Good grief, is this RHOBH recap going to be more of Crystal trying to get everyone to turn on Sutton for saying something “dark” that she won’t actually mention and that she swears she and Sutton have cleared the air about? Leave Sutton alone!
Yay Garcelle is buying a beach house. Something fun and happy for a change. And just like that, it’s over. And we are on to the perpetually sad Dorit, and the perpetually angry Erika. UGH. Crystal talks to Kyle about not talking about what Sutton said a YEAR AGO that she and Sutton already resolved. Crystal is such a passive aggressive manipulator.
The Dark Thing Part 105
Can we just get on to Punta Mita? No, No we can not. First we have to hear more tall tales about how menopausal Diana not only gave birth to a baby, but lost another baby five months later. I do not believe anything anyone with a weird accent says on this show. Diana needs to be BBFs with Dorit, not Kyle. Kyle can’t even maintain the proper facial expressions for this conversation. Diana is 50 allegedly. There is no actual birthdate online for her.
Garcelle asks Sutton about “the dark thing.” Oh for FFS. Sutton says something about being on vacation or something and the were white kids, black kids, Asian kids and a token Irish kid (?) in a hot tub and Sutton remembered thinking “that is how the world should be.” Apparently, that is the dark thing. They even played the ONE YEAR OLD CLIP. Are we really this hard up for storylines? Let’s get into the real darkness that is Diana.
The real dark thing is that Lois died in this episode. 🙁
Off To Punta Mita
Why is Kathy Hilton dresses like a hobo? Did she lose a bet? Is she in witness protection? I hate when people don’t dress nicely to fly. Kids today! Grrrrr /end old lady rant. Kathy is old enough to know better. At dinner we are going to talk about… you guessed it. THE DAMN DARK THING. Everyone calls out Crystal for gaslighting Sutton. Everyone seems to take Sutton’s side. It’s a Christmas miracle! Apparently, everyone at the table has heard that Crystal has a pattern of backstabbing people and making it all about her. Now Crystal just wants to move on? Now that she is backed into a corner? Imagine that.
That’s it? That was a whole lot of nothing. Is this going to be the stupid storyline for this entire season? At least everyone is on to Crystal now. I bet she quits the show.