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90 Day Fiance Recap: It’s Me Or The Bikini

May 30, 2022 by tamaratattles 19 Comments

90 Day Fiance RecapIt seems I might be able to get a 90 Day Fiance Recap earlier than usual on this Holiday weekend. The last one I did was a THREE EPISODE, SIX Hours OF FOOTAGE. That was brutal. Hopefully, this one will be shorter.

Yve & Mohamed

Yve comes out in a see thru dress with a black thong underneath. It’s inappropriate even if you are not dating a Muslim man. I feel like she is just fucking with him at this point for their storyline. She’s taking him out to dinner with some of her female friends. He’s already offended about their tits hanging out of their dresses. They ask so many ridiculous questions that are embarrassing him. He explains that he met Yve through a dating app and reached out to her. Her picture was of her in a bikini. But, now he expects total modesty. Her friends want answers. He tries to explain but their minds are closed.

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On the ride home these two discuss bikini-gate once again. He is also angry that the her friends asked such inappropriate questions. Then, they bring up and old fight where she went on a family trip and wore a bikini at the pool after she told him that she would not. He says she can do whatever she wants but he is not going to marry her if she refuses to dress modestly. He straight up asks her if she is going to choose a bikini over her?

She’s already given up pork and only drinks on special occasions. He outright asks her if she is going to choose a bikini over him. He says in a talking head that if she chooses not to change he will fly home to Egypt before the 90 Day. In a separate one on one, she says that she is not submissive and she doesn’t think she dresses slutty. Well, do. Mohamed needs to get back on the dating site and chose someone with some modesty and decorum. When they get home, she goes to sleep on the couch.

Kara & Guillermo

It’s take your child to work day for Kara and she takes Guillermo with her to due one of her “balloon installations.” Is there really money in that? This job is for her ten year high school reunion. She’s a total bitch to Guillermo. He stupidly tries to give her advice on how to make the balloons look better. He feels disrespected. Not only does he ignore her at the reunion, she leaves him stranded at another table.

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Finally, she calls him over to meet her high school boyfriend. He’s a total douche and looks ridiculous. I’m not sure what he is even wearing. It looks kind of like what prisoners wear to pick of trash on the side of the roads. He’s apparently a rapper. He talks about how controlling she was in high school. He asks if she is the same way. Guillermo says yes. The ex tells him when she gets like that you just have to keep telling her no. Then, Guillermo asked why they broke up and the ex says he caught her cheating with another guy while he was in college. Poor Guillermo! Clearly, his miserable. The ex says he never trusted a woman again.

Kara Can’t Handle Constructive Criticism

The next day, they go to break down the balloon display. Guillermo wants to know how many times she has cheated on a boyfriend. She says maybe around two. Jeez. Then, they talk about her inability to listen and compromise. She kind of says she doesn’t want her partner to feel like he is not heard. Then, he says, so make the change. She’s kind of wishy washy on that part and kind of looks offended. Guillermo says the other thing is to follow through when you agree to change something. Otherwise, he says that will create real problems.

Moina & Jibri

No on to the fakest couple in the history of 90 Day Fiance. Jibri is taking Moina to meet his grandma. She is mucking out the horse stalls and Moina tries to “help” for about five minutes. Grandma is not thrilled with Moina and her demands for a beach wedding and life of luxury in Los Angeles. You have to BE rich to live in LA you don’t just go there and get handing millions of dollars.

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Later, Kobe tells Moina that he has a once in a lifetime opportunity in Chicago for his band to work with a top-level producer. Moina says she is not sure she can get along with David in Chicago. She says she will try. Moina gives him an ultimatum. If she goes to Chicago with him, she has to get the beach wedding that she wants. Kobe is pissed.

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Emily & Kobe

From the little I have seen, Emily is the most hated person on this season. She has absolutely no respect for Kobe. He needs to go back to Cameroon. She is constantly critical of his time with his son. She won’t even let him drive. He is showing a lot of restraint not slapping the shit out of her. Kobe sort of gets a break when Emily goes to work. But, Grandma still hovers and when Emily gets home she immediately tells him he is doing it all wrong. Granted he was trying to feed him ground peanuts from Cameroon. That’s a bit risky.

Ari & Bini

Avi is getting so big! Bini Facetimes with with his sisters. They are pissed that he waited so long to call. It’s been what, two days? He says he wants a good relationship between his sisters and his wife. He is the only one of the four who wants that. Bini is worried about meeting Ari’s brothers and sisters. He feels like Ari spoke badly about him when she took Avi back to Princeton for his surgery.

