YAY! It is time for another RHONJ recap! The YAY! Is very sarcastic. When recapping a reunion, especially Jersey they scream over each other all the time and my old lady ears can’t differentiate who is saying what. It’s a PITA. But we pick up with Joe storming off the set and quitting the show and Andy sends Teresa to bring him back. Personally, I find Joe Gorga much more interesting than the Felon By Bravo. And he deserves to be paid. Okay. This is how far I got in the recap before I laid my head down for just one minute. It’s been a stressful few weeks. Sorry. I was just exhausted. I’m trying to pry my eyes open now.
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We begin with Joe Gorga beginning fed up with Teresa insulting him all the time. It’s the first every house husband storm off I think. Frankly, I think if Andy had the kind of power y’all think he does with casting, he would save Joe over Teresa anyday. This is the best husband group across any of the Real Housewives franchises. Is Teresa’s disco ball jumpsuit split in the ass? While Andy goes back stage to attempt to quell the sibling spat, the other girls use the time on stage to address Delores and Jennifer about always siding with Teresa. It’s all happening in a very mature way.
Don’t Call Me Bitch Boy! (Or Girl)
Andy is backstage trying to lure Teresa back on the stage but she is acting like a wild animal. Frankly, I am still half asleep. I was out like a like you guys. Teresa says she would never put her brother down. Andy and Joe point out she has done it twice tonight. She gives a flippant “sorry.” Just when you think that no one can be worse at apologies that Ramona Singer, Teresa says “Hold my beer.” Andy puts Louie in charge of getting through to Teresa and tells Joe to take a break. He will come out later with the guys. Could Andy FINALLY be getting as sick of Teresa as the rest of the planet?
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So Teresa goes back on stage with Andy to continue to brawl with the women. Before the actual filming resumes Andy meets Delores’ new man over Facetime. He’s Irish! He seems like a good guy. I still don’t understand the Frank situation. Frank has moved in with David. Dolores is back in her now fully restored house. Everyone loves Paulie. Except, Teresa who hasn’t really met him. Andy says Dolores needs to set up Paulie’s ex with Frank. David is now dating of Louie’s exes. But, supposedly not one of the “crazy” ones. The woman was dating Louie for the two months previously to him dating Teresa. Then, he ghosted her for Teresa. Great guy!
Teresa Wants The Attention Back On Her!
Teresa is sofa king self absorbed that she can’t stand when her own brother or her best friend Delores is the focus of our attention. Can someone get her a Dr. Seuss book or something to keep her occupied while the adults in the room talk? After the break, I learn that Rhianna is looking to Teresa Giudice as the woman on the entire planet she wants to us a parenting model? Well, so far, she is doing great at that, they both have criminals for their sperm donors in relationships that will never last.
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Is Teresa trying to make a yacht girl out of Gia like Yolanda did her daughters? I did not know about this “yacht incident.” At least Gia is 21 now and apparently in a steady relationship so maybe not. Andy addresses Gia’s concerns that she moved in with Louie to fast. Teresa first tried to blame it on Margaret again. Then, she says the allegedly abused exes are all jealous. She stands up and does a twirl, then she says “Mirror, Mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all. This is the most spot on thing Teresa has ever said.The quote is from the Evil Queen in Snow White is so vain she doesn’t just stare at herself in the mirror all day, she gets her mirror to tell her who she needs to kill.
Are We Really About To Talk About Finger Banging?
Apparently, Teresa Giudice is not the only RHONJ! Who knew? As we try to acknowledge that fact, we begin with Andy asking Delores about “drunk Melissa fingerbanging here. And with that RHONJ and Andy Cohen has sunk to a new low. Should we ask Andy Cohen about being a “circuit raisin”? Then he asks Jackie’s no oral sex rule. But, we quickly move in to her eating disorder issues. Jackie is eating normal foods now. She says she used to give herself two meals a week that she could eat in public. She is still really embarrassed about her disorder. My heart breaks for Jackie.
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Then we talk about Teresa’s fat shaming of Margaret all season. Margaret is NOT FAT. What is wrong with these people. She appears to be at a healthy weight and the TV cameras add 20 pounds. I doubt she is bigger than a size ten if that! This is why people get eating disorders! Teresa is a horrible person. Then she says, ” Wasn’t trying to fat shame her, I’m not stupid.” Um, yes you were and yes you are. You are in fact so stupid, you don’t even know you are stupid. Then, the moron’s response to everything becomes, “SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
More Body Shaming???
