BY: POPCULTUREKELLY
Get your best tiara and corsage ready for this week’s Summer House recap! Before we have fun, we must revisit Kyle’s implosion from last week. Poor guy looks like he’s going to have a stroke. Danielle, Lindsay and Carl ultimately take Kyle home as he was too upset to stay at the restaurant. Everyone leaves, to go boxes in hand. HOLY SHIT. CIARA and Mya went out to a club! Ciara chose to not lay in bed with Paige and to actually have fun! It was nice to see. Kyle can’t understand why everyone is so mad at him. Knowing Kyle (on television) for these past five years, it’s more like he feels guilty but can’t cope with his actions yet. The next day they have a nice beach day where Kyle vents it all out to Carl. Love their friendship. Ciara and Lindsay even chat. Wonders never cease.
Drunken Prom Daze
Back at the house everyone gathers for a fire. Amanda whines about how much she and Kyle have to do for their wedding. I could be way off base here but they do have internet at the Hamptons, correct? If my florist canceled THREE WEEKS before my wedding, googling “florists near me” is literally all I would be doing. I get that they have to film the tv show. Yet we see Paige and Ciara on their phones doing absolutely nothing. It would be refreshing to see a proactive Amanda doing something for her own wedding. In her own words, her problems are “out of sight out of mind”. Cool. Hope she remembers that when her fiance has a coronary from carrying all the stress on his own. Carl and Lindsay are getting closer which is so cute to see! Those old clips show how far Carl has come. Wow.
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It’s finally prom night! My oldest son is going to his Junior prom this weekend. Such an exciting time when you’re in high school. Looks like a lot of work to have one as grown ass adults. Lindsday decides to write a cute note to Carl. Carl responds and it’s cute. We see the foundation forming. I’m praying they work out as a couple. Lindsay wears the dress she wore to her junior prom. She looks beautiful. Luke’s date Nicole arrives looking gorgeous as well. Oh God, Craig surprises everyone by coming to the prom. Alex shoots his shot by asking Ciara to prom. She says yes. Amanda decides being drunk is the perfect time to Facetime her mom. Her mom reiterates that they have so much left to do for the wedding. Kyle brings up the prenup to Amanda. No shock here, they end up in a huge fight.
They Actually Get Married
Next week on the season finale Summer House recap: It’s the wedding day. Kyle and Amanda actually get married. Austen and Craig are guests. Puke. Lindsay and Carl discuss taking their friendship to the next level. I cannot thank you all enough for all your comments. Last week was LIT. It’s so much talking to y’all’ about our favorite trainwrecks. Let’s keep going this week in the comment section! Love and appreciate you all!
Thanks PCK! Love your recaps! Hope your son has a great 1st prom night. I’m almost 70 and remember mine like it was yesterday.
XOXO
Awww thank you!! He’s so excited. I remember mine vividly as well. Amanda and Kyle can’t even go to prom without fighting. They actually get married. I still can’t believe it
I missed it, thanks for the recap!! Now I just need to Watch it! I cannot believe they are going to actually get married.
Yes definitely watch it! All I keep saying js “they actually get married” 😂🤯
I’m with you on the Amanda front. Why didn’t she get her group of girlfriends together to start hunting down florists as soon as they found out the florist cancelled? I’d really like to know which one of them (Kyle or Amanda) was second-guessing the florist enough to make them quit. I mean, really, it’s a back yard wedding. How complicated did the flowers have to be?
I really hate Paige this season. I felt so sorry for Andrea when Craig walked in. There went his prom date. I cringe at the way she allows Craig to manipulate her. On a side note, the prom dress that Lindsey was wearing went on sale at either Macy’s or Dillard’s (the $400 version was a knock-off) shortly after Halle Berry wore it at the Academy Awards. My friend and I were shopping at Fashion Show Mall in Las Vegas and saw the dress there. We thought it was the most beautiful dress we’d seen in a long time, so, naturally we had to try it on. It looked a hell of a lot better on Halle and Lindsey, lol.
