BY: POPCULTUREKELLY
If it’s Monday then you know it’s Summer House recap time! This reunion looks to be a hot mess. Just like we love! To preface this recap, I will try my best to make it as cohesive as possible. It’s hard with the back and forth. I will forever bow to our fearless leader Tamara for making it look so easy. It’s not.
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We begin with everyone arriving. It’s nice of Amanda and Paige to arrive with freshly washed hair. No time to dry and style it? Paige arrives with a full-on stank face that never leaves the reunion. Andy hopes that Paige didn’t take any reunion advice from Craig since he’s not good at them. Paige proves that she is just as bad, or worse, than Craig at reunions. Andy rolls the clip from his visit to the Summer House. He found Paige and Ciara’s room disgusting. No surprise.
Hot Hubb Reunion
We get right into Lindsay’s miscarriage. Andy thanks her for sharing that with us. A viewer asks why Lindsay was slut shamed as the guys skated through with nary a question of who they dated. We see how this reunion will go from the jump. Amanda, Paige and Ciara (with Mya as light backup) against Lindsay. Awesome. Lindsay points out that Luke was single and never questioned. Paige yells “Well Luke didn’t have a miscarriage!”
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I’m never one to say so and so should be fired as it’s entertainment, but fuck. Paige needs to be fired. Or demoted. Her ego is so out of control. Amanda pipes up to defend that, because of course. And honestly, I think Amanda had good intentions at one point with Lindsay. I don’t feel like that anymore. She’s up Paige’s ass and is shoveling shit for Paige’s agenda. It’s obvious and it sucks.
Carl Defends Lindsay
Next, Carl steps in to defend Lindsay from the onslaught of attacks from Paige and Amanda (and a little bit from Mya). Carl points out that Lindsay is open and honest on the show. Paige doesn’t share her full life with the show. Paige says “what did YOU do this summer?” Carl tells her that he stayed sober while processing his brother’s death, you spoiled, useless piece of shit. He didn’t add the last part but God I wish he did.
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Paige doesn’t know how to process anyone not dropping to her level so she sits there and pouts. Mya and Oliver are still kind of together. Andrea is with Lexi and very happy. Oooh we get a Marshalls commercial starring Danielle and Lindsay! And it’s not that cringe! This is the real reason Paige hates them. Little miss wannabe fashionista didn’t get the Marshalls commercial. I’m cackling.
The Premeditated Gang Up is Real
Ciara still doesn’t know what she wants to do with her life. She’s happy in New York. Hopefully crawling out of Paige’s ass is on the list. It’s all the same rehashing stuff. We do learn that Carl told Austen not to come to the Summer House because it looks thirsty to be on three shows. Here’s how I wish it would go. Ciara: Lindsay, I’m sorry I didn’t consider your feelings in Vermont. I was caught up in Austen but should have had a real talk with YOU, NOT AUSTEN, about it. I’m sorry. Lindsay: Ciara, I’m sorry I took out my hurt feelings on you this summer with Austen. I should have just let him be and went on my merry way. I’m sorry that I hurt you in return. Let’s move on, live our best lives watching Austen’s comeuppance together. But no. More back and forth ensues.
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Mya and Alex are astounded that anyone is fighting over Austen. Alex rightfully calls Austen the honda civic of male attractiveness. Lindsay apologizes to Ciara for hurting her. The apology isn’t up to Amanda’s standards so Lindsay does it again and again. Jesus. No apology back from Ciara though. We visit the fight between Danielle and Ciara. Craig says Ciara was mostly pissed that she didn’t get a reaction out of Lindsay. Truth. Luke is completely right when he blames Paige for revving Ciara up into a fight. Paige doubles down and says she would do it again. Perhaps if she has a glass thrown at her she would think differently? Danielle cries. She tells Ciara that she’s grown to hate her for not calling her when the shows aired. She’s super hurt that Ciara threw the glass at her then never called her while it was airing. End scene.
More To Come Next Week
Next week: on the Summer House reunion: More gang ups against Lindsay. Kyle is married to his job, per Amanda. Paige blames Lindsay for the Craig/Krisitn thing somehow. Wow. I have so many feelings! Paige has surpassed Hannah as the worst person on Summer House. Tough competition but she wins. Kyle even seems to be team mean girl. Alex, Andrea and Luke chime in when the gang ups are happening, which I appreciate. But ugh. Let’s discuss more in the comments!
