I’m back to do a quick (I always say that and then blather on incessantly) RHOBH recap. I vaguely remember last week and apparently I recapped it. So, let me get started so I can recap Top Chef. I just noticed that this episode has two different titles. The other one Is There’s Sutton About Crystal. I’m already confused. I remember Diana and Erika’s storyline but I am not sure what is going on with Sutton and Crystal. Maybe the new idiot just put up things for next weeks episode? The previews they showed they were in Palm Spring and thing were getting wild with Erika.
La Quita Bound (This Is Never A Good Idea)
But, we start this episode at Crystal’s house where production apparently moved the time up and now she is struggling to be ready. Setup? Dorit is suddenly emotional about the robbery and called Kyle, who she argues with all the time to tell her she is have a really bad morning. She is crying and having chest pains. Someone says it sounds like a panic attack. I had that in the middle of a school day once. I had to drive myself to ER and was in fact told I was having a panic attack. They wanted to shoot me up with Xanax but I was driving myself. Sutton is not there. Kyle starts talking about Sutton’s reaction to the robbery. Kyle is one of my favorite housewives but she is annoying me with this storyline.
Off we go to La Qunita for Kyle’s store opening. Diana doesn’t know what an outlet mall is. What a dreadful life she must have. Diana, Crystal and Sutton are staying in a hotel. Everyone else is staying at Kyle’s house. Diana may be more annoying than Ramona Singer. At this point Crystal and Sutton are in a decent place. So Crystal tells her that Kyle is trashing her about her reaction to Dorit’s “home invasion.” Everyone goes to Kyle’s store opening and Diana claims she has never been to a store before. She is so full of shit. Didn’t she say she was poor before she married the super rich guy and hit the jackpot. Sutton talks to Dorit and apologizes for her comments. Did I mention Diana is annoying?
Did We Think That They Would Leave Sutton Alone?
And Dumbass Diana even comes for her after knowing her for five minutes? Shut your stupid mouth Diana. Heather Dubore and Dumbass Diana need their own show where they just kill each other while one upping. I want to punch Diana in the face. Crystal gets emotional and says she hates when people tell her that her feelings are wrong. She is sticking up for Sutton. So Kyle and Dorit both come for Crystal now. Garcelle also sticks up for Sutton. Then, Erika wants her camera time and comes or Sutton about how she reacted to her numerous lawsuits. Erika keeps changing her story. Earlier in the show she told us she can’t sell he old clothes to buy new ones. Now, she is saying that everything is dropped and everything was a lie.
Sutton knows or sure what is really going on because she keeps up with the news, and you know actually reads stuff. Rinna can’t figure out why they are not all spending time comorting Dorit. Kyle comes after Crystal. Crystal says her feelings are irrelevant to the mean girls. Dorit yells at her and she leaves. Thank God she has a hotel room! Dumbass Diana goes with Crystal because she is Crystal’s bodyguard? At Kyle’s store Dumbass Diana paid for Krystal’s purchases. Sutton leaves with them because she is also at the hotel and it is a welcome escape from the fighting.
I’m off to recap Top Chef before I get spoiled. Then I’ll watch Kathy and Paris on WWHL. Thanks for reading!