YAY! It’s the last episode of the season. I’m so sick of the screaming and fighting. At least the husbands (and Frank of course) are going to join the drama. Teresa knows that we all like the guys better than her. Even Louie. That bugs her. We begin with Andy screaming at all of the women to shut up. FINALLY. We can’t understand half of what they are saying because they are all screaming at once.
Jennifer says that the affair lasted for about two months. He told her he didn’t want a divorce he wanted her forgiveness. But she was still skeptical. So she had a guy call the hotel and pose as Bill and told the front desk to have another key ready for her when she arrived. Oh she is good! She said that Bill was “turned on” that she was there. And since that trip, they have been stronger than ever. Margaret says she regrets hurting Jennifer. It seems that Jennifer and Margaret are okay. But, Teresa was giving the stank face.
Enter The Husbands
Can we just get to the men without all of this filler? YAY THEY ARE HERE! Frank talks about living with David. Did David move in with the kids or did Frank move out? I’m confused. Oh it sounds like he moved in with David. David is dating one of Louie’s exes. He says they all three hang out and watch TV together. That’s weird, right? Margaret’s husband Joe got the bags under his eyes removed. Evan is proud of Jackie’s progress with her eating disorder. Louie says filming was horrible. He felt very judged. Frank is asked about Dolores’s new boyfriend, Paulie. Frank says he looks like Buzz Lightyear. Dolores is pissed! LOL What does that even mean? Then, she calls him a jerk off.
Apparently, Frank and Paulie do not get along because he doesn’t understand the relationship between Frank and Dolores. I have to say if my man were on a TV show and when the spouses came out one of his exes was sitting with him instead of me? I’d dump him. Especially, if she was cracking jokes about me. Andy asks Louie about the video pointing out that Louie said it was a breakup video but in the video he actually proposed. He claims he was forced to propose by the weirdo men’s group. That’s bullshit. When he came home he claims the girlfriend asked for a million dollars to get married. Nothing coming out of his mouth now makes sense.
On To ALL The Other Louie Allegations
Next we move on to all the many allegations from Louie’s ex-girlfriends. Frankly the list is too long to type! How many red flags does Teresa need? Louie says that his previous relationships were all toxic so that feels like emotional abuse for both people. Louie says he can’t have sex four times a day. Not that he is not a sex addict. He says his ex wife did call the police on him twice for domestic abuse. He makes it sound like that is a normal part of divorce. Louie blames the show for the women coming out of the woodwork. YEP! They are trying to WARN Teresa. But, she is too dumb to listen. I might give the relationship a chance but I would not sell my house and move my girls in with him and his boys after such a short time.
Louie is very kind to Margaret and he agrees with her. This pisses Teresa off. Andy asks Louie what kind of wedding he would choose. He says he’d like to go to the courthouse and get married and then rent out a dinner. Then, Teresa chimes in to say Sex in The City is his favorite show. What does that have to do with anything? Maybe be someone did that on the show?I don’t recall that and I’ve seen all the episodes multiple times. Bill talks about the affair and how it affected the kids and his father finding out for the first time on national TV. It was hard. Melissa fights with Jennifer over, I don’t know what. I feel like there is some heavy editing or my brain is fried or both.
Louie Drops A Bomb
I guess I am going to have to figure it out because after the break, it’s still going. Apparently, Jennifer is upset that Joe Gorga stepped in to defend Melissa at their argument at the shore house. However, these four still Go on double dates and are all good now. Now Jennifer is getting into it with Dolores and Frank. Dolores calls Jennifer something that got bleeped. Jennifer is just being very extra. Somehow, Frank was involved in Jennifer’s investigation of Evan? And Jennifer is trying to blame Frank for mentioning it on the show? As Andy is trying to get the guys off the stage, Louie drops a bomb that Teresa told him not to speak about. He was fired from his job overall the negative press.
Andy asks, “You got let go from the company that you started” because that makes no sense at all. Of course Teresa blames Margaret. Screaming ensues. Andy can’t get a word in edgewise so he has a temper tantrum and screams “SHUT UP” while pounding his fists!
Then he asks Louie if he blames Margaret for this. He says no. Because he KNOWS it was all over the press and that is why Margaret was talking about it. It was fair game. It’s not like Margaret has some sort of direct line to all the women Louie has ever been with. Teresa’s dinosaur brain just can’t process information. The guys are finally leaving the stage and Louie says, “I’ve got to go home with her” obviously referring to Teresa. He gives her a kiss on the cheek and says, “If you love me, calm down.” Louie shakes all the husbands hands. Teresa want to know why he shook Margaret’s husband’s hand. He replies, “Because I am a gentleman.” Teresa says Bill is disgusting. WTF did he do?
Teresa keeps saying that Bill is disgusting. Louie begs her to stop but she doesn’t. Louie said several times he doesn’t want drama in his life. Yet, he wants to marry Teresa? Has he met her? Louie goes close to Teresa to say “You are really making a mistake by the way you are behaving right now.” She says,”No, No.” Then Louie hugs Margaret and she tells him that she really wants good things for him. Teresa is going to murder someone in the next five minutes.
Andy Tries To Talk Sense Into Teresa
After the guys leave, Andy asks Teresa if she owes Margaret an apology. She says she did already no she did not. Andy asks if Louie gets turned on by her throwing a table like Joe Giudice did? She says Louie has never seen that before. Andy replies, “Most people haven’t.” Has Andy FINALLY had enough of Teresa? Teresa once again blames Margaret. More screaming. Can we end this crap? Please. I am sick of Margaret and Teresa screaming about the Louie situation. So is Andy. There is no way to reason with Teresa. She doesn’t understand the concept.
After the final break, Andy apologizes for his tantrums. Jackie say that the show saved her life this year. She doesn’t think she could do it without the world holding her accountable. Melissa says this year was good for her because Antonia has fully recovered. Finally, they have the final toast.
I’m going to recap the WWHL episode tonight because all of the husbands are there. So it is like another half hour of the reunion. Jennifer is in the audience and so is Frank’s girlfriend, Britney. She’s pretty! I need to hear her thoughts on Louie! Louie’s sister is also there. We start with polls. Who is your MVP of the season. Somehow Delores wins without really doing anything other than act like a normal human. Margaret was a close second and everyone else was in single digits. Teresa was dead last with only 4% of the vote. That’s gonna sting.
Next question, whose side are you on, Teresa or Melissa? Again, Melissa wins in a landslide with 90% of the votes. I hope the suits are paying attention. We are tired of Teresa! Next, people had a more favorable position on Louie after the reunion. Because they are suckers. Teresa Guidice turns 50 tomorrow. I loved this episode but there wasn’t really any real tea. Louie is still unemployed.