I agree. Paige was impossible this season and needs to go. And I adored her last season. She should be embarrassed what she looks like (and I don’t mean physical) at the reunion. I thought Hannah was bad but this is just beyond Hannah.
Has she always been this bad? I have the memory of a goldfish when it comes to these people so I could be wrong. I don’t remember her being this awful? Until this season.
I don’t think she was quite this bad. She always seemed stuck up and like she thought she was better than everyone else but I think dating Craig has made it way worse. I mean anyone who picks Craig of Andrea come on, not many men bring coffee to you in your messy bed.
Thank you! I don’t remember her being this bad. Like you said she’s always been stuck up but she was funny and (seemingly) harmless. I loved her confidence too. But after watching Craig bamboozle her, she doesn’t seem that confident. She seems bratty, petty and spoiled.
So true! Luke and Andrea are great and now sober Carl. I’m like many of you in wondering what happened to Paige? She needs to go.
She’s always been this bad, honestly. I have never been able to stand her behind the scenes shit stirring. She literally replaced Hannah with Ciara to lay in that bed and talk shit lol
She gunned for Hannah to be booted. She has always wanted to be the top princess. She is just a nasty sanctimonious bitch. She has been shit stirrer and works people up to violence.
Yes. Get rid of Paige and Ciara. Keep everyone else. And give Alex a chance! You need some non drama people on reality tv to balance out the rest. 😀
We already have Mya for that. Alex is wet paint and was missing have to season.
I think Kelly nailed it. Paige is pea green with envy because Lindsay and Danielle got a commercial spot for Marshalls. And the commercial was cute. How are ego cannot except that Lindsay got it over her. Lindsay look gorgeous on the reunion.
I had no idea who Alex was because I can only watch sporadically. Still don’t know but he is cute. And isn’t he the one who called Austen the Honda of looks? Also, my 2007 Honda Civic was offended. She gets me everywhere I need to go, But she does need some freezone or something before summer so the air will work. 🙁
I can’t believe how these women are treating a woman who suffered a miscarriage. I don’t get how that leads to justification for slut shaming either. None of these women are in a committed relationship except for one person and that isn’t a picture of a healthy relationship plus it started out as a booty call. They all have fun, it is why they are even on a show. Lindsay seemed to actually have the most well adjusted summer she had since the show started.
Not a drop of empathy to be found. I’m most disappointed in Amanda and Kyle. Carl married them, loves them both and THIS is how they treat the woman Carl wants to be with? Their supposed “friend”????? Im so angry with them. Lindsay, with all her faults, always had Kyles back. Fuck him for not having hers.
Amanda and her gang are too immature to concept how devastating a miscarriage can be.
Also, Lindsey was pretty horrid to Amanda in the early seasons. She sided with the turrible twins and their treatment toward Amanda. Remember Kyle’s 17-page manifesto? I don’t think Amanda has let that go. She’s now in with a clique that is happy to treat Lindsey badly. They are the epitome of mean girls that want to slut shame Linds when they have acted the same way with men.
Also, I think Kyle may enjoy Lindsey as a good female friend but still recognize that the hurricane of emotions that is Lindsey isn’t who he wants in a partner for his best friend.
Amanda started out as a bootie call for Kyle. She thinks she deserves half of the business. Have to do a lot more work. She can’t even handle her finances at 30. What’s with grandpa’s trust Amanda wants to hide.
I have thought that about Amanda too. She started as a booty call for Kyle and she’s constantly being judgey???
I believe that Paige is jealous of Carl & Lindsay, the new Bravo couple. I’m sure Paige thought she & Craig would be the next one.
Facts
100 percent! She is very “ everything should be about me”.
Agreed, Paige is appalled if it isn’t about her. When Andrea said Lexi was the best woman he had ever met Paige said “not me??”. Correct Paige, definitely not you.
BOOM
Yep. How DARE they “steal” the limelight.
I would love it if Craig and Naomi got back together.
I would love that too. I bet they’d be great together now.
Ooh this is getting juicy! Love the Paige bashing. It is so insane watching her ego enlarge as the show goes on. Like wow?! Ugg and she has no idea how ugly it makes her. Next season they either need someone tough enough to really challenge her, or she’s got to go. She’s peaked, we need change.
I think you hit the nail on the head. I also suspect her relationship with Craig is not the best because she should be happy and loved up. She is mean and vindictive and very child like at the moment which makes me think everything is not okay.