Thanks for doing such a great recap on this show. Can’t wait for the season finale next week.
I have never in my life seen grown-ass women that lay in bed eating and not contribute one thing to Summer House but whine as Ciara, Paige, and Amanda do. Nor do I understand why Amanda married Kyle and why he married her. She is lazy and will not be doing any wifey chores I guarantee you. I do not blame Kyle now for wanting a prenup. Amanda’s contribution is ZERO unless you consider boxing products and running to the post office. I now understand his frustration. What man plans his entire wedding while his future bride sits around crying and whining? It is insane. BOTH are so immature.
I am loving Lindsey and Carls’s relationship. Hope it last 4ever.
Craig would do better looking elsewhere. Paige is not wife material at all and neither is Ciara. They can’t ever manage to pick up their clothes and make up their bed, cook, clean. either. Sex doesn’t last forever guys. You’ll soon want a home cooked meal.
Well, I don’t think Craig is exactly husband material either, so they’re a match.
This comment sounds like old school gender roles are reasonable. I get that neither of these 2 women contribute much to life. But if a guy wants a home cooked meal, then he be just as responsible for feeding the family as the woman in this example and cook it.
I think it’s more so what they don’t do around in a house where everybody should be dividing Cooking, cleaning, decorating, cleanup after parties etc… equally. That never happens… we often see Cierra and Paige come in after the fact and say “oh you should’ve told me …I would’ve helped” I think the point they’re trying to make is household chores, financial responsibility etc. would not be distributed evenly in a marriage based on how they act in the house.
Another house rocker. I’d like to be a guest at one of those parties. Hoo hoo.
I’m guessing many of the wedding details do to filming the show either fell on mom or bravo staffers(since they filmed it). I actually wanted to know more about the prenup and what Amanda’s share actually is within the company. Does she have any say or stake in it, or is she just an employee? And I wonder why investors are asking that he make it a seperate entity, it’s all interesting to me versus seeing Paige or Craig snorefest. Yes, also hoping for Linsey and Carl to work out. If she threatens him to make her a sandwich then I think she will be single forever, hah!
I’m starting to not like white girls, and I am one, bwahaha. Why are Paige and Amanda such whiny, lazy princesses? They call these cute eager to please guys out on all their problem behaviors, ” don’t be too egotistical, don’t have an emotional outburst, don’t be too … etc but they never check themselves. They are so entitled, judgy, lazy ( take care of me boys) and just so full of complaints. Ugg. At least we have Linsday. Yes she’s messy as H but she’s scrappy and down to earth and she’s not clicky! Yay for Lindsay.
Just to remind you that, in Ciara, we have a lazy Black princess too. She was trained by the lazy best — Paige and Hannah.
Then we have the glorious Mya, who I LOVE (tied with Danielle for favorite Bravo lady). She is the opposite of the Lazybones League! I hope she (and Oliver) are in the next season of Summer Jouse.
I really like Mya too!
I loved Paige’s honest reaction to Craig (production) surprising her. She was thrilled. I think she and Craig are a perfect couple — pretty, photogenic, lazy and rich. Ah.
Kyle is so unstable that I fear for him. He is not feeling well at all and why isn’t he getting help? I would insist on intense therapeutic intervention if I were Amanda.
Carl is so perfect, he reminds me of my husband. I hope he and Lindsay can go the distance.
Thank you for your recaps, PCK. ❤️
So I actually got to watch this episode today. I have questions. Who is Alex? Where did all the randoms not dressed for prom come from? Has Amanda done anything AT ALL for this wedding? In what universe is the groom responsible for doing every little thing? What bride decides just to buy a dress and show up? Now I get why Kyle is such a loose cannon. He’s planning a wedding, dealing with lawsuits, and trying to run a business while filming a TV show. And Amanda thinks she should be a partner in a business that she basically does nothing for? AND She quit her job? Kyle TOTALLY needs a prenup.
Thanks for the Recap PCK I was up all night again so I put it up before going to bed because I knew I would sleep all day.
