I miss the days when lots of you actually read my MAFS Boston recaps. I love this show. But, I have to recap in order of what you guys most want to read about. And lately, MAFS isn’t it. It was a bad season. It’s possible that no couples stay together on this final episode Or maybe we will get a reunion show. Yikes, I was all ready to go and couldn’t find the episode on my bulging DVR. I’ve been doing more sleeping and less binge watching. Thankfully, Saturdays are all about binge watching. I also have another 90 Day episode to recap today or tomorrow. I don’t think any of the couples will say yes honestly.
Jasmina & Michael
It looks like we are going to start with these two. The clips they are playing from the season are mostly positive. They still have not had sex! They have not even kissed! So, they are friends not husband and wife. Jasmina says she thought about divorcing Michael twice. Damn! We are getting right to the decisions. Jasmina says she wants to stay married! Michael wants to stay married too! Michael says they need to work on their relationship without the invasive cameras. I’m shocked! But, if they are happy, I am happy! So, YAY! The experts are not sure these two will work. The shrink says Michael always has another hoop for Jasmina to jump through.
Katina & Olajuwon
Once again their package is mostly happy. Except for Olajuwon demands that she not go to school, he wants her home cooking and cleaning like a 1950s housewife. And plenty of women or fine with that, but he was matched with an independent woman who has set goals for her life that don’t match with his plan. This was a terrible match. But they seem happy to see each other after the night of separation before decision day. He says they have a genuine, relationship and it has grown. These two haven’t had sex yet. That seems to be a decision they both made. Katina seems to be ready. Then, Olajuwon says that Katina can’t cook and her food isn’t edible. Oh Olajuwon!
Olajuwon is being such a dick. He is going to say no. I can feel it. She will probably say yes. And that is what he did. He says he wanted someone more experienced in life. Or wait, maybe that is not what he is doing. Now he is saying the he thinks his deceased father sent Katina for him. He says that today is his father’s birthday. He starts crying and they start hugging. If this doesn’t make any sense for you to read, that is because this whole situation is weird. The female experts are crying. Holy crap! He said yes! So that is TWO more couples than I thought that will stay together. Now even Pastor Cal is crying along with Katina and Olajuwon.
Noi & Steve
I hope Steve runs for the hills. Noi is not ready to be a wife. Once again, it’s another happy package of the marriage. There are thousands of women out there that would LOVE to be with him. Steve comes in with beautiful flowers for Noi. No Steve, no! Oh I forgot he bought her an engagement ring! Did he already give it to her? They hug after Noi tells Steve he makes her feel safe. All all of them are crying again. Then they fight because Noi wants Steve to do all the housework. I can’t stand Noi.
Steve says it is A NOI ING when Noi complains about him not working. Pastor Cal tries to explain to Noi that being in between jobs is not a bad thing. Especially for someone like Steve who seems financially secure. I’m sure he has the finances to pay his own bills. And didn’t he buy her a very expensive engagement ring? Steve goes first and even says something about him not feeling judged. Do you not live with her? She is the judgiest person ever. Steve wants to stay married. Now, it’s Noi’s turn. I really hope she says no. She says Steve doesn’t trust her. But, she says yes! Everyone is crying again. For all the wrong reasons. I keep trying to see if she has the ring on. So far, we are three for three. I’m SHOCKED!
Lindsey & Mark
I literally will not be able to take it if these two stay together. She’s a nutbar. Finally, we get a realistic package of their marriage. Oh God. I think they are going to stay together. WTF? On Wait, have we heard about Lindsey wanting to have a baby and go on vacations to Dubai and Australia with a baby in a backpack. Could you imagine being on a 24 flight with Lindsey with a baby? I’d have to highjack the pilot and tell him to get me off the plane. Somewhere. Anywhere. Lindsey complains about Mark being being on social media all the time. He also trashes her on social media. ALONG WITH THE REST OF THE FREE WORLD!
Here we go! Mark says yes. Dammit! Lindsey brings out a box with a button on it that says YES. I am STUNNED! STUNNED! Lindsey says they are together until death do us part. Yeah, she will probably murder him in his sleep.
Then we see all of them packing to move in together. Olajuwon wants to start traveling right away. I am almost ready. Noi wants Steve to get rid of his black leather couch and make his place more “wife friendly” She’s so demanding.They are going to travel too. Jasmina and Michael are not moving in with each other immediately. They going to renovate his grandmother’s house and live there.
The Couples Celebrate Making It To Decision Day
The couples all get together to celebrate their decisions. Then, Chris who was briefly married to that horrible woman arrives. He really got the shaft this season. Oh shit. Then, Alyssa arrives. Why is she even allowed back? Why are people even talking to her. Chris is dating again. I love that Lindsey talks shit about Alyssa. Katina and Olajuwon finally did the deed. They seem happy. She says it was well worth the wait. Then, Steve gets down on one knee and gives her a ring pop. Apparently, that is a thing between them. And then, he gives her the engagement ring! Noi cries so hard she can’t even get it on her finger.
It is a really pretty ring that matches her wedding ring. It was very sweet. They all agree they are all friends for life. I cannot wait until the reunion! Everyone seems to be in a good place FOR NOW.
At the reunion, Lindsey accuses Alyssa of sending inappropriate texts to her husband. That doesn’t surprise me. Katina and Michael are fighting. Alyssa once again says she really is a good person. NO, BITCH, NO YOU ARE NOT. You are an awful, mean human being. And any if not all of these people could could have split.