I just reread my last Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap and there were billions of typos. I’ll try to do better this week. I’m starting to think it is my new meds that makes me want to sleep all the time. I’ve always been a bit on the narcoleptic side. Ah! I just looked and it is right there on the label “may cause drowsiness.” Well that explains a lot. It’s also affecting my dreams a bit. But, not in a bad way. Anyway, based on the title I assume we are going to get a Scarlett and Gary romance going. Like I said last week, Captain Glenn needs to be looking for a replacement for Ashley because she is going to lose it.
Here We Go Again
Barnaby doesn’t seem to do much on the boat. Now he is upset that he has night watch. Gary seems to be hitting on Ashley and Scarlett at the same time. Barnaby is annoying and it is getting to Kelsie. He half asses everything and sometimes just watches Kelsie work like he is her supervisor. Daisy and Scarlett are already close. Somehow Gary and Scarlett take a break from preparing for the guests and share a few kisses. That is quick even for Gary! Gary seems to be actually into her but you never know with Austen of the sea. It’s an all female charter and a few of them are repeat guests.
Maybe the reason we don’t see much of Kelsie is she has been doing the majority of the night shifts. She seems fine with that but, Barnaby isn’t happy about his new night watch job. Marcus is upset by the women’s “dietary restrictions” none of them seem to not have some issue with some things. I’ve never seen the crew swing off a rope before. And the one who was most scared landed in a painful looking belly flop.
The First Dinner Is Wigs & Sequins Themed
Well that’s a new one. And, sadly for Captain Glenn he has been asked to join them. Poor thing. Scarlett stuggles with service because more than half of them have a very specific list of things they can’t or won’t eat. I’d struggle too. The women have never had duck so they are not impressed. Then, there was a steak entree that they seemed to like and the desert was a work of art. I love creme brulee. Now, they are impressed. Gary continues to come on strong with Scarlett. The guys all get on Gary for being a fuckboy.
The next morning for breakfast Marcos sends out lots of dishes family style so they can choose what they eat. Gary wants a stew to serve drinks on they tinder excursion. Daisy is on to it but I don’t think she really cares. So, it seems Scarlett and Gary will take the guests for a swim since there is not wind for sailing. I’m sure Marcos is happy about not having his kitchen fly everywhere. HA! Daisy says she is going to go with Gary. Gary is bitching about her to her face. She calls him an asshole. She gave him a stew to go with him like he wanted. Ashley bitches about Scarlett and having to tell her what to do. Does she even know? Daisy realizes she was unneeded on the excursion.
Captain Glenn Wants To Race!
If they get more wind, Captain Glenn wants to race another boat. He thinks the guests will enjoy it. I agree! I want to see this! Ashley tells Scarlett that Gary is still coming on to her. That’s a lie. She is just trying to break them up. On the other hand she says she is over him. So, Scarlett sees that as a greenlit to carry on with him. Then, she reiterates that he is a fuckboy although not in those words. She says she appreciates the information. Dinner tonight will be a ten course dinner where no one will eat the same thing. That’s eighty plates. Marcos is not looking forward to it. He is only one person. He doesn’t even have a sous chef to help with prepping or plating!
I am not even going to try to keep up with all ten courses. But they all look amazing. They women are in love with Marcos. So am I. This should be good for the tip. Gary makes up with Daisy. Scarlett thinks Daisy has a thing for Gary. I don’t. The next morning, Gary sets up a race. The ladies seem thrilled. They decide to skip breakfast after Marcos already made most of it. Grrrrrr. But, sadly we have to wait for the next episode to see the race.
WWHL With Captain Glenn And Gabriella
Captain Glenn is on his own boat. Andy seems to really like Gabby. She says that she totally made the right decision to leave the boat. Andy brings up that Gabby told Ashley things in confidence that she told everyone and often twisted what she said. Gabby says she didn’t know how much Ashley actually hated her until she saw the show. Gabby talks positively about Gary. She says he is a great guy. I mean, in as much as a manwhore can be. Gabby says she hit it off with Daisy and immediately got a bad vibe from Marcos. WHY MARCOS? She seems to still dislike Marcos. And Ashley.
She admits that she drank too much on their nights off and understands that her straight forward personality didn’t sit well with everyone. She says that Ashley was very nice to her face so she was surprised to see all the sabotaging when finally getting to see the show. Glenn thinks Gary must have remember having sex with Ashley. I respectfully disagree, he was wasted. Oh I forgot about the kiss between Gary and Daisy. He’s literally made out with every female on the boat except Kelsie. One of the questions was who needs to stop stirring the pot. The correct answer is Ashley or maybe Gary but Gabby said, COLIN!!!! What are we missing?
Gabby is working on a boat now with Wes from a previous season as her captain. She is first mate, so that means she has switched to the deck. Is this a repeat of WWHL tacked on to my DVR? Because Andy is talking about her as if she was still on the show tonight. This is definitely and old episode. Sorry. I hate Bravo.