Y’all I am a hot mess today. I wish it was Saturday when I didn’t have to recap. See Open Forum for my full on meltdown. I am so not in the headspace to recap this stupid show. Nevertheless, I persist. But, I will be going back to bed the second this ends. I’ve has several unwatched episode of Kandi and the Gang on DVR and have been watching them. It really got a lot better. I’m totally hoping for another season. Moving on….
First of all I hate that no one told Drew to say edge of your seat. Seats are not hairlines. It irks me. We start with Sanya telling us she has move 9 family members living in her house. Including her brother his wife and two kids. Clearly, they are just living there for filming. Pausing tape. When I was 19 I worked for the now defunct Eastern Airline and could fly for free We went to Jamaica. And on the very first night it did not go well. There were men pounding on our door saying we has a phone call. Literally no one knew where we were. The next day we moved to a fancy place we could not really afford. And there we met a “tour guide” who chaperoned us. I guess we and by we I mean I paid for him. We stayed out to long one night in a sketchy neighborhood and the older lady I went with was dumber than a bag of rocks.
I somehow had an ear for Jamaican and knew we were in a bad spot. Our guide knew I knew and she did not. Sorry. Random thought. Also, we were flying first class and on the way back I was crying in couch because apparently they could tell I might have snorting some things on my visit. Shut up, it was the eighties! LOL. I can also tell I am going to overshare and make this recap about me. Sorry. I hate Sheree, the bone carrier. I do love Kenya reading Marlo. I hate the forced relationship between these two. But, Kenya has to do to get camera time. I despise Sheree she is too stupid to live.
Drew’s Marital Problems
I don’t care. Ralph is a douchebag. End of story. Did he just say he can’t be fucking her because she is a 50 year old woman. Do you have any idea how many… never mind. Let’s move on. All I am saying is that 50 year old women still have sex. I mean I haven’t had any in years but let’s just say a lot of hot younger guys don’t care. They will put their dicks anywhere. Ralph is a gaslighter. It also says something that ALL of the gay men in production love him. I’m just saying… I get gay guys sometimes hit on straight men, but…
Brooklyn is ADORABLE. Meanwhile, Kandi gets all the bags. I have so much pride in Kandi. Todd may be straying? He can’t handle her success. Todd has a condo with his ex in New Jersey? Story line? Sorry this is half hearted. I don’t even know what this Halloween thing is. Marlo doesn’t know what she is doing and neither do I. I am confused about the whole story. I am so distracted by all the weird makeup I have no idea what is going on but apparently Marlo and Kandi are bonding. Ralph is obnoxious.
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Not so allegedly, Blaze has failed their health inspections more than once. Oh now, the guys are going all RHONJ. I do not care about these guys. The RHONJ seem more familiar with each other. AMIRITE? The topic is about Drew and the massage situation. Ralph is a dick. Why do I like Marlo this season? She is such a good “mom”. Meanwhile, Ralph on a ” I really need to show you I am not fucking anyone else” date and she falls for it. She has the coins he does not. He is full of shit. End of recap. I am off to bed.