I’m not sure why episode two of 90 Day Fiance is starting at 10 pm on a Friday night, but apparently that is happening. I am looking forward to this 90 Fiance recap because Bilal already done lost his mind in episode one and is going to “test” Shaeeda by picking her up at the airport in a white van instead of his fancy car. Every woman in America knows never to get in a white van! Then he’s going to take her to his dilapidated childhood home instead of his actual house in a decent neighborhood. Who does that?Well hell this is just a fucking FIRST LOOK. At least I got a head start because Sundays are very busy. It looks like the other hour is 90 Day Diaries Ukraine. I already watched that On Demand. It is very interesting and worth a watch.
EDITED: At least I got to watch the first thirty minutes of this episode. I missed all of Shaeeda’s reaction to the van and the house! The full episode didn’t tape for me. So I am moving along to the next episode.
Shaeeda & Bilal
We are starting with the big hoax. Not to be confused with the big lie I heard about all day in the hearing for Marjorie Taylor Green all day. And. I. Am. Here. For. It! No wonder Bilal has to look for someone overseas. Off we go in the scary white van to the airport dresses in a t-shirt and jeans. Is he going to take her for dinner at Shoney’s? Is Shoney’s still a thing? They have a kiss made for a movie she dropped her bags and they ran toward each other. SIGH. In her first talking outside of the airport she says she is looking forward to seeing his house and his car. This feels so scripted. She calls it a Scooby Doo Van. They are really over playing this scene.
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Why the heck is Shaeeda apologizing to to Bilal! I cannot believe he thinks this “joke” is funny. Ah she doesn’t really mean it, she just trying to maintain the peace until she can figure out what to do. Finally, he is going to take her to their real house. She loves the house but is upset that he didn’t trust her enough to take her there.
Yve & Mohamed
Who dis? We didn’t see these two on the first episode. Yve is 48 an lives in Albuquerque New Mexico. She is a massage therapist and acupuncturist. She has an 8 year old son, Theron who has autism, Downs syndrome and stage two kidney disease. WOW. That’s a lot. Anyone of the three would be very difficult to deal with alone. He has to be catheterized every three hours. His dad was apparently unable to handle it and she has been raising him alone since he was born. But, he does still have visitation. Mohamed is 25 with very shredded body. He’s Egyptian. She met him online and went to Egypt to meet him and they got engaged.
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After two years of waiting for a K-1 visa he is finally coming to the USA. Yve’s BFF is concerned about his age and also her cleaning out her closet to get rid of any “inappropriate” clothing due to his religion. Mohammed is thrilled that in the US they can kiss in public. He’s going from living with his mother to moving in with his fiancé. Mohamed tells us in an interview that he wants his wife to take care of him like his mother and make all the meals. That’s not happening. Yve has a full time job. Somebody needs to bring home the bacon. He’s going to have to learn how to take care of the house.
Emily & Kobe
Kobe doesn’t seem that into Emily. But, he is dying to see his son, Koban, for the first time. But, Emily isn’t taking him straight to the house. She wants one night in a hotel room for them to have sex. He’s upset and this is an awful thing for her to do to him. She is so selfish. Who keeps a father from his two year old son that he has never met! She’s heartless. But, he is going along with her plan.
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Then, they start their date night at a nice restaurant. Kobe is uncomfortable because he is the only black person there. Emily says there are not a lot of black people in Salina at all. He talks about modeling in China were there are not many black people at all and how the Chinese would stare at him because many had never seen a black person before. They made him feel less than. Emily points out that there is another black man here. Emily wants to know how much money he brought with him. He says it is a surprise. She wants a good engagement ring. They are already arguing about money. So much for date night.
Miona & Jibri
Word on the curb is that these two have been married for two years. Miona is hellbent on moving to LA as soon as possible. The thing is they have NO MONEY! And Jibri just keeps spending on gifts for her. The Kim Kardashian wannabe arrives at the South Dakota ranch house and she is already pressuting Jibri to move to LA. She’s about to meet his mama and learn the reality of living on a ranch. His parents first impressions of Miona is they like her. Then, things start going downhill. Jibri’s mother is a therapist. She immediately starts listing the chores. Miona hates it already. She says they can’t be married until they get out of the house. The thing is THEY ARE MARRIED.
