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Below Deck Sailing Yacht Recap: Smashley

May 30, 2022 by tamaratattles 24 Comments

Below Deck Sailing Yacht RecapI’m a little bit behind on this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap because I have been watching all the RHOM on my DVR and I thought I was watching the new season, but I was actually watching season three. How did this show ever get cancelled? It is so good! As soon as I finish this I’m going to binge all the RHOM shows on DVR. They were on so long ago I don’t even have to watch commercials. Okay, let’s see how much drama Gary, AKA Austen of the sea stirs up tonight!

We pick up with the boat race and of course everything is going to fly everywhere. So far the other boat is winning. Eventually, they manage to pull out the win. I like these guests. Somehow they manage to pack their own luggage and nothing needed steaming. They were very kind when they left. They left a nice tip.

I’m Not Doing Anything Wrong!

Ashley and Gary talk about their boatmance, or lack thereof. Ashley is clearly pissed that is going to move on to the next, who just so happens to be, Scarlett. At dinner, Gary begins making his moves and Scarlett is trying to play hard to get. Barnaby is narrating the whole thing. He’s kind of funny, Daisy finds out that Scarlett and Gary have already kissed on the boat. She tells her to do what she wants but don’t come bitching to her when it bites her in the ass. Scarlett gets irritated with Daisy. Gary sure knows how to make all the females on the boat hate each other.

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Daisy goes to smoke a cigarette and Scarlett tells Gary she wants to leave, so they go for a chat. Scarlett runs on the them on the way back to their table and sits down to console Scarlett. Daisy tells her that she is sorry and should not have said things the way she did. She reassures her that she is on her side. Scarlett goes for a walk to collect herself. Then Barnaby arrives with what I presume are Daisy and Scarlett’s drinks. He is there for the gossip to console Daisy who feels awful. On the van ride home, Barnaby asked Daisy for a kiss. The first attempt doesn’t got so well. She spills her wine all over him. But, they finally share a rather long smooch. These poor van drivers must HATE them.

Besos Para Todos!

Apparently, before they had back to the boat, they are off for more drinking. Most all of them are already wasted. Barnaby and Gary make out on the street. That was not me getting my names confused. šŸ™‚ I was wrong about them going to another bar. They were in fact heading to the boat. Let the suck and fuck begin! UGH. Daisy is sort of bartending. She tells Gary she will fuck him if he will just stop whining. WTF? Then, Daisy and Ashley start talking about how she upset Scarlett at dinner. Is there anyone that Daisy hasn’t whined about this to?Ā  At the same time Gary is making out with Scarlett and he says, “I want to have sex with you.” What a romantic he is.

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Scarlett says that he is charming. Wow, that is what the kids find charming these days? But, Scarlett says she is not going to sleep with him tonight and heads to her cabin. We have a full half hour to go so I am not believing that they all just go to bed separately. Perhaps he will crawl in bed with Daisy. Or not. They actually all slept in their own beds!

Below Deck Sailing Yacht RecapA Storm Is Brewing

The next morning, Gary, Kelsie and Barnaby are up early cleaning the deck. Kelsie is not hungover and she just wants to get everything done. There is a big storm coming so they rush to get the boat to a nice big cove that could allow them to get out the water toys. Daisy is flirty with…. wait for it… wait for it…Gary and gives him a quick kiss. SIGH.

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The new guests are a new engaged couple. They are foodies who have eaten at many Michelin Star restaurants and like Japanese food and molecular gastronomy. Do they realize that they are on a boat, the supplies are ordered and it’s a very small galley with one chef? The guests are calling Ashley, Smashley. It’s like they know her. All the guests are Canadians so they should be pretty chill. They have a blast on the rope swing. Two hours before one of the most challenging dinners ever, Marcos gets very sad phone call. His mother texted him to let him know that his best friend’s mother died. He is like a brother to him and part of his family. He can’t get a signal to call home. He’s very distraught. I feel so badly for him!

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Filed Under: Below Deck Sailing Yacht Tagged With: Ashley Marti, Barnaby Birkbeck, Below Deck Sailing Yacht, Colin McRae, Daisy Kelliher, Gabriela Barragan, Gary King, Glenn Shephard, Kelsie Goglia, Marcos Spaziani, Parsifal III, Scarlett Bentley, Tom Pearson

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  1. LA_in_KY says

    May 31, 2022 at 12:38 am

    How has Gary gotten every girl’s panties in a tizzy? Does he ever wash his hair? Or use conditioner? And why did Daisy kiss him? I still don’t think we have actually seen Scarlett that much. I miss Gabby.

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    • LA_in_KY says

      May 31, 2022 at 12:43 am

      And how come no one is flirting with Marcos? That is what I would be doing with my free time.

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      • Ellen says

        May 31, 2022 at 7:37 am

        No kidding! Marco’s is gorgeous and such a sweet guy. I’d be all.over Marcos.

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        • Carol says

          May 31, 2022 at 4:16 pm

          I read some blind gossip that a female producer on the show has dibs on someone on Below Deck Sailing Yacht no one touches him all of the guesses to the blind item were Marcos so that kinda makes sense no clue if its true just passing that tidbit on šŸ™‚

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      • Ashmad says

        May 31, 2022 at 10:38 am

        Amen!!

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    • Nanette says

      May 31, 2022 at 7:34 pm

      The bigger question is if he ever washes his peen!