The Honda civic comment was the best moment so far. I loved how Carl held Lindsays hand during the gang up from the girls. You could see how hurt Danielle is over Ciara throwing the glass at her. She left a bruise and that’s technically assault
It sounded like there was some question about the cause of the bruise when Danielle said something about “not from Craig holding me back, but from YOU (Ciara) throwing a glass at me!”
Ciara’s LAMEASS excuse of not reaching out to apologize because “I didn’t think we had that kind of relationship” is STUPID. It doesn’t MATTER WHAT KIND of relationship you have. Wrong is wrong.
I have been trying to figure out what is different about Ciara’s looks that make her not as attractive as last season. I was starting to think it was because I despise her now. Then I looked at some older photos. It’s the STRAIGHT FLAT hair. She used to have a slight wave that hit about halfway down her face. That little bit of difference makes a lot of difference.
I love Danielle and she along with Carl are the adults in the house. Ciara should be ashamed.
PCK! thank you for using that photo of Paige! That’s her inner person showing!
Yes! Sooo true
I am not a Paige fan but I do not like Lindsey at all. Never have never will. Luke can go he brings absolutely nothing to the franchise !! This is one big shot show.
BTW how come I can’t find the PayPal button lol
I like Paige. I actually think that she became nasty after she was befriended by Ciara. Ciara is the one who ASSAULTED someone this season. She twists the facts to justify her nasty behavior imho. Her behavior at that dinner was appalling. It’s such a joke that she got that worked up oner Austin.
I hope Paige can salvage her reputation here as I understand all the hate, but I really think Ciara is a poison in this group.
And ~ I also agree that Kyle should have stuck up for Lyndsey!! That dude is dealing with so. many issues he can’t think straight.
Ooh that’s an interesting perspective, Ciara is the poison. I can entertain that idea. I guess we’ll find out for sure next season
Used to love Paige. I don’t know if it’s Craig or Ciara bringing out the worst in her, but it’s awful. She can’t even admit she was slut shaming Lindsay. Like just say your friend was hurt and you were trying to back her up.
More importantly WHY IS CIARA STILL ON THE SHOW? She assaulted Danielle. And still won’t apologize. She should absolutely be banned.
So I actually think Kyle and Amanda are in a weird position. Carl is Kyle’s bff and Paige is Amanda’s. I think they are trying to walk a line, but again CIARA IS THE WORST. She is immature, mean, and threw a glass at someone!
Honestly do not know why more people are not outraged by Ciara hurting Danielle.
That was a bad scene.
Danielle is a class act and didn’t deserve that attack.
Come on people !!!
Truth
It is odd that Bravo just expects all of their shows to have assaults and doesn’t seem to blink an eye. Has anyone ever been fired on one of their shows after assaulting someone? I know at least with MTV, some of the shows have immediately terminated cast members for violence. Bravo relishes in it.
And Ciara is a nurse. Seems weird that she wouldn’t be worried that it would impact her professional reputation. She literally gave zero fucks.
She claims to have not known that she threw a glass until she watched it back (liar). So if that really was true, she didn’t think that immediately warranted an apology? Especially after seeing in the press how upset Danielle was?
Why is no one concerned that she was so mad over the Honda Civic that she blacked out?!? That is some serious anger management issues.
Yeah, some nurse. A nurse who don’t even know the word lobotomy. Ciara is a vile and poisonous person, and so is Paige. Both are lazy who stay in bed all day, until it’s time to get dressed to go out or to dress for dinner that someone else in the house cooks. Get rid of Paige and Ciara. They got rid of Hannah for way less than what those two are doing. This show is going bye bye from my television, along with a few others from bravo.
Not to mention Carl works for Kyle . Awks!
Alex is wrong about Austen being the Honda Civic of male attractiveness.
Austen is the beige Gremlin of male attractiveness.
Hahahahaha. Much better comparison!!
I agree. I watched that and was like damn, why’d you have to bring Honda into this?!!
I think Ciara and Paige equally are the worst together. Paige is an actual parasite that sucks all the common sense out of the other girls (Hannah, Amanda, Maya) and Ciara is a follower with no real opinion of her own. If you recall last season she let the other girls convince her that Luke was the worst person in the world even though he did nothing to her…. I could really do without either of them next season.
