The only reason I woke up just now to do this RHOA Recap is because I woke up to screeching housewives when I fell asleep to Harry Potter. I just cant stop sleeping. But, am feeling better! There were so many things taping after this show I thought it didn’t tape. Sunday is such a busy night. Bear in mind I am not fully awake and working with about 30% of my brain right now.
Look, I am from Atlanta. The word is that there are ten men for every one single female in Atlanta and half of them are married and the other half are gay and some of them are both. That is only a slight exaggeration. This doesn’t mean we get to try to out people’s husbands we barely know at the dinner table. It’s just not okay. Neither is posting such accusations on social media like RHOBH people have been doing this week. That is something that should not be happening, especially during pride week and I not here for it. All I will say is that male production members in Atlanta all pushed hard from Ralph, I mean Drew to return to the show.
Enough Is Enough
Then, during dinner, Kenya gets a phone call from Marc telling her to come pick up Brooklyn. He hasn’t even had her for a full day. Kenya goes outside to get herself together. Marlo is the first one to go check on her. It’s strange to me these two are so tight so fast. Marlo confronts Kandi about sending everyone vibrating panties to wear with someone else holding the remote. That might be a “fun game” for a couple going to to a restaurant if you are kinky. But a bunch of grown women going to a play? Again, why am I Team Marlo twice in five minutes?
Speaking of teams, Kenya and Sanya go for a morning walk in the city. Sanya says she and her husband Ross lived there for seven years while he was playing for the Giants when they won the Superbowl twice. Kenya says she she feels bad for being to rough on Ralph the night before. He reminds he of how Marc behaves. Sanya says that Drew’s fat camps or whatever she is doing seem suspect. Tyrone has apparently given Sheree and excuse about why he can’t come see her.
The whole gang heads out to the Chop House for lunch. The topic, right in front of the husbands is who is the most famous person who ever hit on you. This doesn’t seem like a good game. Again, have these people never learned about polite dinner conversation? Or gossiping about people who are not there? Or catching people up on their businesses or travel plans? Marlo says Gene Simmons and nobody knows who that is. Then Kenya claims Prince hit on her. Good plan picking someone who is dead and cannot confirm or deny. Marlo turns the conversation to Tyrone. Sheree says that he just couldn’t make it but she will see him in Philly tomorrow.
I can’t believe that Kandi thinks it is a good idea for everyone to wear vibrating panties to her play and that these women are actually going to agree to it. All the ladies are freaking out because they actually have to be on time to something. Kenya is the only one who says she is not going to wear the panties. The voice of reason. They all loved the play. After the play they have a pajama party with drinks and snacks. Sheree, Kenya and Marlo all arrive first, because free food. These three talk about Drew and her “fitness thing.” While even production thinks that “business” is shady. I hate these gang ups. But, hey they happen in real life. Kenya apologizes to Ralph for projecting her feelings about Marc on to Drew. It’s all good.
Bang Away On Drew
What might not be “all good” is a situation between Sanja and Drew. Sanja says that she met Drew first so she feels like Drew wants her to stick up for her all the time. Sanja says that Drew says and does stuff that she doesn’t want to feel like she has to defend. Drew is shocked. She says they talk all the time. So if she was feeling that way why didn’t she ever say anything to her about it privately? Um because she is turning on you because she realizes you are everyone’s easy target. Then, Marlo jumps in to dump on Drew. She says Kenya tried to sign up for her weight loss program but the website doesn’t work. I didn’t like this the season they did this to Kenya, and I don’t like it happening now.
Drew tries to explain her “fitness company” to them in fifty thousand words or less. None of it is believable. I go hernia repair and was never offered a tummy tuck or lipo with it while they were in there. Sheree randomly gets up to face time with Tyrone. Everyone asks him why he didn’t come to NYC. The next morning Sheree goes to Philly to meet Tyrone for lunch.
You Better Call Tyrone!
Sheree takes a Sprinter to take the 95 mile trip to Philly. As soon as she gets to Philly, she tries to call Tyrone but it goes straight to voicemail. The next time she calls, the phone doesn’t even ring it goes straight to a busy signal. She calls her daughter to ask what that means. She says that means she is blocked. LOL. After nearly two hours, a producer comes to tell her that Tyrone’s attorney called and says he can’t come because it is a parole violation. Did Sheree get boob job? Her boob are ridiculously huge in her Elvira talking head. Wasn’t she just saying at the pajama jam that she was all natural?
Apparently, he didn’t ask for permission for today but he was approved for yesterday and just didn’t go. She calls Kenya who is apparently her new bestie this season. I still don’t get how that happened. She says she looks dumb and crazy and stupid as fuck. Well, yay! That’s the first step, acknowledgement! We’ve know all that for years. She starts crying to Kenya.
Next week: More attacks on Drew.