After the break, Andy asks if Jennifer thinks she does too much plastic surgery. Has he ever asked Heather Dubrow that question? Jennifer is very honest about her surgeries. She got a mommy makeover after having five kids and got a nose job. (And a chin implant that was removed shortly after). Then we move on to the brawling between Jennifer and Margaret this season. Margaret revealed Bill’s cheating on national TV. What kind of segue is this? They are all so mean to Jennifer. Except for Delores.
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At least Margaret felt bad about it. Teresa can’t stop rolling her eyes because the focus is not on her. Andy kind of blames Jennifer for going on the show with a secret. Andy asks about the kids reactions. Why do we need to know that. We move on to issues between Melissa and Jennifer. I didn’t realize they ran so deep. I must have forgotten why Melissa is so against Jennifer. Oh Andy talks about the whole Joe Gorga is a crook thing, and Jennifer has made blown up posters about Joe’s bad press. Wasn’t it Jackie who did that last year? I don’t remember. Jennifer’s point is that Melissa owes her an apology. Whatever. Moving on.
Good God. He Who Shall Not Be Named is on WWHL. NOPE! Not happening.
What Is Going On?
All of this random bitching about things from seasons ago is ridiculous! They are literally reliving fights since the beginning of time! Why is the cow’s ass turned to the ladies? THIS IS WHY! It’s all bullshit! Incoherent Screaming. Thank God it is over. Next week, Andy confronts Louie about all the stories out there about what a POS he is that Teresa is ignoring.
Sorry for the delay. I’m been feeling unwell this week and apparently needed a nap.
I thought this was the last part. Le’Sigh! (Marlo spelling.)
Louie did a 180. When Teresa walked backstage flapping her gums, Louie chimed in about Joe being the only man who stays in the women’s business. After Andy went backstage and Louie saw Andy calling Teresa out and telling her that Bravo wants Joe there, that she did insult him, that he (Andy) would be asking the same questions of Louie that Margaret did, that it was already out there, that Margaret did not put it out there, and telling Teresa to listen to Joe, then Louie started telling her to be quiet not to hurt him, she blabbered how she wasn’t and Louie told her that something she was doing was triggering him.
Teresa came out this past week and publicly half-ass apologized to her brother. I think Louie is behind that after seeing the fan response this season, especially after the 1st reunion episode. Teresa never apologizes. I’ve read so many comments from people who said they were Teresa fans until this year. She is disgusting. I think Louie is trying to keep his cash cow in line. You’re right TT, she has Ramona beat.
I really enjoy your commentary and you are spot on , I stopped watching the show it’s the same argument over and over different cast members but the same storyline if this show continues and in ten years , we will see the same storyline
I am dead serious asking this question. Are there any shrinks on this blog who can diagnose what is wrong with Teresa? It’s past being pompous, stupid, angry, in denial, jealous, embarrassed, etc. There is something mentally wrong with her. Furthermore, that jumpsuit is so butt ugly and why was she walking like that in it when she was heading back to see her brother after he left. Was it too tight? Seriously, something bad is going to happen one of these days with her anger issues. She needs help. I hope she reads this blog. Teresa, if you are reading this, for the sake of your children, you need to get professional help as soon as possible. I’m of the belief that she knows Luis is a scam artist but she is in so deep now, she’s just gonna keep going. WTF????
Antisocial personality disorder.
I hate when people do this on social media, and am NOT qualified to make the diagnosis, but she is a behavioral billboard for this disorder.
I just googled this. I think this might just be it. And to qualify…. this is just our opinion. Thanks. It sure does sound like her.
No therapist is going to offer diagnosis as it’s unethical to do so without conducting a clinical assessment-psychiatrists have to follow the “Goldwater Rule”
Again she behaves like an asshole and that’s not in the DSM 5
I agree with you 100%. I cant for the life of me see what Teresa’s appeal is for anyone to be a fan. Her voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard
Bring an asshole isn’t a mental illness
Being an asshole isn’t a mental illness.
Teresa have a very unattractive walk. I noticed it a couple of years ago. She walks a lot like her brother which is okay for a male but unattractive for a woman.
I was just going to comment on her walk, it’s like she has a load in her pants
Right! She has the nerve to make comments about Margaret’s ass but hers looked pretty awful as she was walking.
Y’all are do mean. CLEARY SHE WAS TRYING TO BE A RHINESTONE COWBOY!!!!
BWAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA
Theresa holds a grudge. She hates that Melissa and Joe joined the show. Can’t let it go. Her crown is tarnished. Being jail has fueled her rage and she really needs to talk to someone about that. She trusts NO ONE!
Have agree with Joe. Her daughters lip service needs a sock. Their attitude and tone are disgusting.