Paige may appear confident but in reality she’s just a conceited, egotistical jerk. Yes, she cute & pretty with a lovely smile. But it appears because of these traits, she feels she should be given a pass in all things called Life. She is very judgey when it comes to Lindsay despite Paige’s own double dalliances. Carl was right – she riled Ciara up pre-fight. Ciara, for all her beauty & accomplishments, really is thick headed. She just follows Paige’s directives because it’s easier than thinking for herself. The only adults in the room are Carl, Danielle, Andrea &, oddly, Luke. And 100% Paige is jealous that it’s the Carl & Lindsay show and not her & Craig. And WHY ARE THESE WOMEN STILL TALKING ABOUT AUSTEN!
Respectfully gotta disagree here. I think Paige is the follower. Ciara was pissed because she was rejected, and Paige jumped on the bandwagon. Also, I don’t want to diminish Ciara’s agency in all of this. She is so immature and caught up in a vacation hook up that she threw a glass at a roommate. After months had passed!!
Cannot stand Ciara and Paige. They need to be dumped. Both are filthy nasty, lazy heifers.
👏👏 I agree.
Paige NEEDS to go. Same with Ciera. I wish Amanda could go too but they won’t get rid of her. Lindsey promotes Lover Boy constantly. The way Kyle and Amanda treat Lindsey is despicable to watch.
I love Lindsay and Carl. The real hero of the season was Daniel though. Talk about a ride or die friend. She knew the mean girl clique of Paige, Ciara and Amanda crossed the damn line. She usually hangs in the background but this time she’d had it. Female cliques are the worst ( Paige, Ciara, Amanda). Can we just say it girl cliques are how females bully;gossiping, excluding, slut shaming and judhing.
Unpopular Opinion alert. I just watched the reunion but I am unable to watch this show due to the fact that every network floods Sunday night with shows. I did just get to watch the reunion. So I am still going mostly with what I saw in previous seasons and the occaision episode.
I still love Paige and Ciara.
Let the beatdown begin. I probably deserve it.
You love them because you haven’t watched.
They are despicable entitled lazy little bitches.
Kelly nailed it when she said how hateful they are because Lindsay and Danielle got a commercial instead of them. Bwahahahaha!
Neither of them are very smart, and have vocabularies of a 6th-grader.
I fear your lack of Cottonelle and Smart Water is taking a toll. This can only be a cry for help. I’ll send some asap 😂
And some black box red blends and some tall Coors Light twelve packs? ROFLMAO. I feel that that meme of the old lady standing inside her house with the sign that says Please send beer.
Make the Nikki Glaser promos STOP! PLEASE!
Omg please!! I’m so sick of them!! They’re not funny and has made me never want to watch the show!
Omg yes!!! What the heck is up with all of the promotion for her ???
Paige was a nasty piece of work . Not buying her excuse- the only thing that makes sense is jealousy.
STILL talking about Austen. Ugh. Ciara apologized to Danielle the next day but she wanted another apology the next day? “Damn girl, you see how I threw that glass? My bad”. I wouldn’t have texted her either. Not sorry.
I have a bit of a soft spot for Lindsay because I see a damaged girl under her tough exterior. But everything Kyle said about her is true. She is batshit crazy.
Unpopular opinion: excluding kissing someone, no one had a body count like her- couple that with the trauma of a miscarriage i would have been concerned as a friend.
I think Danielle is annoying. She literally lives up Lindsay’s crazy ass.
True. So boring.
I forgot one of my favorite things about the whole show.
Kyle was wearing a Douche Canoe shirt! Bwahahahaha!
Now … if Paige would start promoting “Cunt Satchel” clamshell coin purses … she really would be a fashionista!
Andy keeps asking what Austen has that attracts the ladies. They keep saying tall… but it must be a big wiener or a talented tongue. It’s sure not a huge IQ!
Paige and Ciara bring nothing to the show. They lay in bed all day and do nothing. The others go out and party and have fun. Wasn’t this supposed to be a show about friends sharing a summer house and having a good time. This is not happening it’s becoming like the housewives show they tear each other up. I will not watch if Paige and Ciara continue to remain on the show. Summerhouse was one of my favorite shows because I don’t watch the housewives anymore now I don’t know what I’m gonna do if They bring those two back. I will have to say goodbye to summerhouse too and the only show to watch would be below deck. Thank God for TLC and lifetime with married at first sight.
Does everyone forget this is Bravo. They never get rid of anyone due to bad behaviour. If they did, Teresa, the Pit bull, Guidice, would have been fired years ago. She is the definition of bully and violence, yet she is still on the show.
Amanda started out as a bootie call for Kyle. She thinks she deserves half of the business. Have to do a lot more work. She can’t even handle her finances at 30. What’s with grandpa’s trust Amanda wants to hide.