Sorry for the delay for this Below Deck Sailing Yacht recap. I can’t stop staying up all night and sleeping LITERALLY ALL day. I won’t go into all the details other than to say the mass shooting really affect me. We had many random shooting here including two shootings in one day. One day last week. One was a lunatic shooting children at the bus stop and and the same day another moron shot up a school bus with small children in it. Then, the Buffalo mass shooting. I’m supplementing my crazy pills with CBD gummies and that just makes me sleep all day.
Then, I am up all night watching Youtubes. I have never watched Youtubes as much as I have this week. I watch 12 hour live feed of people waiting in line for the Depp v. Heard last night and fell asleep sometime around 10 am. Sorry, on to the show.
GET OFF OUR YACHT, ASSHOLES!
So we are back with the asshole guests who now have change dinner to 11:15. Daisey is worried about Marcos he’s been up since breakfast waiting for these bastards to get up. Now they want Japanese beer with dinner. This has to be scripted. He finally gets them fed. Daisy is fed up. The jerkwads were pleased with dinner. But are ready to drink again now. So they deliver booze to their rooms. Which of course makes them late for breakfast and waking up at all different times. Barnaby scores points with Gary. And the sailing starts. Meanwhile, production play the audio to Dr. Nipples puking. Is the Captain Glenn’s revenge on the charter guests? 🙂 Never piss off the captain.
There rooms are a disgusting mess. My HOUSE is a disgusting mess but for the most part I am the only one who sees it. And when someone else does I am VERY embarrassed. But when I travel, my hotel room is always tidy. I would die to have the maid service come otherwise. I have never EVER asked anyone to pack my bags even when I stay in nice places. Don’t touch my things! Yet, with an hour to go before unloading the morons, EVERYONE expects their bags to be packed. Daisy says not to fold a thing and just shove it all in there. She doesn’t care. The tip was $20,000! Everyone was shocked. He announces the new stew will be there for the next charter. Ashley is a moron who needs to be thrown overboard.
Crew Night Out
Ashley isn’t just pissed that a new stew is coming who will probably be her boss. She is even more pissed that she is coming on their night off. How long will it take Gary to pounce on this? Did I ever mention that social media really came for Ashley after having sex with Gary when he was drunk and said no. No means no, Ashley, no matter the gender. Especially with drunk people. The new stew, Scarlett is beautiful! But seems a bit ditzy at first impression. Or maybe just young. OMG I was putting on some Icy Hot while recapping and then rubbed my eye. I literally thought I was going blind and it was PAINFUL. Do not recommend! I shall push on though with my one good eye.
On the two van rides over, Gary says he has not had sex with Ashley. That is because he was black out drunk and she took advantage of him. I don’t think he is lying, I think he has no recollection of what happened during that “massage.” At dinner, Gary tries Scarlett’s drink and Ashley is already pissed. While Daisy goes to smoke and Scarlett goes with her, Ashley starts her childish hissy fit at the table. Ashley tells the table, minus two stews that she remembers Gary’s dick in her vagina. What is with people on these shows who have never been taught about what is proper dinner conversation?
Back On The Boat
The van ride back to the boat had Ashley and Scarlett in the same van. Ashley is but hurt because she is a child. Even Colin tries to tell her that she is looking like a brat. This is going to get wild. It’s jacuzzi time. Gary puts a ton of dishwashing liquid in the jacuzzi in an attempt to
quell the STDs make bubbles. Ashley is guzzling tequila straight from the bottle and ceases to make sense. Gary tells everyone something to get them all in the crew mess to eat and he enjoys the jacuzzi by himself.
Ashley is wasted and putting more pasta in her mouth than humans should be able to do. But, she needs it. She has a belly full of tequila and when work starts in the morning it will all come up. Or it will come up ten minutes later while Scarlett is getting out of the shower. She can’t make it to the toilet so she pukes up spaghetti in the bathtub. This is so gross.
At least Ashley has some. remorse the next day. She promises to clean up the shower. Ashley, a normal person, is being way kinder to her than I would. If I see someone else puke, I immediately puke. At almost ten o’clock she goes to the crew mess and starts eating more spaghetti. She asks, Scarlett if she ate the night before. Obviously, she hasn’t cleaned up the vomit yet. Ashleigh says she will never look at spaghetti the same. Same her girlfriend. I’m nauseous just watching this.
The Morning After
Gary talks to Barnaby about how cute and normal Scarlett is. His response was, “Oh Dear.” Sigh here we go again. Ashley talks to Daisy about being second stew? SECOND STEW? You should be fired! OTOH, Scarlett has no experience. BUT, she is a fast learner and Daisy just seems to like her. Ashleigh is salivating to be second stew. At the preference sheet meeting we find that MORE BITCHES are coming on board. They were also on another (I think) Below Deck trip. On night two they want a ten course dinner. Captain Glenn says he will have their requested dinner with him on night one. He can’t do ten courses with these people.
The night before the guests arrive, Gary makes his move on Scarlett. They both talk a bit about Ashley. Kelsie… who for some reason we never gets TV and is the sanest person on the boat, tells Daisy that Scarlett doesn’t deserve walking into all the madness. They talk about the Ashley problem. Daisy and Scarlett seem to have bonded already. Captain Glenn needs another stew on standby, to replace Ashley. Daisy wants to see Scarlett’s CV. She clearly wants to make her second while Scarlett second, but apparently he has no experience. So she is going to make them both “juniors” LOL. This will send Ashley off the deep end. LOL.
I’m going to try to catch on on the trial while hopefully falling asleep at a normal time. Thanks for reading! Summer House reunion will go up tomorrow.