Oh, I forgot to add this. Why did Jennifer mess with her nose? She must be sick to her stomach when she sees herself. You could tell she had contouring on it to try to help it but, it’s just so bad. Bill must be so pissed she did this to herself. With. Someone. She. Found. On. Instagram. In. Turkey…. Should be on one of those “what not to do” things….
Ugh! All the yelling tonight!
If you noticed, Teresa was quiet until Andy called on her.
I’ve been noticing that when the show gets boring, Teresa has to jump in and cause drama. Melissa was helping her up until a couple seasons ago. By pretending they had problems between them. Then it came true.
Anyway, it’ll be interesting to see how Louie is going to respond to the allegations.
You did a great recap especially being sick! You are correct, Andy is indeed sick of Teresa. All of his asides were directed at Margaret, who I believe he finds to be reasonable. “Dr. Seuss”!!! Hahahahaha.
Jackie looks so much better. I lost a lot of weight and I am thinner than I would like. Looking back I realize I probably had some anorexia when raising the kids. I weighed 100-105 and I am 5’2″. I am 10-15 lbs over that now and feel too thin. I know nobody wants to hear this. But Jackie’s disorder showed me how hard it was for my family to understand my narcotic addiction. “Why not just stop taking them?” Because I’m addicted!! But I am better now thank the Lord.
So much screaming!!
Also Loved the picture you pulled, It is literally how I felt watching this. And Joe mimicking Nonno hearing “Crook” cracked me up. Teresa was so humble and likeable after getting out of prison. I refuse to call it camp. Was it just being on parole? Hmmm-
It is clear Andy wants Teresa axed and for once in my life (cuz I hate Andy) I agree with him. She is too volatile. I am sick of her and Melissa. Melissa joined to upstage Teresa because she is an exhibitionist and likes to flaunt herself hoping for a picture deal. All of the crap Joe did to promote her made me sick supposedly building her a music studio, etc. The restaurant deal….that family is just nuts.
I am glad TT is not recapping the Miami bunch. I have never in my life seen such plastic ladies. It is revolting the way they all look. SICKENING!!!!!!
I am sick of the cleavage. They are way to old to have everything hanging out. It makes them all look old. Cover up. And it isn’t just on this show, the others are just a bad.
I totally agree! Jennifer’s dress proves that point!
This 🙌 Melissa loves to look Innocent beside big bad Teresa 🙄 She totally came on to upstage her!!! I don’t condone Teresa’s behaviour for a second but I do think she’s in way over her head and she just can’t cope and just gets so angry!! Since the Show started so much has happened to her family!! Fallouts with friends fallouts with family, the court case, prison, parents death, divorce and raising four daughters it has to make you either crazy or bitter 🤷♀️ And then there’s Louie 🙄
As someone who lives in South Florida, EVERYONE looks like that.
South Florida is a shallow, materialistic place.
YMMV.
I applaud Jackie’s vulnerability and progress. Evan seems so supportive. The whole David/Dolores thing is beyond bizarre. It seems to me he was with her more for her family than herself. And all this time I thought Teresa was jealous of Melissa- I think she’s actually jealous of Joe though. He is soooooooo much more likeable than she is. And clearly Andy’s favorite. Teresa is inserting her hatred for Margaret into every. Single. Thing. It’s exhausting. She needs to stfu.
I think Teresa is jealous because Joe and Melissa seem to have a good relationship. Despite all of his posturing, he is respectful of his wife. I always thought Teresa was jealous that Joe and Melissa had two sons.
Has Teresa ever said one thing that would lead you to the conclusion that she’s jealous that Melissa and Joe have two sons? I have never heard any such thing. I’m curious how you came to that conclusion.
Skye, I agree with your comment about the Miami “ladies.” I watched the first episode and was surprised at the clothing they were wearing in public however the second episode was even more outrageous. One outfit was nothing but large netting. She was basically nude. The rest of the cast wasn’t much better.
Their homes were unbelievably ostentatious. The language and subject matter would have been rated XX for a movie.
I kind of liked Florida when it was on a few years ago, especially with the old Grandmother. Now none of them look like the same women – and they all scream like Jersey.
I am no prude – or I would have never started watching Jersey – but the screaming, swearing and subject matter gets worse every year.
I decided last night was the last time I would subject myself to such nudity and vulgarity. However, I will still visit Tamara’s site every morning because I enjoy her comments and writing style
Has anyone else noticed how Theresa licks the corners of her mouth? Is it nerves or she’s just about to tell a lie? Pinnochio syndrome?