I noticed Kyle wearing Austin’s Trophop beer tshirt. I’m surprised he is advertising but Loverboy.
I think there’s’ an open call for those parties.
Another great one PCK!
Everyone keeps asking why Amanda would marry Kyle. Why does Kyle want to marry Amanda? Little Grandpa’s trust fund baby, who wanted to HIDE that asset! Of course she quit her FULL-TIME job! She can laze away her days and is Kyle going to fire his fiancée/ wife? I had just begun watching RHOBH before Russel killed himself. I turned to my sister and said, “That poor guy is carrying the weight of the world on his shoulders,” as he walked away while Taylor stayed to party the night away. Kyle reminds me of that. 😭
I guess Amanda wants Mommy and Daddy and Kyle to do the work. I wonder why the florist quit. If Kyle were to tell his future MIL, she might be able to get them back. Amanda has “learned helplessness” to the degree that she cannot see that SHE should be clamoring for a prenup. It’s GOOD BUSINESS!
I loved seeing Lindsay and “Car,ito” writing love notes!
This episode was ruined for me when Craig showed up. I predicted he would not miss this chance to be on camera and to control Paige once said she was going with Andrea. I used to want Paige to run and get away, now I think they actually deserve each other. When she was attacking Kyle at the dinner and talking to Amanda about being embarrassed by your partner, I thought Watch out Paige! Craigy is already doing the same thing to you. I used to love this show, and now with the Southern Charm cross-over I am losing interest fast.
I think it was Craig that said he wanted no part of eaves dropping on the Kyle and Amanda fight at prom and told them to go do it over there. If that was him he gets points for that. I really liked Paige but far out she has had a rough season. So Andrea has never been to prom but she can’t even make effort to put on a dress as his date. In walks Craig and her first thought is oh I should put on a dress. Was nice seeing a genuine surprise reaction from her though.
My thoughts on Lindsay have evolved over time and I really hope her and Carl work out. It’s so interesting to watch her shrieking at men gone by which was so cringe to this year saying you know what if I’m not that important to you then bye. The calm confident Lindsay is so much more attractive.
I still think Alex is too good for Ciara.
Lindsay and Carl writing notes to eachother was super cute to watch… Life before social media lol
Danielle and Robert are my favourite couple on TV right now.
I liked that Luke walked away from wanting to spy on the Kymanda fight.
Watching Andrea depressed is very sad to watch- I’m glad he is much happier now.
My heart goes to Kyle. I really do hope that after the wedding is done, a stress load is lifted off his shoulders. He really does have a business-driven mind and although Amanda created the Loverboy merchandise, she is not the person who took out the $4mill loan to fund this venture… How can she expect to take half the company if Kyle is the one hustling to get this product sold nationwide. He definitely needed a prenup.
The note writing was super cute. Agree about Danielle and Robert so nice to see a “healthy” relationship.
It was Craig not Luke that told them he didn’t want any part of spying on Kymanda fight. He gets big points from me for that.
Also agree with you re Kyle. I remember organising pretty much every detail of my wedding with limited help. It’s super stressful. I did not have to also run a business and deal with a lawsuit. Amanda has shown that she is not going to help him when he is in crisis mode. That is what he is signing up for.
I was floored by Luke going to pick up his prom date on his motorcycle! She was surely going to come with a boatload of stuff. She got off with just a tote bag but I saw that she had a suitcase from somewhere with her dress, etc.
I shook up my Senior prom by wearing pants! Then the jerk that I was dating broke up with me when he brought me home!
I have always thought that Kyle was an ass but I have felt for him lately with all of the stuff that has been going on with the wedding, pre-nup and lawsuit.
Was it about the pants??? I need more details about the breakup!
Nah, it wasn’t the pants! He was a Junior and I was a Senior and he wanted to be free for the spring and summer. I did, too ultimately and had quite a busy dating summer! Drove my parents crazy because I would have multiple dates in a day! They were sure there was going to be some scheduling snafus!
What is the saying? Life is wasted on the youth? To have that much energy…….