Phew, we’ve made it to the season finale Summer House recap! We did it y’all! Through all the ups and downs, screaming and slut shaming, prenup and Craig/Austen scenes, we’ve arrived. Though it will end with a wedding most of us don’t want to happen, I’m sure it will at least be aesthetically pleasing. We pickup with Kymanda still fighting. Amanda doesn’t feel like she has to do homework on important life decisions, such as a prenup. She’s so sheltered that it’s kind of sad.
Danielle decides to move to Charleston with Robert. Paige can’t believe Craig, the beacon of honesty he is, lied to her about not coming to the Summer House! Craig. Lots of hookups happen. Luke FINALLY gets to make out and play guitar for a woman! Alex and Ciara drunkenly kiss. Mya and Oliver have a sweet talk about their relationship. Prom is a success.
Weddings Should Be Fun
The next morning the gang wakes up to clean and say goodbye to the Summer House. The sparks between Carl and Lindsay are on full display. In the city the producers give us a small montage of Andrea’s underwear shoot. Thank you producers! Fifteen days before the wedding, Kymanda finds a florist. They also find Covid. No snark, it’s a shitty thing to happen before a wedding. Lots of tears as they quarantine together.
With all that they had to do, they never got a prenup. Holy fucking stupid. We quickly get to the day of the wedding. The guests arrive, each commenting on how huge her parent’s backyard is. It’s massive. All the Summer House crew is there. Even Austen and Craig. Gross. Carl is being a supportive, amazing friend to Kyle as he gets ready. Their genuine friendship is honestly my favorite part of this show.
Here Comes The Bride
Amanda’s dad breaks down in tears as she walks down the stairs. Damn it Amanda’s dad I have tears too! Amanda looks gorgeous. Her dress is simple, the veil is gorgeous. A truly beautiful bride. Amanda and Kyle do a first look before walking down the aisle. Kyle cries as we get a montage of some of Kymanda’s reasons to not get married. Yet, here we are.
Kyle’s parents escort him down the aisle. Then Amanda’s dad escorts her down the aisle. Carl officiates the wedding. He did a great job. Kymanda’s vows were sweet. We will discuss the love at first sight Instagram photo in the comments. Lindsay tells us that she and Carl have been spending a lot of time together. They hold off on relationship talk until Carl completes his year of sobriety. Everyone dances and has fun. The wedding happened. Praise be, it’s over!
Reunited And It Doesn’t Feel So Good
Next week on Summer House recap: It’s the reunion and Paige is an entire bitch. Stank face on for the majority of the time. She fights with Carl and Lindsay. Danielle and Ciara go at it. Alex drops the line of the reunion by comparing Austen to a Honda Civic lol. Paige is on WWHL with Vanessa Bayer. Paige denies slut shaming Lindsay. It’s on camera, girl. We saw it. Lots of games are played. Paige and Vanessa do a reenactment of the Amanda/Lindsay scene from a few weeks ago. Vanessa does a good job as Lindsay.
Paige and Vanessa give a rose and thorn for the Summer House season. Vanessa’s rose: Mya’s conversation with the gang about race. Thorn: Austen’s gaslighting and Andrea getting his face kicked. Paige’s thorn: When all the girls were fighting in the kitchen. Her rose is falling in love with Craig. Let’s continue in the comments!