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It’s time to have dinner with the fam. It’s full of awkward silences. The sister begins the interrogation. She wants to know his side of all the fights they had when she came home for Avi’s surgery. He said he made a mistake. He was afraid she was not coming back just like the first time his American girlfriend took the baby and left and never told him where she was. So he was going out a lot trying to keep his mind off of things. Her mom brings up their lack of income. Bini mentions that his career aspiration is to be an MMA fighter. Not the best thing to bring up, dude. Then things go from bad to worse when he says if Ari doesn’t want him she can still sign for his green card. Dead Silence.

90 Day Fiance RecapShaeeda & Bilal

These two go on a romantic gondola ride at night. They talk about their desires to be married and Shaeeda says that she knows he is the right person for her. Really? He responded, “That’s good to know.” Wow, just when you think he could not dig a deeper hole, somehow he manages it. She reminds him she wants to have kids. He says they need more time together to get to know each other.

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  1. Dotti C says

    May 30, 2022 at 6:48 am

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    • tamaratattles says

      May 30, 2022 at 6:27 pm

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  2. RubyLuby says

    May 30, 2022 at 6:56 am

    Guillermo is ten times more mature than Kara.
    Yve and Mohamed- It seems like they were not their authentic selves in Egypt and now that he is here, they are acting their true selves. What do you expect when you want to date a Muslim man? He is going to expect that respect. She did/said what she had to because she was in Egypt. With this one I do not see the attraction….at all.
    Moima and Jibri-She is here for a meal ticket and nothing will make her happy until she moves to a big city and gets that beach wedding. She IMO is clearly a gold digger.
    Emily and Kobe-This one breaks my heart. He seems like such a genuine person and she is such a bratty bitch. Step back and allow him to bond with his son. I don’t see this ending well. Sure, maybe he shouldn’t drive just yet but don’t treat him like a child and stop being such a bitch. Mom and dad didn’t do well with the raising of this one.
    Ari and Bini- Ahh poor Bini. Another strong woman who won’t be happy until she controls EVERYTHING.
    Shaeeda and Bilal- He is really doing a “bait and switch” on her. He wants the showcase subservient woman on his arm to wait on him hand and foot.
    All of these couple seem to be here for TV/attention and not for love. Except Kobe, I love Kobe.

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    • Babs RS says

      May 30, 2022 at 10:03 am

      Agree 100%! Am I the only one yelling back at the tv over each of these couples? Just me?

      YAY, thanks TT for recapping my favorite franchise!

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  3. Fave4 says

    May 30, 2022 at 10:47 am

    Believe it or not those balloon set ups are very expensive. I just had one done for a company party half the size of the one she did and it cost me 750.00. I totally can’t stand Emily. Kobe is so right about her having it all figured out and he is just there to fill a space. Every time she talks I scream at the tv SHUT UP EMILY. Omg she is such a disgusting nag! Leave Kobe! Run for the hills, she has no respect for you or your feelings. Why did Bini say that stuff about the green card in front of the family. His stupid sisters came up with that idea. Totally awkward!!! I am so disappointed with the Americans this season.

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  4. Pauline says

    May 30, 2022 at 10:54 am

    Thank you for recapping!! I love these controlling women who complain their men don’t do anything but never give the opportunity. Although I agree with the nuts, Emily is just being so cruel. Yes, she’s done it alone(not really because of parents) for17 months so why wouldn’t you gladly have your partner jump in?

    I am so grateful you recap but unfortunately, I think this is one of the worst seasons because of the couples. It’s gotta be fake because these people are just too disgusting to be real. Bilal is mean and if he wasn’t ready for marriage, why did he propose and spiritually get married? Yve has enough on her plate .. why did she think bringing a mama’s boy muslim into her life would make things easier? The scary thing is that they are fighting over clothing and she doesn’t even know yet that he doesn’t want to watch her son while she works. WTF? Kara forgot she cheated on her high school sweetheart until he tells her at the reunion? How long did all these people date prior to getting the visa? Didn’t we have a pandemic that delayed the process? I get that you don’t really know someone until you live with them but I think all these issues are things that could’ve easily been known over telephone.

    It’s a train wreck but I’ll keep watching and reading your recaps!!!

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    • Floridagirl says

      May 30, 2022 at 8:26 pm

      I had such high hopes for this season when it started but now it is going downhill fast!
      It’s amazing how 3 of these participants live with and/or off their parents who now have to support an extra person for 90 days! No real planning on their part for the new fiancé.

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  5. Candy says

    May 30, 2022 at 12:40 pm

    “It’s take your child to work day for Kara…..” someone please call me an ambulance because I flatlined after reading that! 🤭🤭🤭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂.

