It seems I might be able to get a 90 Day Fiance Recap earlier than usual on this Holiday weekend. The last one I did was a THREE EPISODE, SIX Hours OF FOOTAGE. That was brutal. Hopefully, this one will be shorter.
Yve & Mohamed
Yve comes out in a see thru dress with a black thong underneath. It’s inappropriate even if you are not dating a Muslim man. I feel like she is just fucking with him at this point for their storyline. She’s taking him out to dinner with some of her female friends. He’s already offended about their tits hanging out of their dresses. They ask so many ridiculous questions that are embarrassing him. He explains that he met Yve through a dating app and reached out to her. Her picture was of her in a bikini. But, now he expects total modesty. Her friends want answers. He tries to explain but their minds are closed.
On the ride home these two discuss bikini-gate once again. He is also angry that the her friends asked such inappropriate questions. Then, they bring up and old fight where she went on a family trip and wore a bikini at the pool after she told him that she would not. He says she can do whatever she wants but he is not going to marry her if she refuses to dress modestly. He straight up asks her if she is going to choose a bikini over her?
She’s already given up pork and only drinks on special occasions. He outright asks her if she is going to choose a bikini over him. He says in a talking head that if she chooses not to change he will fly home to Egypt before the 90 Day. In a separate one on one, she says that she is not submissive and she doesn’t think she dresses slutty. Well, do. Mohamed needs to get back on the dating site and chose someone with some modesty and decorum. When they get home, she goes to sleep on the couch.
Kara & Guillermo
It’s take your child to work day for Kara and she takes Guillermo with her to due one of her “balloon installations.” Is there really money in that? This job is for her ten year high school reunion. She’s a total bitch to Guillermo. He stupidly tries to give her advice on how to make the balloons look better. He feels disrespected. Not only does he ignore her at the reunion, she leaves him stranded at another table.
Finally, she calls him over to meet her high school boyfriend. He’s a total douche and looks ridiculous. I’m not sure what he is even wearing. It looks kind of like what prisoners wear to pick of trash on the side of the roads. He’s apparently a rapper. He talks about how controlling she was in high school. He asks if she is the same way. Guillermo says yes. The ex tells him when she gets like that you just have to keep telling her no. Then, Guillermo asked why they broke up and the ex says he caught her cheating with another guy while he was in college. Poor Guillermo! Clearly, his miserable. The ex says he never trusted a woman again.
Kara Can’t Handle Constructive Criticism
The next day, they go to break down the balloon display. Guillermo wants to know how many times she has cheated on a boyfriend. She says maybe around two. Jeez. Then, they talk about her inability to listen and compromise. She kind of says she doesn’t want her partner to feel like he is not heard. Then, he says, so make the change. She’s kind of wishy washy on that part and kind of looks offended. Guillermo says the other thing is to follow through when you agree to change something. Otherwise, he says that will create real problems.
Moina & Jibri
No on to the fakest couple in the history of 90 Day Fiance. Jibri is taking Moina to meet his grandma. She is mucking out the horse stalls and Moina tries to “help” for about five minutes. Grandma is not thrilled with Moina and her demands for a beach wedding and life of luxury in Los Angeles. You have to BE rich to live in LA you don’t just go there and get handing millions of dollars.
Later, Kobe tells Moina that he has a once in a lifetime opportunity in Chicago for his band to work with a top-level producer. Moina says she is not sure she can get along with David in Chicago. She says she will try. Moina gives him an ultimatum. If she goes to Chicago with him, she has to get the beach wedding that she wants. Kobe is pissed.
Emily & Kobe
From the little I have seen, Emily is the most hated person on this season. She has absolutely no respect for Kobe. He needs to go back to Cameroon. She is constantly critical of his time with his son. She won’t even let him drive. He is showing a lot of restraint not slapping the shit out of her. Kobe sort of gets a break when Emily goes to work. But, Grandma still hovers and when Emily gets home she immediately tells him he is doing it all wrong. Granted he was trying to feed him ground peanuts from Cameroon. That’s a bit risky.
Ari & Bini
Avi is getting so big! Bini Facetimes with with his sisters. They are pissed that he waited so long to call. It’s been what, two days? He says he wants a good relationship between his sisters and his wife. He is the only one of the four who wants that. Bini is worried about meeting Ari’s brothers and sisters. He feels like Ari spoke badly about him when she took Avi back to Princeton for his surgery.
It’s time to have dinner with the fam. It’s full of awkward silences. The sister begins the interrogation. She wants to know his side of all the fights they had when she came home for Avi’s surgery. He said he made a mistake. He was afraid she was not coming back just like the first time his American girlfriend took the baby and left and never told him where she was. So he was going out a lot trying to keep his mind off of things. Her mom brings up their lack of income. Bini mentions that his career aspiration is to be an MMA fighter. Not the best thing to bring up, dude. Then things go from bad to worse when he says if Ari doesn’t want him she can still sign for his green card. Dead Silence.
Shaeeda & Bilal
These two go on a romantic gondola ride at night. They talk about their desires to be married and Shaeeda says that she knows he is the right person for her. Really? He responded, “That’s good to know.” Wow, just when you think he could not dig a deeper hole, somehow he manages it. She reminds him she wants to have kids. He says they need more time together to get to know each other.