Arilea & Biniyam
Ari is in Ethiopia again. I feel like I have been watching these two for years and they still have not gotten married? WTF? Bini FINALLY has a passport. I’m not sure if the baby is in Ethiopia or the US with his grandparents. Oh the baby is there Bini finally got his K-1 and they are heading to New Jersey in three days. Also, check out Starcasm’s exclusive post about Ari’s parents filing for bankruptcy and losing their house to foreclosure! Wow! It seems like he hasn’t told anyone he is moving the to US in three days! He tells his friends and they don’t think his relationship is strong enough to make such a drastic move. He’s afraid to tell his family.
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It’s time to tell the family. It’s their last night. There is a party for Bini’s music video where he plans to tell the family. His sisters arrive and won’t hug Ari because of Covid. I can understand that. But, also, they just don’t like her. So they play the music video and everyone dances and is happy but that won’t last for long. He tells his family he is sorry he kept the news from them, and the drops the bomb that he is moving to America the next day. This sisters are pissed and they blame this on Ari. They call her a control freak. Well, they are not wrong about that. They also blame Ari for not telling them. Um, that is Bini’s job. They are HIS family. Then Ari says she is happy not to be around them anymore. She says she is not marrying them, she is marrying Biniyam. Then one of the sister throws a full glass of wine in her face.
The sisters tell the camera that there is a zero percent chance they will make it the 90 days.
Kara & Guillermo
Are these two even on this show? I haven’t seen any of their story so far. Wait! I think he is a waiter that she met on vacation? We just didn’t see them this episode.
Next Time: Kobe finally gets to meet his son. Miona struggles living with Jibri’s parents and is angry that Kobe and his best friend are getting their band back together. Shaeeda meets Bilal’s family over an awkward dinner. We finally see Kara and Guillermo and they are fighting over him wanting to buy a computer. It looks like there is another couple I don’t know about.
Bilal is crazy!!!! I hope this comes
Back to bite him more than they showed bc it was awful and a “test”, not a joke!
Ari is truly awful – the way she speaks to Biniyam is gross.
Emily – awful!
Miona – not looking good but clearly has made her wants known so Jibri has no one to blame but himself…
Ok Guillermo is so cute!!! It’s gross that I’m saying this bc he is the age of my daughter but so darn cute!!!!
Thanks for the recap! This was ep 3; you skipped #2 which may fill in some gaps for you (airs Sundays at 8 pm ET). Big Hoax v Big Lie ha ha love that. I am annoyed that Bilal thinks that he is such a catch “Lord of the Manor” in a nice middle class home. He acts likes owns Downton Abbey.
So interesting about Ari’s parents. And they were paying for her living expenses + nanny. How old is she? I didn’t mind last season that they were living off of her parents as I assumed her parents were very comfortable but ??? Ari needs to grow up.
TT, 90 Day Fiance is on NEW on Sundays at 8pm. It’s repeated the following Friday night at 8pm, and a 30-minute advance of the next episode is shown afterwards at 10pm on Fridays.
Thanks Deb. I’ll try to remember the Friday night reruns.
Thank you for recapping. The thing that threw me for a loop, as a mom of a son with autism, is that she doesn’t know he expects her to wait on him hand and foot? And he was upset because she didn’t care enough to get a bidet? This is why I don’t date. I will take care of every need my son has and I love him so much. There is no way in hell I’ll ever take care of a man who is more needy without a reason again. I wouldn’t put up with it with his father and I won’t put up with it for “shredded D” 🙄.
Well, it a requirement for his religion sort of. I would think a shower could still be enough. I do know that Muslims wash their feet and other body parts before each of the 5 daily prayers.