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  2. Sadiesue says

    May 31, 2022 at 8:45 am

    In the two seasons Gary has been on, he has done nothing but cause disruption with the females on the boat. He just wants to stick his dick into someone, anyone, and the hell with everything else. Granted, the femmes are a huge factor here, letting him put them against each other. He is cute, charming but he’s obviously a fuckboy. He’s very good at his job but come on! And for someone so proud of his mane, u would think he would wash it now & then. Considering there is also Colin & Marcus, why these women focus on Gary is puzzling. Gary takes no ownership of what he does. The fact that he & Daisy are now a couple IRL is, well, I don’t what THAT is. I hope that still is going on next season to see how they navigate that. I don’t think Gary is a v BFF as guy, just singularly focused on sticking his dick somewhere, anywhere. Ashley, on the other hand, is just an immature bitch who has not a lick of sense. She thinks she’s coming off one way whine the reality is the opposite. She simply can’t believe – because of her ā€œbeautyā€ and bod, she can have anyone she wants when it’s her personality that is so awful. When she sees the playback, let’s hope she sees that. She’s such a child who does not deal with rejection very well – putting it mildly.

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    • BeeSmart says

      May 31, 2022 at 8:39 pm

      Pretty sure Colin is married so that’s why they stay away from him
      I prefer to call Ashley “Trashley” since that is what she is.

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      • Julie says

        June 1, 2022 at 8:11 am

        #loveit

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    • SD says

      May 31, 2022 at 10:27 pm

      Daisy has said just in the last few days that she and Gary are not a couple IRL.

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  3. Ellen says

    May 31, 2022 at 9:17 am

    On the show I think that it was Scarlett who commented whether or not Daisy had a thing for Gary and was jealous of the attention he gave to the other stews. I don’t think that she is jealous at all. When Gary is having sex with any of the stews that get the hots for him, Daisy has to deal with the fallout of tears, jealously, and stews that are pissed at each other due to the turmoil Gary is causing by carelessly banging each of them every single season. Gary is a cool, hard working, fun guy but he needs to restrain himself and quit boning the interior crew every season.

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  4. Joey says

    May 31, 2022 at 9:21 am

    Gary is the Austen of the sea. I just don’t understand why they all want him. Even Barnaby wants him.

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    • MzzMojo says

      May 31, 2022 at 1:25 pm

      Austen of the Sea is best moniker!!!

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      • Ellie says

        May 31, 2022 at 4:56 pm

        Literally laughed out loud. Spot on

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  5. MzzMojo says

    May 31, 2022 at 1:28 pm

    I agree, Gary is a manwhore and I do not get the appeal!

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    • Lisa says

      June 3, 2022 at 11:22 am

      One feels that manwhores, as per their name, will know what they’re doing in bed.

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  6. Darby says

    May 31, 2022 at 3:53 pm

    In the era of the me 2 I wonder if shagging your coworkers who are subordinate will end up causing Gary legal headaches or Bravo. The deckhand he screwed last year had a very hard time with the fallout. Scarlett is in denial thinking she is so hot that she is going to call the shots with Gary. He is a Ferrell cat that I don’t think can be housebroken

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  7. Annabelle says

    May 31, 2022 at 7:56 pm

    I think I would be the asshat that requested kobe beef battling a sea urchin in a garden under glass and smoke, figure it out chef. Then sent it back for a pizza. I think Scarlett will think shes calling the shots but well we all know betteršŸ˜ hmm Gary to me is more of the Shep of the sea, somewhat entertaining, not entirely Austen gross. Bone away Gary, bone away!! What would we have if he didn’t f*** the crew, some rope jumps and coffee martinins. Personally his track record to me is funny, because they fall for it every time!

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    • Joey says

      May 31, 2022 at 9:36 pm

      Yes, Gary is entertaining. I think he smells like cigarettes, sweat, and sunscreen. He definitely has charisma. I like listening to Colin question why everyone is wanting to screw Gary. Colin is very funny.

      I would love to take my picky eater teenagers on the sailboat and ask for chicken fingers, cheese toasties and pizza.

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    • KaraW says

      June 1, 2022 at 7:54 pm

      I agree with your Shep comparison in the way they have good humor and don’t take things too seriously. Austen seems way more stuffy to me. I went to college with a guy who could turn on the charm like this and was always picking up different girls. The funny thing was, he could never remember their names even while he was walking them home. My little sister came to visit me at school and I warned her what he was like. Sure enough, he starts telling her how he can’t believe she’s in high school because she seems so much older. I think guys like this have a way of focusing on one girl and making her feel special. Obviously Gary’s doing something that works. How many hours in was Scarlett already kissing him? You could see it with Ashley because she’s like a walking billboard for being taken advantage of, but you’d think Scarlett would be more aware.

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  8. belladonna says

    June 1, 2022 at 12:33 am

    I was like, did Barnaby and Gary make out?

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  9. NancyintheSmokies says

    June 1, 2022 at 12:38 pm

    That race was SO Exciting!!! But I love sailing, even took my 5 month old out for 3 days with my ex and sister and BIL on their sailboat, left the Keys and sailed around the Bermuda Triangle (!) went snorkeling and just basically had the time of our lives. Megan was sleeping in the V berth and rolled over when we came around, we could see her from the aft. Then we came around again and she rolled back to her original spot. SO much fun, never forget that trip.

    Barnaby is funny but I thought he was gay? Guess not. I think Gary is Hot. I would totally fuck him especially in the middle of a long sailing voyage, even if working. There is apparently no rule against it, although many employers do not allow it. I really do not care for Marcos but of course feel for him.
    Thanks for the recap, I do Love this show!

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    • NancyintheSmokies says

      June 1, 2022 at 12:39 pm

      Came about, geez.

      Reply
  10. Aurora says

    June 1, 2022 at 6:14 pm

    Did anyone catch the conversation between Colin and Marcos at the crew dinner? Colin seems like a pretty amazing person and it was nice to see that they could be vulnerable and honest with each other.

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