BY: POPCULTUREKELLY
Who’s ready for the last Summer House recap of the season? I know we all gave such strong opinions about this season. About Paige, Ciara and Amanda specifically. Do you think they’ll be back next season? We’re stuck with Amanda but what about Paige and Ciara? So many questions about the future of this show. Let’s get into it. We can discuss in the comments after. We’re getting unseen footage that would have added more context to this season. They chose to leave out Kyle running to the girls telling them that Lindsay and Austen slept together, when they didn’t. That fired Ciara up before the dinner. They show Ciara asking Lindsay the same question about her and Austen several times. Ciara says she gave Austen an earful off camera. Lindsay asks if that’s when they hooked up again. She confirms they did. So gross.
Turn The Paige PLEASE
We get a montage of how awful Craig is. Paige should be so proud. He never apologized to Lindsay for calling her a loser. Paige tries to tell Lindsay she’s not a girl’s girl. Tell that to Jules you hypocritical bitch. Same with you Amanda. They all clearly hate Lindsay. Lindsay is now nominated for an MTV award and has a stable relationship with a man who doesn’t humiliate her on the daily. She wins. During the break, we get a hot mic moment of “girl’s girl” Amanda. She tells Paige and Ciara that Carl is a friend and their “employee” who is now “tainted” by Lindsay. My God are they awful. Whatever their version of “girl’s girl” is, I don’t want it. These girls are the WORST. I’m so sad that Mya has hitched her wagon to them because I feel like she’s better than that. Maybe not though.
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Next we get a montage of how Carl and Lindsay came to be. Carl seems to be a totally different person now, thankfully. Lindsay reveals that she became sober to be a teammate for Carl. Now she’s sober for herself. Lindsay and Carl are planning on buying a house and moving in together. Amanda is so jealous that she tells Kyle that if they get a house before her Kyle is dead to her. Oh Amanda. You reap what you sow. Ciara says as long as Carl is happy, she’s happy. Girl’s girl, y’all! Paige doesn’t care about them at all. The race conversation is brought up. That will forever be a shining moment for this season. Mya and Ciara handled it with such grace. The racist who compared Alex to Jackie Chan needs to be spoken to as well. Racism is still so prevalent. I’m glad it’s being discussed.
A Fit Ending
We get the Amanda/Kyle wedding package. Kyle is hurt by the comments by Paige and Ciara saying that they shouldn’t get married. Denial isn’t just a river in Egypt. Apparently Twitter thinks Amanda’s dad is hot? I must have missed those tweets. He looks like an older Kyle tbh. They still don’t have a prenup. Whatever happens they deserve it. Thankfully they’re not planning on bringing a baby into their shitshow as of yet
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The final moments are more of the same. Andy points out to Paige yet again that she hasn’t looked at Lindsay and Carl. Carl apologizes to Paige, which he shouldn’t have. Of course she doesn’t reciprocate. Andy waited for it, it didn’t happen. She is the worst of the worst. We end with Mya’s cookies being passed around. End scene. Thank you all for reading and for commenting! Let’s keep it going in the comments!
Sorry for the delay. I have been getting up at FIVE PM lately. I’m trying to get myself sorted out. I went to bed earlier last night. It’s just my narcolepsy.
Ugh. I’ve never seen the attraction of Paige as a person. Lindsey is a handful and definitely has her awful moments, but at least she seems genuine. Paige is just a spoiled little brat. Ciara seemed like she was a nice girl before she became Paige’s lazy bedmate. Is anyone else wondering if Hannah was that bad, or if she was just the mouthpiece for Paige’s hateful little soul. And taking S about Carl is one way to get almost every fan of this show to dislike you. He has always had a boy next door lovable quality. And once he stopped being an F boy, he is most ladies ideal of amazing. Team RadHouse.
Also, I used to think Amanda was making the mistake marrying Kyle, but now I’m not sure if they deserve each other or if he made the mistake.
I think Hannah was really that bad. Kyle and Amanda should not have gotten married but since they did, with no prenup, they need to live with it
Hannah was definitely terrible. Looks like the only cast mates at her wedding were Paige, Ciara, and Craig which tracks.
