I don’t know why Bravo still has a website at this point. They give us nothing to pull photos from for a RHOA Recap. They only put one scene up this week and is was focused on Kandi and Todd’s new investment property in NYC. That has nothing to do with the fights on this episode. I’m already irritated and we haven’t even started yet. I’m ready to just get this done. Apparently, the girls are all going to NYC to see Kandi’s Broadway play. I wish they allowed cameras in the theater. I’d love a sneak peek!
Marlo is building a house in the Hamptons? I didn’t get the Hamptons reference. But, it is in Atlanta. Kenya and Sheree come “to help her make decisions.” Because, Sheree is such a great builder. I will never forget my attorney grilling Sheree when she said she was the builder. It was hysterical. She asked her if she had a certificate of occupancy on the house. Clearly, she didn’t. Also, she is not a builder. But, her claim was that her chirren were scared of me because I would be there every day after school when they were playing in the yard. I was there once. The house was under construction for eleventy billion years. There was no yard and the kids were half grown. I really wish all of this had been filmed.
Todd is still trying to get Kandi to understand that he wants credit for the things he does and it is always perceived as Kandi’s project. I can totally see that. He thinks he lives in her shadow and he probably does. But he doesn’t like it. Meanwhile, Drew and Ralph are still struggling. So they have a therapist come to their house. Apparently, he flew in from somewhere for this appointment. They both start arguing over the date that Ralph set up to impress her. Drew says it is not about steak and lobster. He basically tells them not to attack each other. They are on some sort of 30 day plan not to raise their voices.
If either of them raises their voice in anger, they have to submit to the other person’s wishes for 24 hours. Suddenly, two half nekkid people in bondage attire are arriving on everyone’s porch. I assume this is Kandi’s official invite to NYC. It is but there is also a gift that is mandatory for them to bring with them on the trip. Is she really going to plug (heh) her sex toys on the same trip she is plugging her play? Everyone is a bit shocked by the naked people on their door. They have kids!
Off To NYC!
Kandi has everyone going to the airport together so they will all be on time. But, of course they are not. Also, Todd looks absolutely miserable. The husbands are also coming. Kenya is pissed that she didn’t know the husbands were invited. Marlo had her driver hold the umbrella for her. And just like that, they are in the Big Apple. They check into their rooms and there is a hospitality suite with all kinds of food options. Kandi and Todd are in one of two Penthouses. Whoever tells the best sex story gets the other Penthouse. Kandi seems to have sex on her mind all the time! I mean, it might be an issue. I don’t believe any of their sex stories. Kenya’s lies win so she gets the penthouse.
I’m in kind of a bad mood today. No reason. I’m just irritable. I’m bored is it just me? Everyone is coming for Drew this season. However, they are also trashing Todd over the streets talking for years about Todd cheating. I don’t believe that for a second. With Kandi’s high sex drive I don’t he how he would have the energy for anyone else. Also, these two are constantly going on what appears to me to be a swingers vacation. I think Todd gets all the sex he wants without cheating.
Todd’s Investment Property in Jersey
I don’t get this whole excursion to New Jersey to see Todd’s apartment he bought with one of his exes. It sounds like he bought out her half and wants to renovate. That’s nice. But this is really the best footage they had from a trip to NYC? I don’t need to see the bidet. Kenya has a billion suggestions. It’s not that she is wrong. She is very good with renovating and has lots of experience. Everyone else is bored. Everyone is supportive of Todd. Kandi seems to have some resentment that he kept the place.
Nice we are off to dinner. Kandi apparently doesn’t wear her wedding ring. Todd does. Drew doesn’t wear hers either. Ralph says he fired his assistant. But, Drew is still irritated with the whole situation. They start bickering. It’s what day two of the thirty day truce? Kenya sticks up for Drew. That’s interesting. Apparently, Ralph reminds Drew of Marc. Kenya keeps confronting Ralph for “gaslighting” Drew. Marlo tells Drew she can be abrasive. She doesn’t always admit she is wrong. Then, Sheree tries to show receipts that Ralph is gay. I know a whole lotof producers for this show are gay. And Ralph is the reason Drew has another season.
I am off to watch the American Idol finale. I will miss my boy. But, I love this show as much as he did. He’d want me to watch it.