The Christleys and their MILLIONS. Please prosecute my dad for a couple bucks. That is government money well spent.
Right??? And she’s traveling with 3 people for a short Mexico trip for glam. WTF. But she has “no ability to pay”. Puh leeze
Sorry about your dad! I had to pay fines for my mom’s estate since her cancer afflicted her brain and she hadn’t paid them properly. Fortunately that’s behind me
She travels with her “glam” and even then is only able to achieve looking just slightly better than the pictures the so called paparazzi take when they catch her out and about. All of that money just to look a middle-aged mall rat. Since I’m older than her I assume my comment is not ageist. 😹 Crystal is on my nerves but when she nixed the idea of blowing money on that bullshit, it was refreshing! I’d like all of them waaaaay better if they put their own damn mascara on! If I had a gazillion dollars I would still feel the same way. As far as Diana “sending people ahead to set things up”? Vomit inducing. The days of over the top everything I hope are on the way out. Greedy motherfuckers and those who cannot appreciate anydamnthing GOT TO GO! Happy Father’s Day to the good ones and hot asphalt to the feet of the bad ones. I have been going through some things that are making me extra appreciative. I appreciate this space and the little world Tamara has created. I always read, keep up, and root for the best for you all. Sometimes I wanna write a comment but have just too much to express, (like today😊). Have a great one!💙
It is posts like your that make me want a Like checkbox. Agree completely. Kyle said on WWHL that she has never gone on a trip with a glam squad, especially to the beach!
Tennessee, THERE IS NEVER TOO MUCH TO SAY. Do you see how much I whine to you guys and you are all so kind. This is a safe place to post about anything, except you know in politics lol but aren’t really doing that bad even there! Love hearing from you about EVERYTHING!
P.S. I’m feeling better today.
“ hot asphalt to the feet of the bad ones.” I am dying!
I remember waaaaaay back in the olden days when there was a “like” button for about 2 weeks. Or 2 minutes.
And pre-Dutch Boy when we did not need to type in our entire email every time. The good old days.