If Teresa is back next season its one less Bravo show I will watch. Down to top chef, project runway and RHOBH. The publics opinion of her behavior this year has really tanked. A television show should be entertaining but not cause me to get angry watching it. Can’t do it anymore
Same here. I still watch RHOBH, but I’m done with this one if they keep the felon. I’ve heard Andy comment over the years about these ladies and everyone loving watching how the housewives live. There’s nothing entertaining or appealing about Teresa – not her clothes, not her tacky houses, and the bitch is dumb as a rock.
MelG, you are giving rocks a bad name 🙂
Teresa wore that FUCKING FUG jumpsuit to give Andy a boner. And she kept sweeping her hair into a “mock side pony” to double down on the brown-nosing factor.
You are right about that walk. I hadn’t noticed it before. I think the unbroken line from torso to ass accentuates the cowboy with loaded pants gait.
I definitely noticed the “load in the pants” walk. HA!
I’ve been saying the same thing about her walk all season!!! Big stick up her ass???
Maybe all that Downward Dog was really Bucking Bronco!
That jumpsuit did her no favors.
That jumpsuit was FUGLY!
BAHAHAHA, Tamara, “give her a Dr. Seuss book”…Teresa would still need someone to either interpret it for her or read it to her.
Teresa’s vile behavior is applauded by Bravo, and she has fans who love her. Why? I don’t get it. It’s appalling how verbally abusive Teresa is being to Margaret and Joe. Why doesn’t Andy put a stop to it. He has done it before when at one of the reunions Teresa was being horrible to Jacqueline and Andy said enough.
Jackie IMHO had the best and most genuine storyline of the season. However, if the rumors are true, she is getting demoted. If you’re an unhinged numb skull, because Teresa is dumb, you get rewarded.
The best part of the reunion was when Margaret and Jackie tried to talk some sense into Jennifer regarding her a-s kissing Teresa. It seemed to me that Jennifer knows Teresa is an idiot, but she believes that kowtowing to Teresa is the key to staying on the show.
I remember seeing on Instagram Delores and Caroline pictured together, and I knew Teresa would exact her revenge…Boom…. Dolores doesn’t get invited to the engagement party. Dolores wants us to believe she didn’t mind, bull.
Is Theresa that dumb or is it an act?
I shudder to think at how many times her kids have bore the brunt of her nastiness. Whether it is intended or not.
Maybe it’s me, but whenever I see someone in a jumpsuit, I wonder how they use a public restroom. You have to basically get naked to go to the bathroom and with the gaps in stall doors. No thank you!
She is really that dumb.
Didn’t she go to Catholic school? If she graduated, the nuns’ standards have slipped. Maybe she was a pity pass. You can’t fix dumb.
I would almost have more respect for her if she was playing the role of dumb to secure her spot. You’re right. Dumb can’t be fixed. I have problems with her willful ignorance.
I’ve known of some Catholic schools that weren’t exactly academically rigorous. Or maybe her parents slipped some extra money into the offering plate to keep her in school? Or she cheated? I went to college with someone a lot like Theresa. Not very bright, but thought the world should revolve around her. She cheated left and right. The professors and TAs knew, but were told to look the other way
I swear Teresa blames Margaret for everything. If she farts, she would find a way to blame Margaret. As for Jennifer, oy….she is such a freaking puppet. If Teresa left the show, what would Jennifer do?
Random remark …
That new advertiser, Hobo (purses), I REALLY like them.
I like the “35 gadgets you want …” ads too.
The ads are tailored for each viewer. Overall they are not the same for everyone. I get a lot of D’Artagnan ads, because PORK CHOPS. I have been waiting on them to go on sale for FOREVER. And other places where I shop right now I have a lot of PayPal because I keep talking about them. 🙂
That said, when you mention a company you have ads for I start getting those.
Think Tee was walking like that because she recently
had surgery
When I used to watch these reunions before I deferred that task to TT, I would have to put the closed captions on in order to figure out what they were screaming over each other. Funny thing is, the closed captions struggled also.
Theresa is veering into NeNe territory. And Bravo finally had enough of NeNe.
The reason she walks like that is she is bowlegged like the gorilla she is. She has a forehead like a primate also. She thinks she is so attractive standing up and quoting the Evil Queen. She certainly quoted the corrected the character as she is the evil one in the group.
I have to wonder what does louie’s ex wife think of her son living with this vile person?
I don’t like Tersesa any more. She is just so pig headed and dumb. Incredibly stupid. And so full of herself. Completely uninteresting. Time for her to be retired. Being too dumb to understand what’s going on is not a storyline.