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  6. Alexa says

    May 30, 2022 at 2:25 pm

    Bilal is a narcissist, Emily is horrible to watch-like unbearably horrible, Moina is grossly selfish and ignorant about finances, Bini is ridiculous….. this season is hard to watch.

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  7. gigi says

    May 30, 2022 at 2:26 pm

    The rage i felt watching this… I was knitting and it was so tight I had to frog it. Kara? She peaked in high school and thinks she is still that girl. Ugh. Guileremo (sp) needs to RUN. Emily is a nagging bitch. Kobe needs to RUN. Bilal is a gas lighting asshole. She needs to RUN. I can’t begin to get into that black thong under that see thru dress. WTF was that about? He should have said something but…. she knew what he was like when she saw him in Egypt, did she expect him to change? He needs to go back to Egypt. These people are so bad. Jibri is delusional, he needs to grow up. She’s trying but she’s reaching her limit with him. he’s such a baby. why are all the americans SO BAD this season????

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    • MzzMojo says

      May 30, 2022 at 6:52 pm

      THIS!!!!!! 100%

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  8. shirl59 says

    May 30, 2022 at 2:35 pm

    Where to begin. Shaeeda & Bilal: Bilal scares me. It doesn’t take too much and he is MAD. I want to tell Shaeeda to run back to where she came from before the abuse explodes. She made a mistake but has a wonderful Mother to run home to. What does Jibri think is going to become of this relationship after the sex is over? Guillermo should, if he wants to be in US, hang around to get his green card and then RUN, as fast as he can. He appears to be a very nice young man who just needs to have more life experiences to gain maturity. How stupid or desperate can Yve be to get involved with this fellow and she doesn’t know the half of it yet. What does she find attractive with this whinny boy-man?

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    • Kadie says

      May 30, 2022 at 4:25 pm

      Could it be that Yve enjoys the attention of a man almost half her age? An American young man would not get involved with all the baggage she carries. Yve is delusional if she thinks Mohamed will not insist on living by his Muslim customs. However, he was weak to message an American online after seeing her photo wearing a bikini. That should have been a red flag to him that she was not as conservative and modest as he would expect a wife to be. As in the past shows we have yet another couple where the woman is too old to have children. Does Mohamed not want kids? I think many of these foreigners are looking for a green card and these Americans are foolish enough to think they have found a fairy tale love match or their 15 minutes of fame by appearing on a TV show.

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      • Rmicu says

        May 31, 2022 at 7:36 pm

        Getting a green card will make you tolerate a lot. What’s a few years of subjugation when you will have a lifetime of opportunity once you get a green card? These Americans are jerks and disrespectful to the people they supposedly care about.

        I worked with a man whose wife revealed, after she got a green card and brought her mom and sister to the US, that she only married hi for the green card. He was heartbroken because he loved her and she played him.

        He has since remarried but he was devastated for a few years.

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  9. Cheryle says

    May 30, 2022 at 7:15 pm

    Worst season ever as far as the cast. Could that Emily be more disgusting? Have had to just rely on the pillow talk recaps only.

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  10. Deb K says

    May 30, 2022 at 8:06 pm

    I really don’t think I want to see any of these couples together. Once in a while Ari will give me a bit of hope that she and Bini can make it but then she goes back to her old ways and starts bullying him again. It’s starting to look like Jibri is seeing the light about how spoiled Miona will be. Same with Guillermo getting a glimpse of life with Kara. I live in Kansas about halfway between Salina and Bilal. May I say that neither or them are truly representative of this part of the country?

    I think the Americans are a whole bunch of “Ugly Americans” this year with the exception of Jibri. It’s not a good look.

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    • Floridagirl says

      May 30, 2022 at 8:36 pm

      Maybe, just maybe we will get a real relationship with Thais and Patrick. He flew down multiple times to visit her before the 90 days began. But it appears brother John is going to do everything in his power to ruin their relationship.

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      • Pauline says

        May 31, 2022 at 6:47 am

        I can understand your point of view but she’s all about family and she knew John lived with Patrick. I think she’s the one who wants to lie to her family and break up brothers. That makes no sense to me. Granted, John has some issues but where is her sensitivity? If you love the person, you love who they love. Or at least be civil and non-confrontational.

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      • Rmicu says

        May 31, 2022 at 7:41 pm

        I have hope for Patrick and Thais too. BUT, she arrived wanting to kick his brother out, before she even met him.

        I don’t think Patrick will kick his brother out, it’s his home too.

        There are millions of beautiful Brazilian women Patrick get, plus he speaks Portuguese.

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