Mya needs to RUN. I think Amanda can be redeemed but has been sucked into mean girl world.
Also, why is anyone surprised that Austin would lie? They all hate on him until Lindsay says he lied to her, and then the mean girls are like “Austin, lie? NEVER!! You are the liar”. It’s insane.
Hannah was that bad. She was so ridiculous making Luke out to the be the devil for supposedly breaking her heart and leading her on when she had already started a relationship with her future husband at the same time she was having her meltdowns over Luke not wanting to be with her.
What I think is fascinating though is how Hannah questioning Kyle and Amanda’s relationship got her excommunicated from the group and uninvited to their wedding the previous summer.
Yet Paige and Ciara crap all over Kyle and Amanda’s relationship with him and they are still in good graces with both of them? WTF?
Wow, Amanda and her hot mic moment! I don’t see that comment sitting well with Kyle.
I’m glad that Andy kept going back to Paige and her attitude. She was straight up out of middle school with that sourpuss face and bad behavior. Page is always been pretty nasty with her comments, and she’s always gotten into fights in prior seasons. I think the differences is that Hannah was so horrible Hannah‘s behavior, overshadowed Paige’s bitchiness. Without Hannah, Paige’s awfulness is just full on display. She seems to think she’s winning at life but hasn’t yet realized that Craig is absolutely no prize.
Amanda, Ciara, Paige really looked awful on the reunion add the way they kept coming for Lindsay. I haven’t been the biggest fan of Lindsey over the last several years, because her personality is so volatile. But the way those three treated her really takes the cake.
I wish they had addressed that crazy girl who kicked Andrea in the face in the pool and one of the early episodes.
Well never mind to my comment about Kyle. He’s already making the rounds on social media pretending that Amanda’s comment has been taken out of contacts and that social media is trying to create strife.
Kyle is defending Amanda’s comment by stating that it was ‘taken out of context’. He has no gone from her husband to defender (which im sure hes being put up to be)
Paige would have put herself next to Andy’s left, followed by Ciara, Mya. Andrea, Alex.
On Andy’s right side: Kyle, Amanda, Luke, Lindsay, Carl. (Carl farthest because he is “tainted.”)
Paige and Ciara are every worst thing about middle school. How did she win Homecoming Queen at a school she didn’t attend? Blow the football team?
Next we have her on Southern Charm, then Winter House. More of her laziness and lame outfits. Ugh! Noe!
I think she’s going to be really embarrassed when we see Craig and Naomi’s hook ups unfold on Southern Charm. They were together within days of Paige and Craig making it official.
I’m looking forward to seeing Naomi back on Southern Charm. I haven’t forgotten how she stood up to JD. (Then was hung out to dry by Liz.)
By the SC previews, I am GUESSING Paige has a problem with Naomi being around because she was Craig’s ex and they recently hooked up. Yet … she had no problem PLAYING Andrea and Craig against each other IN THE SAME HOUSE. Andrea has class though, he diffused everything that could have gone wrong.
I was NOMINATED for home coming queen at a school I did not attend. I was not popular at all at my high school. I was very close friends with a girl who went to another high school. I would go to her school to pick her up to ditch. She would go to homeroom to be counted present and I was someone going with her to a class or two. I’m still not sure how that all happened. She was on the homecoming court and I went to her homecoming alone. We left to party right after the half time crowning. Also when they were photographing the homecoming girls they kept telling me to get in the photo. I know it sounds crazy. Especially now since I taught High School, for one horrible year, it makes even less sense but it was the 80’s we used to ditch and go to Lenox Mall (which used to be upscale back when it was safe and have lunch and drink wine. LOL.