I believe she bought the bidet, she just didn’t set it up. That boy is in for a very rude awakening, thinking that she will take care of him like his mother. Does he have sex with his mother?? If not, they will never treat him “the same.” I hope he gets sent back to Alexandria and they don’t get married.
Thanks for recapping 90 day!
I cannot stand Ari but Bini is not as innocent as he pretends to be, he has a history of cheating.
I can understand Emily. She’s been a single mother all this time and once they get home, their chance of time alone will be so rare.
thank you for recapping!!!
Bilal on what planet was that a prank?
Bilal- This man is playing games, he knows she wants kids and she doesn’t. I think she’ll marry him anyways and they’ll end up divorced.
Yve- What’s with the bring strange foreign man to the U.S. to watch my kid because I have no babysitter. This is the same thing that lady from GA did a few seasons ago. I think he wants a green card and she wants to be married. DIVORCE
Emily-Why do these white ladies who have one night stands think that these black men HAVE to marry them. I can’t wait to see what her father says when he finds out she’s pregnant, again.
Jibri-I’m glad he’s starting to see the light. She needs to compromise or go back to Syria. Who sponsored her? Does he even have a job?
Ari-I can’t stand her she has issues.
Kara- He’s too young for her, but I think this might work if she changes a bit.
This is one of my favorite shows and I don’t know why because so many of the people on it drive me crazy with their actions.
Bilal – I have no idea what she sees in him except for his nice kids. He needs to be in therapy. So glad Shaeeda talked to her own attorney.
Yve – I would be amazed if these two last. Although I will say I’ve thought that before and then seen totally different sides to people on Pillow Talk.
Emily – her parents apparently gave her no life skills and still don’t seem to be addressing that even now. They seem to be nice and realistic people yet just keep enabling her to stay dependent. And I don’t get how this small town in Kansas needs an architect (her father’s occupation). And don’t get me started that she was confident her phone app convinced her she wasn’t ovulating. Then she pouts that Kobe seemed more stressed than happy over her positive pg test.
Jibri – I hope he is starting to see the light. In the preview where is shows his parents kicking them out, I hope that happens because it is exactly what needs to. She won’t compromise on a beach wedding and then wants another big one in a year even though there doesn’t appear to be any money coming in. They need to sit down with how much money they have and where it needs to go. Making them move out and forcing them to do that will help them grow up.
Ari – she does have issues galore and I like her mother. Again don’t understand how these parents we see have these incompetent children. She has no idea what she wants to do with her life and doesn’t even seem to be trying to do anything. She sometimes works at her father’s office and that is a career?? And her only friend is her ex-husband????b
Kara – she needs to grow up. He may be a lot younger but he seems more mature.
Patrick – I don’t see what he sees in Thais at all. She is not even remotely attractive and has such an entitled attitude. Pouting that getting married in Vegas makes no sense when his whole family is going to be in Orlando where of course it makes sense to be the venue. Love his brother though; always reminds me of Boston Rob from Survivor fame.
Because you need an architect to build a house….and people in small town live in houses? Just a guess. Also, WTF was Emily not on the pill. They both know where babies come from.
I love that Shaeeda says going back home is on the table for her. I hope she books a ticket and makes her position crystal clear that she is not an imported wife and will be an equal in the marriage. Plus, he’s kind of a dick and she deserves better.
Yve does treat her boy toy like a boy. And he is over it. Isn’t she the one who keeps telling him it’s not about him and his family it’s about his wedding?
The one marrying Jibri needs to be shipped back to where she came from wherever that is they clearly get Kardashian reruns.
Ari is a horrible person and whatshisname is about to lose another child to an American woman. Her relationship with her ex will make it impossible for her to have another one.
I don’t even remember who Kara is and I just watched last week’s show last night.
I think my only point of disagreement is about Patrick. He is not giving his bride any choice in anything. The wedding, where she lives, who can live in the house with them, what city they live in, etc. It’s not a marriage, it’s more like a mail order bride.
Sorry I haven’t been recapping. There is a lot going on when 90 day comes on and I usually save it for the weekend. I’ll try to do better. 🙂