I feel like Amanda will say whatever to who’s shes with to fit in. Hence the Kyle, Lindsey, bashing over the seasons, when they haven’t been around to Paige and Cierra. I think this hot mic was more of the same. She’s very childish, does she realize thay Carl and Lindsay are a few years older than her, so what if they buy a house, Kyle and Amanda have a huge investment, possibly a life changing company, why is she worried about a house! Paige and Ciara suck, next! Am I surprised Craig cheats, of course not, shes from the school of, just don’t let me find out about it. Please Mya, hang with Danielle, you know the Latina woman of color that Ciarra didn’t give two sh*ts about and found it ok to throw things to get her point across over such a LOSER guy!! I can’t say I’ve ever acted this way about a guy since middle school maybe.
I had the feeling from some of her comments that Paige knows that Craig is no prize, but she is, unfortunately, hooked on him. She chose a guy who will not treat her well instead of the ones she could have chosen. She will pay for that choice; I think she already is.
Did Alex say who told him he looked like Bruce Lee? Was it a guest or a housemate?
Alex said the person was a guest.
I think Petty Paige is pissed that Carl and Lindsay are the IT couple – not her and Craig
I really love Lindsay and Carl together. Paige can’t stand that she isn’t getting the attention. So sad to see how Ciara still fell for Austen again after his nonsense. I wonder if they are going with a new cast except for Lindsay and Carl. Not sure what else Kyle and Amanda are going to fight about 😜. Thks for recapping !
I think this all goes back to Lindsay and Carl going n WWHL and Andy deeming them the “first couple of Bravo”. I guarantee that put a bug up Paige’s ass. There is a great post on the Dipp about Paige being the Jax Taylor of Summer House (aka thinking she is the #1 Girl in the Group) that I have to agree with.
nailed it
Lindsay came off really well. No activation! Carl is great for her. I bet the mean girls wished they had looked as good!
Free Kyle!
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Lindsey being so calm really highlighted how awful Paige was being. I for one would not have been as calm as Lindsey was!
I would love to see Carl quit Lover Boy and join forces with Lindsay at Hub House. That would make for a great show of their own centered around the business, and blossoming relationship. I think it’s time for both of them to leave the Hampton BS behind and take their own journey. It would be a beautiful show to watch of these two kill it life and watch all of their dreams come true. Both have overcome so much life and I’m rooting for them. Bravo, if you’re listening bring us Hub-Rad House in 2023. Time for a total Summer House refresh.
Great couple but the 24/7 stuff can be a bit much. Kyle and Amanda are perfect examples of too much. Leaving lover boy at a later date could work for Carl. Right now his sobriety needs no major moves. Needs more time under his belt.
I really liked Paige when she first came into the house, but as the years have gone on she has developed a sense of entitlement that she has not earned. I find it funny that no one in that house has mentioned at all how she sits in her disgusting bed and does little if anything around the house to help out. She is living off of what little fame she has gotten from the show and will have a rude awakening when it fizzles out.
Hi Everyone!
I have been stalking this website for quite some time, but this is my first time commenting.
Thank u TT for all of your recaps. It must take an awful lot of time and energy to keep this site updated as well as you do. Congrats for your success in running it.
I am particularly impressed with Lindsay’s calm and cool demeanor on the reunion this year. Because those girls really came for her. Especiallly Paige not being able to look at her? Really? Who tf are you to judge anyone? I hope I can contribute Lindsay’s mature behavior to her being in a happy & healthy relationship for the first time in forever. I adore Lindsay and Carl together. I think they have both really taken advantage of their single years, and have come to the point where bed-hopping is no longer fun. I think thay they are food for one another. Lets face it, anyone who is able to get Lindsay to drink less, VOLUNTARILY, is a plus. And I hope it works out for them! Fingers crossed
Paige is in for a rude awakening. Trying to shame Lindsay, instigating and smirking during the Ciara/Danielle fight, and making it seem as though she is in this fairytale relationship with Craig makes me sick. She actually Twittered or Instagramed something like,
“Yay! I am moving to Charleston to live with Craig so Bravo can film the journey of our relationship! And you’re welcome!”
Really? You think your being thanked for that? U have a lot to learn girl. Life is not all about you. Just cannot stand her at all. Her and her morals and close knit family? And THATS what all of her parents “STRICT ITALIAN CATHOLIC” upbringing taught her? To pick that loser? Please girl. Go take another selfie to show off your stupid clothing.
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